woe to the hand

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every fan base is so unbelievably desperate to make the story about some random periphery background guy. and then they get like mad at you when you try and center the main character. who the story is about

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the summary of every fan fic shon on ao3 like "what if random guy #3 had a concussion ?????? and everyone was so sad ???????????" they wouldn't gaf. and neither do i.

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every fan base is so unbelievably desperate to make the story about some random periphery background guy. and then they get like mad at you when you try and center the main character. who the story is about

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pitcher this catcher that. the true divas are in the outfield. lording over their patch of grass

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europeans refuse to drink water with ice. europeans refuse to buy pre-sliced cheese. europeans refuse to wear sweatpants at da mall

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...right

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"blair should've ended up with dan" not in my world. not the world i'm living in

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jerry seinfeld from tv's seinfeld only eats cereal? or what

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how could you possibly eat this much cereal before it starts getting stale

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jerry seinfeld from tv's seinfeld only eats cereal? or what

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hbo's lost:

thinly veiled christian shephard molestation allegations

boone and shannon are blood related

michael says fuck

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i am in tearssssss they should've let him do this on lost

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Datail — Ecce Homo, c. 1674 by Pedro de Mena † Agnus Dei (Lamb of God), circa 1635 - 1640 by Francisco de Zurbaran

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The X-Files – 3.12: War of the Coprophages

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i feel like sometimes i forget ben affleck and jlo broke up again. like that's crazy. their third go round in 2052 is going to be an all-timer

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Unknown - Kiriakos Tompolidis , 2025.

German , b. 1997 -

Oil and acrylic on linen , 170 x 130 cm.

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of all the infinite realities that exist there is one in which mickey mantle was born in 1999 and started as a child actor and by the time he's 25 he's been canceled at least once a year for saying insane shit on tiktok but it never sticks for obvious reasons (white man, blond) and so he stays famous and eventually appears on hot ones where he starts visibly sweating by the third wing but he's not allowed to quit, daddy said so, so he sits there whining and crying and begging god for mercy as he eats these wings but there is no mercy because even in a reality where mickey mantle is a tiktoker he is still mickey mantle and he's got to get on the cross someway somehow

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"sweetie pea" is annoying af except of course for when it's MY sweetie pea then it's okay

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lebron to philadelphia... this is big for trevorluka .. for understanders