FUNNY CLUB PENGUIN BANS {Sentence Starters}
warning: profanity abounds
“I’m a fucking piece of pizza.”
“Ah, yes… my meth lab is ready.”
“Magic mirror, will I ever find love?”
“That’s illegal, people can’t do that.”
“Did you just propose using emojis?”
“I ain’t stoned… just slightly pebbled.”
“Wanna hear a joke? —— Your future.”
“Bitch, throw one more snowball at me!”
“I dare you to jump off. Do it for the vine.”
“YOU’RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART.”
“What do you mean you’re being murdered?”
“Stop screaming, children. It will be over soon.”
“Fashion police… You’re definitely under arrest.”
“Will somebody help me hide this body in here?”
“Holy shit, Toto, we sure as fuck ain’t in Kansas!”
“GET IN, LOSERS, WE’RE GOING SLEDDING!”
“You look beautiful… NOT YOU. The newspaper.”
“You are a terrible singer, but you have a nice bod.”
“Excuse me, do you know where I can find the booty?”
“Why should you not touch this coal? Because it’s mine.”
“I could kill you right now. No one would hear you scream.”
“Not this shit again. I ain’t fucking with these Christmas lights anymore.”
“I’m sorry, but it needs to be said… that shirt makes you look like a cow.”
“When I see stars, I think of you. — Because you’re only beautiful from a distance.”
“I could go back and pretend to be you. they wouldn’t even realize you were missing.”