Unlikely Google Searches

Google is so helpful, isn't it?  Almost anything you want to know, it can help you find... but every time you use it, it tries to learn more about you.  You can't stop it from trying to learn about you... so why not have some fun with it?

[recentgooglesearches]

How much money did that really bad choose your own adventure game have to pay tumblr to get their garbage shovelled onto my dashboard constantly

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I can't improve on this.

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microaggression v. microtransaction death match

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tumblr madness

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quantum belching

[puregag]

Googled sharknato instead of sharknado; did not disappoint

[persephinae]

they have many current events to discuss

[derelictjet]

They are ready to sink their teeth into global relations

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Also “shark natto,” if you’re into that sort of thing.

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board games for goldfish

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a petition to cast benedict cumberbatch as martin luther king

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rules for strip candy crush

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cactus/venus flytrap slashfic

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secret mother teresa sex tapes

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black metal jewish bacon cult

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rhymes with uvula

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force feeding fiber fatalities

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fart diary

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watermelons fired from trebuchets

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synthesizing formic acid in a medieval setting

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zombie privilege

(Tumblr social justice will eat your brain. So will zombies.)