Contrary to the name, I talk

Rachel, too old for this, too young to care.

[tinknevertalks]

Sanctuary fandom roll call! Raise your hand if you're still here! Yes I'm tagging a few of you so people who might not know each other can have a nosy and maybe get a new mutual or two.

@ladyelysandra @electricrogue @teslacriss @ellefantii @galactic-pirates @trickster-archangel @fabledshadow @misscrazyfangirl321 (I know you're on hiatus lovely but wanted to include you) @crazymcwritesalot @stargnusxcarter @tryingthisfangirlthing @ssorca19 @lanistas

Tried tagging a few others but Tumblr being a div. If I've missed you, lemme know in the replies. XD

Wanna join a Sanctuary community! Clicky click!

[localpubliclibrary]

If I ask nicely will people reblog this and tell me what their most common breakfast is? Not your favorite necessarily, just what you have for breakfast most frequently? 🙏🏽

[mothcub]

The text here is a poem by Bo Burnham in its entirety, simply called "Woman".

[leebrontide]

Younger people, one thing I want you to understand about Millenials is that, overall, our parents taught their daughters to aim for careers and employment, but they didn't teach their sons to keep house. This causes a whole lot of Situations.

[depsidase]

[dyk-tv-theme-song]

Visit Original Link

Do you recognize this TV theme song? #734

I know this and can name the series

I know this but can't name the series

I might know this

I've never heard this

Remaining time: 6 days 19 hours

[pluviofleur]

stretches my legs out so far with all toes spread out wide

[pluviofleur]

[fictus-vulp3s]

rb and streeeeeecht :3

[bat-anon]

@keeper-of-the-flames It you…

[keeper-of-the-flames]

It me!

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[jewish-joy]

#i love prayer plants but they're fussy so I don't keep them#can we have a picture op they're so pretty

Behold, Dorothea

(Naming my plant "Gift of God," and then giving her to a seminarian with just the explanation that it's a prayer plant? Okay, that's my bad.)

[biglawbear]

Oh my goodness she is so lovely and full! And she's flowering!! That's a happy maranta indeed

[blae-kitta]

Been thinking bout that saying from the LLTBP shows...

[aromanticduck]

Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.

Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.

Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.

"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you

[vitariesocks]

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom

[vitariesocks]

2 pics. no caption

[good-fwiend-in-wome]

shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders

[jonnystrebor]

Not to forget:

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[limbel]

we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write gen fics. we have to thank our brave soldiers in fandom who write character studies and stories with no focus on romance or sex. we have to get on our knees and thank the brave soldiers in fandom who write about minor characters and friendship and family with no focus on romance or sex. i know it’s hard to care about characters in a world that seems to only revolve around ships but i see you. and i love you

[adastrabbit]

[monster2003]

I’m putting in my too weak notice.

[skopostheorie]

[memeuplift]