I’m a Hopeless Adult

You can call me Leashie 26. INFP. Gay. Asexual. Demiboy. He/Him.

[cl0wnah0lic]

I fucked up

[because-i-do-it-all-the-time]

(googling) evil music for evil people that have bad thoughts

[depsidase]

[gaytanic-panic]

[google-searchhistory-official]

"You need to break the time loop. Stop trying to save me. I love you."

[This message has been played 18446744073709551615 times. Would you like to hear it again?]

[ganondorf]

[latinotiktok]

PROPAGANDA PARA URUGUAY:

En ingles casi dice "u r gay", que mas podrian querer?

LATINOAMERICA HAS GONE WOKE?????

U R GAY? ARGENSHE/HER??? CHILEY DE MATRIMONIO IGUALITARIO??? PARADYKE??? GAYTEMALA? COLOMBISEXUAL?

[latinotiktok]

VENEZUELLE??? HE/HIMDURAS???

BRASIL.

MEXIJOTO???? ENBYDOR???

[mind-less-boy]

ELLE SALVADOR

[latinotiktok]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

[hustlerose]

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

[calidotgov-deactivated20240108]

congratulations piracy

[livefromtheloam]

Ad agency: Please don't steal the King's potatoes, no matter how easy it is.

Regular people: Wait, the King has easily stolen potatoes? How do I get in on this?

Internet users who have been stealing potatoes for years: We made a machine that picks so many potatoes and also that machine is free. Enjoy!

[commandtower-solring-go]

Ad agency: you wouldn't steal a movie?

10 year old me with 0 income and no movie: YOU CAN STEAL MOVIES????

[can-i-make-image-descriptions]

[Image ID: Headline from IFLScience reading: "You Wouldn't Steal a Movie" Advert May Have Led To More People Stealing Movies /End ID]

[geekysteven]

[teaboot]

Fun fact! Both the music and the font in that ad were incorrectly sourced and did not provide compensation to the creators

[fucxingcuties]

[icantspellthings]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[silliestflowergirl]

4. uno

[notmonaca]

i don't have it i got the oldest xbox known to man

[boccher]

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fix the past

build the future

Voting ended onApr 17

[unyieldingsilence]

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[greelin]

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

[jame7t]

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

[jame7t]

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

[fostershyperfixator]

My local library had a days since James Patterson last published counter.

[official-library-posts]

official library post

[intothestacks]

I need non-librarians to understand that this is not a celebratory counter. It's a plea for help.

[propussyslayer]

[dogpuppy]