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I write fanfictions and I suck at grammar because I have actually brain damage.

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bill cipher x reader that is stuck in a time loop

⚠️ Warning: (tempory suicide?, it bill cipher you know how the guy is)

All you want to do is spend your summer in a peaceful little town. So you went to gravity falls to spend your vacation at.

At least that's you remember why you are here. And now you're stuck for who the hell know now. You've been stuck in a time loop forcing you to relive the summer over and over. You've tried to get out of gravity falls but due to you no longer being normal you were trap there. You had lost your empathy for the townsfolk and monsters due to everyone memory resting every time you looped.

It didn't matter what you did. nice or bad, vile or noble, die or live. it always ended with all your progress being wiped like letters on the sand wipped away by the waves. So you couldn't help but start to feel hatred towards those around you, how could they- no..how dare they forget you. You have been there for so long, to the point you know the story of every townsfolk, the biological working and nature of every creature. Yet you were forced to live a boring lonely path that went on in endless circles.

Until you found a black book with a triangle on it, and that's how you met a yellow triangle named Bill cipher. At first you thought it was just a random nobody and that wouldn't wouldn't remember what you done or who you are in the end. But to your surprise, he remembered. And for the first time you were not alone, you were seen. You started to connect with him, you loved the chaos he brought, sure it hurt others and you but it doesn't matter to you. It will be erased in the next loop anyway.

So you made a deal with Bill, one decision that was permanent. It was nice to have something actually stick. You watch has he uses your body and abuses it at the first go around, it was fun to hover over him as he created chaos. Until you forgot about two townsfolk and their nephews. You had underestimated that the pines family as people who just got lucky, you couldn't afford them to erase the one that remembers you even after ever loop. But bill want revenge so you were forced to possess a old tree to tilt enough to break and fall on your body killing you instantly and you woke up back to the beginning of the loop.

Bill won't admit it but you saved his back from ending back on therapy, he was still angry that you ended his confrontation with ford short. That when you learn why he holds such a grudge for the old guy with the six fingers and more about what went down in weirdmageddon. You could help but feel like it was two exes that ended in the worst way possible but who were you to judge? You were both crazy chaotic bastards that have completely forgotten who you use to be and deeply really just wants..to go..back home...but neither of you can..so all you have is each other in this hellish forest.

The pines family have tried to take to make you see reason to not help bill cipher in couple of loops but to you, he has given you a possible goal to achieve to not only break your time loop but to break out of this stupid town! So what if it makes you their enemy? It's not like they could have help you out.

Needless to say, you and Bill make a nightmare pair to deal with. Hand in hand, you'll bring another weirdmageddon no matter the cost..

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Resident evil characters x mutated axolotl hybrid reader: wesker route

⚠️ warnings: ( manipulation, experimenting, manhandling)

Albert wesker thought you were dead. Gone. I mean you were just a nobody that got lucky enough to break into the mansion and figure out the truth and their luck running out when he caught you red handed in a place you shouldn't be. But then he caught wind of what had become of you, it didn't take him much to track you down. When he saw that it was the same person that dared to break into the Spencer Mansion that night, he found it a bit humorous how you seemed to keep getting deeper into his plans without you even realizing it.

It was a struggle to try and capture you, but he wouldn't want it any other way. He got to see first hand your rapid regeneration and how much 'humanity' you still had, and to his surprise, you weren't a mindless beast but that you're still you. Once he inevitably capture you, you quickly became one of his favorite experiments (unfortunately enough).

▪︎ he is currently working on creating a variation of your axolotl virus strain without having to be a "living aquarium" for himself

Your body evolved to integrate new virus strains, and you would always come back from the most lethal scenarios that have killed his previous experiments in the past. He knew your mutations were perfect for what he had been planning for years.

▪︎He loves to manhandle you mostly to make you stick to his side

▪︎he will rant to you about how the world is imperfect and how he can change it all with your mutations.

he wants to mold you to think like him, to be his partner that stood loyal next to him. So he uses various manipulation methods on you. Love bombing you by giving you a nicer contament cell, food that's not slop, and acts like you are the only person to get him. But if you try to escape or try to fight back. He asolates you into a cramp shitty cell and feed you less and ignores you through your pleas as he purposely puts you into painful experimentations. Then he goes slowly back to love bombing like a cycle until you eventually start complying with whatever he wants.

▪︎he will gaslight and manipulate your perception of the world. He will use any past trauma you may have to justify his goal, that he will make it better. That you are just like him.

▪︎he wants to create children using both his and your genes and virus. It doesn't matter if you can or can't carry his child. He will figure out a way.

▪︎once you are more compliant to him, he will take you to where to the 'home' where is hiding from the government and BSAA. Mostly because he doesn't trust his "colleagues" not to fucking up and losing his golden goose. Plus by now you were wrapped around his fingers.

when he eventually introduced the Uroboros virus to your body that when he saw you as perfect..he had succeeded in making you into loyal partner that would never question his decisions and a weapon he send out to do his bidding...

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To the mewgenics Fandom!!

I've seen a disturbing lack of mewgenics x reader fanfics so if the situation doesn't change I WILL release a fanfic with my terrible writing skills and awful grammar..you have been warn..

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Yandere vampire queen x vampire hunter female reader

Warning ⚠️ : toxic dynamics, obsession, blood, gore, typical vampire stuff, forced to turn into a vampire, fighting, unwanted transformation, blood sucking, horror.

It has been years since you first started in this journey of eliminating those blood sucking parasites called vampires. You never wanted to become a vampire hunter, you were a candle maker. That was until a your wife got brutal killed as your house and shop burn as the vampire scum flew away with a shit eating grin.

Since that day you went on a crusade against vampire kind slashing and ripping all in your path. You were no longer that candle maker but a ruthless hunter.

The vampire queen didn't think twice about your existence until she caught a glance at your cold eyes from the shadows where you held up camp. She watched from afar your fights and killings. The way your scarred face would scrunched up in rage as you clash your holy silver dagger against the vampires claws. Your quick thinking and strategy managing to quickly escape a gruesome fate. She loved the sight of seeing you covered in the enemies blood as you stood in victory.

She wanted more..

It was noon as your horse pulled your carriage heading out to the next target, "we should be getting close to the 'high noble' " the hunter mumble to herself. The leaves fall down as the darkness approaches. Then she saw something in the dirt. She stopped the horse and stepped down from her carriage and walked slowly to the cloth wrapped object holding herself made crossbow tight and lifted up the cloth.

It was a bloody heart.

She snarled in anger as she let's it go. "This must be some kind of threat. No matter am heading on" she got back on her carriage and her horse head forward.

Meanwhile the vampire queen looked on from the shadows as you saw her gift. How it burns a fire inside her to see instead of fear was that anger. The motivation that she loves so much to fight against what she created. She followed her as she went deeper into the woods.

Night has fallen as you arrived outside the walls surrounding the castle of the vampire noble. She grabbed her weapons and she climb over the wall not noticing the bat flying over. She slip past the guards and went into the basement window. She jumped and landed quietly on the floor and walk hunched over to not stand out among the coffins. Once a servant opened the door she slipped past without them noticing. She would hide in the shadows of the candle light as she approach to the top of the castle floor.

She reached the top and walked out of the shadows. Grabbing her weapon as she looked at the vampire noble as he stood from his throne, "Your rain of terror is over, scum" she pointed her crossbow at him. The noble vampire laughed, "you dare to come here for my head, how foolish can you be?".

You shot your arrow from your crossbow and he predictably dodge but you came prepared and grabbed your dagger quickly and parry the noble vampire's claw slash. This surprise the vampire. you took the opportunity reloaded and shot a arrow at his chest but not the heart. He snarled and lunged towards you as you both clashed. Sparks fly as your dagger and his claws clash, you keep injuring him in small ways, to piss him off enough so he could leave himself open. He finally lunged at you and you thought quickly and jumped off the wall over him and you shot him straight into the heart!

He stumbled back with eyes wide open as he grabbed at his chest "you whore! How dare you! Do you realize what you've done! The others! They'll come for you-"

Then a chill could be felt as a slow clap could be headed and they both looked over to see the vampire queen stand tall over them. The noble smirked thinking she came to save him until.

"Move out of my way"

And the vampire queen with one slash with her claw shredded him into pieces. The hunter looked down at the head that rolled next to her with confusion and hold her weapon tight and pointed it at her. The vampire queen smiled as she looked down at her "I've been watching your work for a long time, you look as beautiful as ever" she said softly but you felt some malice from it. You shot your arrow at her but she swiftly grabbed the arrow mid-air.

She looked at the arrow like if you just gave her a rose "you have no claws, no fangs, yet you craft such wonderful things ". You pulled down your scarf for a bit, the old scar across your lips showing. "What game are you playing here? You murdered your own kin for no reason and you're looking at me not as a pest...why are you here?" You spat out as you hold up your defense.

"Am here for you. You see I've lived for so long and I've seen all types of 'vampire hunters' and yet you are different. You eyes are as cold as a winter storm. Deadly to those that underestimate you. Not to mention " she was suddenly next to you and you raised your dagger as she did the same with her claws as you both stare down at each other. "Your reflexes and quick thinking, the way you end up victories despite no powers. And the way you end up covered in blood! I want it! I want it all!"

You grit your teeth as you both begin this fight. You notice that she knew most of your moves even down to your fake outs. Hours pass and you were starting to become tired but you quickly think as you throw your dagger and she dodge and you lock aim to the chandelier and the vampire queen dodge again. You see your chance while she is distracted and you see your opportunity and you try to stab her chest but end up stabbing her hand as she quickly raised her hand and you drag her closer and head-butts her.

You pulled back as your own blood drips down your forehead. The vampire queen looked a bit surprised but then quickly smiled again, "you made me bleed. I always knew you were the one"

She rushed towards you in such speed you weren't given the chance to react quick enough as she pin you to the floor, as she hold both your hands with one hand while with the other she rips off your scarf and you try to kick them off but it seemed like she was stronger than she let on. You grunt as you felt her fangs sink in as she moans in delight like if it was the most delicious thing she's ever tasted. You tried to twist yourself away but she kept you still "you piece of shit! Let go!".

It felt painfully slow and you felt like you were dying then she pulled away. "Are you done?.." you stared down at her with spite. She laughed "not yet, you aren't cattle. You are something more to me. You deserve to be with me. So we can both share our pains. I want you to be right beside me"

"Hell no..fuck no!-" your mouth was covered by her hand. "Sssh it's okay, I understand your pain" she snarled as she struggled. Until she kissed you. You bite down at her lip trying to get her to pull away but she just smiled as she hummed. She felt her cold blood fill you mouth, she wanted to spit it out immediately but she kept your head still. Your body felt like it was burning from the inside as you drink down her blood. She pulled back as she holds her.

You felt your painfully transform as you look up at her. Still looking at you like you were are the most beautiful thing in this cursed world. You hated it and yet..you were slowly being drawn to her like moth to a flame.

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Luffy x "monster" reader aka a squid-pup reader pt.7

Context: basically a bee and puppycat situation lol

⚠️warning: none :]

It was a dark night everyone had gone to bed and you were curled up on luffy's chest as he snores as you both dreamed away.

Luffy looked around confused in the dream. This wasn't the thousand sunny "where am I? Then he saw you but you were a human. "What are you doing, lad? " you looked at the Direction he was looking at with your brass spyglass telescope. "You better not be tempted by the Kelpies or we are going to have to tie you to the flag beam again " you looked at him seriously. "Uh!?" Luffy exclaimed, you couldn't keep a straight face anymore and you roared out laughing. "Am just messing around with ya! " you ruffle his hair. You put your captain hat on his head " cheer up! A frown doesn't suit a crewmate of my ship!".

Luffy watched you walk away with a smile on your face. He couldn't help but see himself in you, the confidence and the determination in your eyes. He followed you into the dining cabin. He watched as you raised up your mug of beer up in the air "come join us! I even saved you a sit!". Luffy sat beside you and try eat some of the food but it felt like eating nothing. "We are so close to finding the one piece, hell we are the closest than anyone in finding it!" You exclaimed as you hugged luffy close. He noticed your beer turned Black Dahlia petals as you casually drink it down as the darkness loom over you. You turned to luffy "but love it blinds you into seeing all the red flags as waving hearts... you love me too don't you...such a shame we meet too late " he tried reaching out as hands drag you into the darkness.

Luffy woke up.

It was early morning the sun barely even peaking out. He looked around groggy and watched your little monster body curled up asleep on his chest. "Hey squid-pup, you awake? " he asked in a whisper but you only responded with a snore. He sighed as he looked up at the ceiling. " I promise you...I will return your human body and we can both become king of the Pirates together..." Luffy whispered his promise. He got up and hold you in his arms "come on let's go watch the sun rise together! ". You rub your eyes tiredly as you mumbled " boop beeep pop poo (translation: it's too early to be watching stuff) ". Luffy chuckled and mimic your beeps and boops as he carried you to the deck of the ship.

Luffy stop when he noticed in the distance..a handful of marine ships.

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Luffy x "monster" reader aka a squid-pup reader pt. 6

Context: basically a bee and puppycat situation lol

⚠️warning: none

A month passed since luffy's declaration that he will bring back your human form. Since then, franky managed to make a translator ear piece for the rest of the crew to talk to you without having to need luffy to translate.

You were currently helping sanji rolling dough or at least try it was hard making do with your paws. Luffy looked on bored, "So puppysquid, I was thinking.. how was it like to being a pirate captain? " sanji asked you as you tried to unstuck your paw. You looked up and thought to yourself. "Puff puff fu fu (translation: it was hard but fun) " you said as you rub your chin with your paw not even realizing you putting flour on your face.

Luffy laughed "you look like you have a white goatee " he grabbed a napkin "here let me help". Luffy cleaned your face, you didn't know why he was cleaning your face you were already covered in flour. Sanji noticed and raised up his curly eyebrows, luffy never both wiping his face after feasting, so why did he care about yours. "Fu fu bop dop (translation: I can take care of myself you know) " you huffed as luffy finished.

Luffy smiled " Yeah, I know I know". Sanji cuts the dough you flattened and started to put the chocolate in the dough. After he was done with it you quickly snatched the chocolate covered spoon and give it to luffy. "Aw thanks!" Luffy started licking the spoon enthusiastically. And Ironically enough dirtying his face. You shake your head and smirked to yourself.

Jinbe walked in and saw your two shenanigans and sanji putting the chocolate croissant into the oven. Jinbe chuckled and spoke "you two get along like the sun and moon. You both are equally as mischievous". You looked up "fuu puuf boop bop boop (translation: you can be so corny sometimes) ". Jinbe nodded "I Can't help it, you two interactions are quite cute ".

"Hey! we aren't cute! We are cool and badass! Right, puppysquid?" Luffy looked over at you chocolate still over his mouth. You nodded holding your head head as you crossed your paw, having an expression of pride. Jinbe didn't argue and just nodded. You and Luffy high five causing flour to fly up covering you both in flour.

You both blink as you looked at each other and laughed. "Now we look like ghosts!" Luffy said in between laughs. Soon the chocolate swirls across the air as sanji took out the already done chocolate croissants. You and Luffy looked over and Luffy tried to grab one but you slapped his hand away from the croissant. "Ow! Hey what was that for!" Luffy rubs his hand. "Fu fu bup bop boop ( translation: they are still burning hot)" you simply said.

"Oh I forgot " Luffy smiled as he scratches the back of his neck. And after a while the croissants ready to eat and everyone dig in. Luffy took a bite of the warm bread and tasted the gooy chocolate from within. "Wow! So good here puppysquid try some!" Luffy exclaimed as he shoved the other half of the croissant to your face and you sighed and took a bite and nodded. "See? I you would like it! " Luffy hug you as he continued to eat chocolate croissant and giving you some.

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Resident evil characters x mutated axolotl hybrid reader: intro

⚠️warning: body horror, Canon type violence, death

You were outside the Spencer Mansion. Days ago your family had gone missing while you were out of the city. The police department didn't let you go home or even tell you what the hell happened. It seems you were at a dead end..that was when you got a hint from a rumor.

You were outside of the Spencer Mansion with a small bag of supplies. You knew it was stupid and dangerous but you didn't care, you had to do this. You had to know and you had no other leds. You hoped over the fence and looked around to see if there was anyone around. You grabbed a lock picker and after a while you heard a click and the door opened. It was easy..you thought a mansion this big would have better security.

You explore the mansion to and try to find some type of evidence to explain what has been happening around the mountains. You hear a groan and you see a person? At least you think and it lunged at you but you jumped out of the way. The zombie got impaled by the wall decor, it moved around, growling until it stopped. Your eyes widen "what the fuck.." you murmured to yourself.

You realized that you were in something more deeper than you can imagine. You pulled out a pistol from your bag. You always carried a pistol around the mountain usually to keep yourself safe from wild animals but you never imagined yourself in this situation.

It's too late now, You have to dig deeper. You hear the mansion doors open. You peak over and saw a group wearing uniform, you recognize it. They work for the raccoon city police department, you were tempted to walk to them but you remembered the police didn't help you then. Why would they now? And what if they are apart of this?

You heard another zombie run towards you and you shot them. The shot echo immediately grabbing the attention of the alpha team go running towards the sound. "They stop!" Jill said. You immediately ran not wanting to get caught. And Albert's eyebrows furrowed as he caught a glimpse of you. He didn't plan for this if you managed to get out alive, his plans would be ruined.

As you tried to avoid them, the deeper you went into the mansions and into the lab and start piecing together what has been happening. You stopped as you looked around. You looked at tank full of infected axolotls. They looked at you, were they intelligent? You tap on the glass but seem to follow your finger. You smiled, even if they were a little creepy they were quite cute. You heard footsteps approaching and you turned around to see Albert wesker.

"Am surprised someone with no experience lived this long. But your luck as run out" Albert said calmy and pulled out a gun. "Not yet!" You pulled out your pistol but thanks to his experience he was faster. He shot you through the head as you stumbled back and broke the tank behind. The blood and water mixing together as Albert smirked and walked passed you. "Too slow " he chuckled to himself.

The infected axolotls wiggle around and crawled over to your body. They crawled into your mouth and ears and in your eyes. And your body begins to twitch as the wound in your forehead begins to heal. Your body begins to transform as you were being forcibly revived.

Your eyes darkened as your teeth sharpen. Your hands and feet grow webbing and claws. Multiple gills sprouts out your head like hair. You grow a tail and a extra pair of smaller arms folded against your body like t-rex arms. You grow a couple of inches in height. By the end you looked like a mockery of what you once were. The axolotls swimming inside your body repairing their new home.

Chris ran down to chase after wesker and saw you. He shots at you but you kept healing and ran you passed him trampled him. Chris was going to chase you but he couldn't let Albert get away and let you escape.

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Luffy x "monster" reader aka a squid-pup reader pt. 5

Context: basically just a bee and puppycat situation lol

⚠️warning: none

You looked at the wanted poster that luffy held up and you were frozen. It took you a while to realize what was going on. You shook your head and looked away "peep beep fu.. (Translation: I've never met that person in my life..)". Luffy looked at your reaction "I don't buy it, come on say it" luffy poked at your cheek. You slapped his hand away*

Robin grabbed the wanted poster and looked at it. "I recognize this face..they use too be a captain. They were known for how fast they managed to rank up a large bounty and disappeared after a incident with the marines" Robin answered. Luffy raised his eyebrows "really? What was the incident-" you covered luffy's mouth. "Beeeeeeeep (translation: shut up)".

Luffy licked your paws and you immediately took away your paws "peeew (translation: ew)". "Your paws taste like dirt. But why don't you want us to know about this Pirate captain?" Luffy looked at you with confusion. You wanted to scream a until everything break but you sighed. Your past will continue to hunt you and you knew it would change absolutely nothing and luffy would continue to pester.

"Peep Leep beep bep (translation: translate for me) " you told luffy. Luffy nodded and you climb and stood on top of his head and you began to sing and luffy helped by translating the song to the rest of the crew members.

"Once upon a time...

there was a young pirate

who fell in love with a person that promised them the world

and they both agreed they were meant to be together.

"The lover decided to run away with them

and they planned to meet

at their favorite island.

But it was a trap.

The lover had lied, and the Pirate

was surrounded by the marines.

Filled with anger from the lover's betrayal,

the devil fruit ability that was meant to capture clashed with the Pirate captain ability

instead transformed them into a monster.."

The crew was silent. Luffy grabbed you and looked at you and asked "You were that pirate captain, puppysquid? ". You didn't respond and the silence gave Luffy the answer "so.. you were human uh...I get now! Why you are so angry and upset all the time!"

"Beep boop beep boop (translation: it doesn't matter. The dream is dead)" You looked at the ground "beep boop bep dop- (translation: I've already accepted it-)" . And luffy suddenly pulled you into a hug " We'll get you your normal body back! So stop acting like your story was over!" Luffy spoke with such determination it reminds you of how you were. you hear the crew agreed with a cheer around you.

Chopper was telling you how he could make a cure. Robin said she would help research if this ever happened before in the past. Franky even offered build you a human mech body! You stood there stunned how they were all just willing to help you. It spark the fire of hope that was dimmed. You smiled as tears run down your face "baap fu (translation: thank you)"

And they escaped

So the Pirate ran in their new monstrous form, island to island, far and wide

They ran from the lover, the marines, their memories

And the past their left behind

But they grows weary, And their monstrous feet, Have got to stop sometime

Maybe today is the day.

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Luffy x "monster" reader aka a squid-pup reader pt. 4

Context: it's basically a bee and puppycat situation lol

⚠️warning: none

Zoro and luffy helped carry the boar down, the kid following behind, as you were on top of the boar not really helping. Not that you can reach and carry it. "Geez, can't you get off at least? It would lighten the load" zoro grunts. "Puff puf fu fu bee beep (Translation: no way, maybe you should work out more)" you huffed out. "Luffy, what the hell did it say?" Zoro asked. "Uhh that you need to stop complaining and that you need need to work out more " luffy reply.

"What!?! I work out more you could ever imagine!!" Zoro yelled at you. "Beep fu (Translation: cry about it) " you stick out your tongue. Luffy laughed out loud "classic puppysquid!". Zoro mumbled to himself "how can something so small have so much sass? "

You all finally arrived at town. The kids mother ran up to them. "There you are! I've been running around all day looking for you!" The mother scolded the kid. "I wanted to go with Dad and I got lost..." the kid confess. You could tell from the mother's expression that this kid was doomed. "Go to your room.NOW. " the mother said, the kid was going to say something but seeing their mother's eye immediately shut his mouth and went to their house defeated.

The mother signed and looked over at luffy and zoro and you "Thank you so much for finding my child". "No problem!" Luffy exclaimed. The mother looked at you "I think I know a way to repay you " the lady went into the house and brought back a small shoulder bag. She put the bag on your shoulder "I made this a while ago but it shrink down, am sure you can use it for your little adventures ".

You didn't except to be given anything " fu puff poof (translation: uh thank you) " you looked away you couldn't let anyone see you Flustered. She chuckled and she patted your head "no need to be shy". You nodded and watched as she left and you hear zoro laugh at you "you looked so nervous!". You squirt ink out of your mouth at zoro's face. Zoro looked confused and let go of the boar an then began chasing you around angrily "get back here am going to turn you into sea food!!". Luffy watched you two run around and laughed finding the whole situation hilarious.

It was finally the afternoon. Sanji made boar shanks with squid ink pasta. Luffy was devouring it up and sanji kneels down and gives you a bowl of Wild boar stew with mushrooms. You dig in and happily ate it. "Puuf puf! (translation: so good!)" you exclaimed. "Really, can I try?" Luffy tried to grab your plate but you grabbed your bowl. "Doop beep! (Translation: back off!) You scream but luffy managed to grab a fist full and shoved it into his mouth. "Beeeeeeeep... (translation: betrayal...)"

After eating luffy remember the wanted poster. Luffy grabbed the crumble piece of paper and looked at it. "Hey puppysquid, do you know who this is? " Luffy asked showing the wanted poster and you froze.

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Luffy x " monster " reader aka a squid-pup reader pt.3

Context: basically a bee and puppycat situation lol

⚠️Warning: none

Luffy walked through the island forest with you on his shoulder. "Puff poof fu fu? (Translation: where are we going?)" You ask as you looked around. "We are exploring the island, remember? " Luffy responded. You sighed " do do bop dop fu fu (translation: I thought we staying around the town part)". He laughed "Nah, where is the fun in that? "

Your ears twitched as you heard something and then you saw a little kid running and screaming as they were being chase by wild boar! You scream at luffy to do something. "On it! Gomu Gomu no Pistol!" Luffy reeled his arm all the way back and delivers a powerful punch at the giant boar. The boar goes flying past several trees knocking out the boar completely. the kids' eyes widen in shock seeing such strength.

"Poof fu fu bop dop dop?! Fu fu poo po beep! (translation: what the hell were you thinking kid?! You could have gotten hurt!) " you yelled at him. "Hey, go easy on the kid, squidpup" Luffy pat your head trying to calm you down.

The kid looked at you trying to figure out what you were. "Boop boop bop (translation: tell him to stop staring) " you nudge at luffy. "So kid why are you so deep in the forest? " Luffy asked. The kid looked at luffy " I was following my dad and I got lost and I accidentally run into a boar".

"Boop po dop! (Translation: that's dumb!)". Luffy couldn't help and agree "Yeah, that was pretty dumb ". The kid was about to defend himself but realized, Yeah it was dumb, and hold their head down "yeah..." . "Don't worry, we can help you head back to town " Luffy smiled as he pats the kids head.

" bap pa pop brr (translation: and let's take the boar to eat later) " you said as you put your paw at luffy's cheek. "That's a good idea! Am sure sanji can cook something delicious!" Luffy exclaimed. Luffy pick up the boar and the bushes the bushes started rustling and branches. Luffy looked over to see if it was another enemy and zoro pops out. "Beeep! Bop bop!? (translation: zoro! You got lost again!?)"

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Luffy x "monster" reader aka a squid-pup reader pt.2

Context: basically a bee and puppycat situation lol

⚠️Warning: none

It's been one month and since you have join the strawhats. I mean, you had no choice! Luffy was the only one to understand you. The islanders were thankful that the strawhats took you with them. You couldn't tell if they saw you as a pet or a crewmate

Sanji was currently poking you cheek. "Come on just give me some ink, I want make Squid ink pasta".

"Beeep boop bopp (translation: leave me alone) " you were getting annoyed as your little eyebrows furrowed. As he continued to shove jar in your face to try and get you to squirt ink into it but you simply looked away. "Fu fu fu! (Translation: go away!)"

Luffy looked over bored " Why do you want ink?isn't it like pee of squids?. Sanji sighed "No Luffy ink isn't pee, it's created from a little sac inside them ". You squirt ink out of your mouth at sanji's face but he quickly put the jar in front of him and smirked victory. "Thanks, for the ink" sanji walked to the kitchen with the jar.

"Bap beep bup fu fu fu (translation: he's lucky that he's fast) " you say to yourself. Luffy over at you and asked "why are you always so mad? You can relax, you know ". "Fu beep bei bap bap (translation: try being 3 to 4 apples tall) " you scoffed.

"Hey, you have an advantage of being small. You can sneak around and steal meat" luffy chuckled. You react out and grabbed his face wanting to shake him around. Your tentacle paw was just able to grab his nose. "Your paws smell like chips!" Luffy laughed. You scream in annoyance as he hugs you. "Waaah!" You tried to struggle, but it was use.

Luffy chuckled, you never understood how can someone be so happy all the Damm time. But at least he was entertaining. He grabbed his hat and put it on you "that hat looks so big on you " he smiled. The hat slide to the side of your face. You hear the bell ringing as nami yelled that they were about to land on a island. Luffy grabbed you and put you on his shoulder and went to check it out.

As you two got out from under the ship, you can see the island. You felt sad, you and your crew would sail island to island and now..you didn't even want to think about it. "Beep bip doop? (translation: is it enemy territory?)" You ask luffy. Luffy shook his head " nah, nami would have something" he said confidently. 'That didn’t help' you think.

The strawhats landed and zoro drop anchor. Luffy jumped down on the sand and thanks to your sucker on your tentacles you were able to stick on luffy's shoulder. "Fu fu fu pop dop pop" (translation: so we are just getting supplies?)"

"Not just that, we are here to explore! Let's cheek out the food " luffy starts to walk to the town port. You looked around and see people looking at you. You didn't know if they were looking at luffy because he has a big bounty or were they looking at you because of you.

Luffy entered a tavern and you saw the usual type of people who would be here. Luffy sat down "hey waiter! Can I get-" as luffy was ordering a ridiculous amount of food, you saw one of your wanted posters under a bunch of other pirates. You hop off and grabbed it and looked at it..

You felt angry. How could you ever gotten tricked? You still remember that night of the betrayal. You promised yourself to never love again. Love got you no where. But you couldn't help but feel sad about losing that love. Luffy looked over at you gripping a wanted poster. He took a bite out of his meat as he walked over to see what you were looking at.

A shadow hovered over you as meat juice drip onto the page and you looked up. "What are you looking at? Do you know them?" Luffy asked. You crumble the paper tossed it away "bep dap (translation: it's nothing) " you walked over and hopped into his shoulder. Bur Luffy secretly used his gum gum powers and stretch his arm an grabbed the wanted poster and put it into his pocket.

You and Luffy ate but Mostly, you just stealing his fries. After Luffy was done he got up and you grabbed a bag of berries from luffy's pocket and toss it to the waiter. The waiter caught it and looked at you and just waved awkwardly as you both left.

As you two walked you noticed a guy following you two. 'Was this guy stupid? ' you thought. You waited until the dumbass got close enough, and when the guy pulled out a dagger. You squirt ink out your mouth to the guy's face. The person grunts as he tries to rub off the ink and it gave Luffy saw a opportunity and punched him to the nearby trash can. "Woah nice save there" luffy smiled "we make a good team, uh". You huffed "beep fu baap (translation: be more careful)".

[unknown-scuba-diver]

Luffy x "monster" reader aka a squid-pup reader pt. 1

Context: this is pretty much a bee and puppycat situation lol

⚠️Warning: none

You were a infamous pirate, brave and kinda of a goof. You had the jinxed-jinx devil fruit ability making it hard for you to be captured by normal means highly difficult. You were so close to finding the one piece until everything fell apart when you fell in love with the wrong person..

The person you loved turned out to a spy marine. And when they used their bar- bar devil fruit to trap you. But do to the feeling of betrayal and both your devil fruits clashing it transformed you into a monster..

You immediately threw yourself out the window and into the sea below. You thought you would drown due to your devil fruit but your monster form saved you. You washed up to shore and you woke up to see that you were now some type puppy-squid hybrid.

The locals called you a monster and fear and hated you. Thinking you caused the major tropical storm that hit the island when you washed up to shore. You were lonely to say the least. No crew, no friends, and not mention you could only communicate in beeps and boops like a tiny computer was stuck in your throat. You had given up on your dream...

"Woah cool!" A young guy wearing a straw hat picked you up while you were deep in thought.

"Bee fu fu fu boop! (translation: let me go, you man-child!)" You yelled at the guy

"Hehehe you speak funny, I gotta show the others! " he said as he ran off with you in their arms. Like a kid who found a new toy.

The others were loading up the ship with supplies and ussop looked up to see luffy carrying a strange creature. "Hey, luffy! What do you got there? A squid??" Ussop asked unsure what it was.

"I thought it was too, but it has a dog smell. Look" luffy shoved you to ussop. You have experienced a lot of weird stuff as a captain but being sniffed by a bunch of strangers was a new one. "Yeah, it has that puppy smell"

Robin looked up from the book she was reading and saw the cutest and weirdest thing she has ever seen. 'So cute' Robin thought as walked over and curiosity got the better of her and grabbed one of your long tentacles and saw you had paw pads.

Chopper try to communicate with you but he couldn't understand your beep boop gibberish. "That's weird I can't understand what you are saying " chopper said while seeing your weird Autonomy.

"Chu fu,fu beep (translation: unhand me, you Troglyte) " you said angrily. "Hey, don't say that" Luffy said, shocking you and the crew. This luffy guy can understand you! " booup beep! (Translation: you understand me!) " you yelled. Luffy nodded, "of course I do". You scream a high pitch "wuuuh!"

[unknown-scuba-diver]

Being max friend

⚠️Tw: none

You both knew each other ever since you both fought because you were trying to eat his nugget boyfriend. Granted, you didn't know the nugget was sentient. But after breaking each other's face, you both realized you too have common ground. And you both immediately became friends.

He loves sending you brain rot videos he randomly finds and you keep sending him weird videos to him back as retaliation. He sends you skibidi Lore and you send him essay videos about biohazerd abandoned store, so it even. This extended to buying each other weird t-shirt you both find while thrift shopping.

He spams you messages to play a video game with him manly co-op slop games, especially horror ones. If the game allows it or he downloads mods, he will make his avatar as silly and ridiculous as possible. You two will be in the middle of running away from a monster and you turn around just to see shrek's head run away from a abomination and you end up dying because you had to take a screen shot.

He is surprisingly good at drawing when he's not goofing around. He likes sharing his sketchbook with you. It's not uncommon to find you both doodling on his sketchbook at the park. If he's bored, he will doodle on your arm.

He has eaten bugs off of you. You two would be in the middle of a conversation and he noticed a bug crawl on your shirt and he grabs it. Eats it. And continues the conversation like nothing happened.

You both help each other out like has he forgotten it's his boyfriends birthday? He texts you if could quickly buy a gift. And you drop it off mid date between the two. Or you are suddenly hungry for some fast food he is willing to drive you for a midnight snack run.

Even though he can be weird and a bit random at times but so are you sometimes. You both are still best friends.

[unknown-scuba-diver]

Being twiddle finger max "sidekick"

⚠️Tw: mentions of cannibalism, attempts of cannibalism, obsession, Kidnapping.

How did you get into this mess? Easy. You made the mistake of befriending a unstable mess of a anthropomorphic monkey demon or zombie?? You couldn't really tell.

You were throwing a garbage bag out of your apartment widow because you thought "Eh it's a lazy day" and heard a grunt of pain and when you looked down at your five story building to see you hit a guy. Great job.

You went down freaking out about accidentally hurting the guy. And you offered to call a ambulance for him but he persists to NOT call 911. You took him into your apartment and it was all over for you, you made the mistake of being nice to someone with attachment issues and now he just dragged you into his little inferno.

Now you are here with a paper mache heart mask he made you trying to catch a chicken nugget with a cowboy hat so your "boss" can eat him and fulfill being whole. But some other time you two just do "evil" stuff AKA stealing snacks and helping his younger brother with his bully or pranking someone. Sometimes you forget how unhinged he can be.

Like he will try to convince you to eat the one you love. And how it's the "purist form of love " or make you play instruments for his many odes that has uploaded into his sound cloud. You have broken into nuggets house to get belongs max wanted and stapled enough lovesick poem and angry rants to make the wall hard to see.

You have kidnapped nugget so many times it becomes a blur of routine and you get used to the madness. You don't even realize how much you've changed. The black stuff leaking from your eye? It's nothing. Your skin turing a different color in patches? Your fine. Right?

Max had try to feed you his blood more than once but thankfully you have a sharp eye when it's his turn to cook. He has joked about biting each other multiple times that you knew it was him testing the waters.

Are you enabling him? Yeah. But hey, you're just doing what "friends" do and you have to hang around to make sure things don't get out of control. But maybe you are a little sick too. Maybe the seed of corruption have already grown vines wrapping around your walls of morals.