[unlverse]

Boy: *watches sports with gf*

Girl: that was such a good play!!

Boy: do u even know what the coach's youngest sons middle name is?

[humansofnewyork]

[degasdad]

A glimpse into the journal of a (quite intelligent) 16 year old girl. Photographed, with permission, in Central Park. 

ITS ON MY DASH AGAIN I THOUGHT I LOST IT FOREVER

its back igaf its not my blog style

YESS FINALLY I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR AGES 

If you zoom in it says at the bottom “every once and a while you meet these people that make you think that just maybe you’ve been doing something right after all to deserve them in your life” and I love that

[sailor-lovehandles]

The interior of a girl in love

[shawnanana]

[dawn-of-the-crucifier]

10 Things Your Dog Would Tell You..

My life is likely to last 10 to 15 years. Any separation from you will be painful: remember that before you get me.

Give me time to understand what you want of me.

Place your trust in me- it is crucial to my well being.

Do not be angry at me for long, and do not lock me up as punishment.

You have your work, your entertainment,and your friends. I only have you.

Talk to me sometimes. Even if I don’t understands your words, I understand your voice when it is speaking to me.

Be aware that how ever you treat me, I will never forget.

Remember before you hit me that I have teeth that could easily hurt you, but I choose not to bite you because I love you.

Before you scold me for being uncooperative, obstinate, or lazy, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I might not be getting the right food, or I have been out too long, or my heart is getting too old and weak.

Take care of me when I get old; you too will grow old. Go with me on difficult journeys. Never say: “I cannot bear to watch” or “Let it happen in my absence.” Everything is easier for me if you are there, even my death.

Always reblog.

[jealusy]

sorry i need to reblog this i dont care

[lavishalexa]

aww 2 cute 

[9gag]

[laughcentre]

I told my husband to play with our puppy more. He sent me this.

[wnq-writers]

maybe in five years our paths will cross again i will tell you how desperately in love i was with you and we can laugh about how we broke each other’s hearts

Selina Soldner  (via pininglou)

[oomshi]

do i have a crush on you or am i just lonely

[glitterproxy-blog]

do i like you or do i like that you like me

[sweetsugarydeathx-deactivated20]

do I like you or do I like the idea of you

[nerdswithanxietysaywhat]

do i want to be in a relationship or do i just want to prove that i’m worthy of one

[delicatemotion-blog]

Is anyone gonna eat this taco or should I just assume that they aren’t

[123016123016]

[corporateworm-deactivated201909]

if you have a crush on a math nerd tell them you 

 them

[corporateworm-deactivated201909]

the graph of that equation is 

c’mon that’s adorable

[waifugeraldine]

You promised forever, where are you?

six word story (via peoplesucktbh)

[ekleta]

gotta save hyrule, but first let me take a #selfie

[akai-koutei55]

PLEASE WATCH THIS. IT’S PERFECT.

[peachlikestowrite]

[dr-vulpine]

He gun die.

[tastefullyoffensive]

Bob the golden retriever is best friends with eight birds and a hamster. (photos via @bob_goldenretriever/imgur)

[iyimibole]

[chaoticmindfuck]

Glitches in the Matrix

[anamorphosis-and-isolate]

[unlverse]

me: *wakes up*

me: Oh man I can't wait to go to bed that is gonna be awesome

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

if you drink too much milk your bones will become too strong and want to enter the WWE championships and it’s not like you can stop them 

[urbanoutfucks]

I would sit in a parking lot with you at 2am