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18+ blog, MDNI. 30s

[werecreature-addicted]

Doing the “comparing hand sizes thing” with a werewolf trying to flirt, giggling about how big and long their fingers are, meanwhile they’re internally panicking. How can you hunt and protect yourself with such small paws??? :( you dont even have claws.

[werecreature-addicted]

This leads to you choking on thick werewolf fingers while they check and see that you don’t have fangs either :( !!! If they had a mind to hurt you there would be nothing you could do to fight them off or protect yourself. Why are you moaning like that

[neutralkink]

Hearing them pant and grunt in my ear while they use me like a fleshlight would fix me tbh

[willjulep]

Some of you need to be tongued open by a werewolf while his knot pops out of the sheath jutting from between his legs, and it shows.

[halfdeaddyke]

when it’s get high and touch myself time

[unmildlyunhinged]

“Grunting and moaning and sloppy sounds and spitting makes me want to vomit” so you have boring sex, is what I hear.

[unmildlyunhinged]

do you think he knows any card games . i want to play go fish so bad

He’s got poker hands.

And he can poke my her all he wants if you know what I mean ayoooooo

[cumcovered4ngel]

I’m feeling empty inside.. can you cum in me

[unmildlyunhinged]

Yearning hours are in full swing over here and I'm thinking about darling man coming home while you're standing at the stove preparing dinner, him wrapping his arms around your middle from behind and burying his face in your hair and after he's had his fill of cuddles (for now) he starts gently massaging your shoulders while you finish cooking, kissing your neck and cheeks and whispering how much he appreciates you spoiling him with delicious food.

I'm painfully single and touch starved, can you tell? 🙃

You and me both bestie

God I would love surprise cuddles from a lovely and sweet man. A nice little behind hug. Soft mumbles in your ear. Never being cold cuz you have darling boy ready to wrap his strong arms around you, give you kisses. Helping you out getting other things ready while you cook. Multitasking with your partner. The dream.

God. Why are you never real, etc

[omens-in-your-skies]

I just started reading a VesselxReader fic that was very clearly written by a Grown Ass Woman and I am losing it. It’s so descriptive and nasty. I’m in heaven. And to think I almost started looking for something new to read in the mature tag.

[small-good-wolf]

sucking dick is not the act of a penis penetrating a mouth it is an act you partake in with your lips, your tongue, your teeth, and your mouth. it is so far beyond just another hole being penetrated and is so much more an act of full engagement of every part of the mouth and the second you start doing that you are essentially guaranteed to be giving better head

[small-good-wolf]

you should be licking— small, flicking licks; full licks along the raphe line; slow licks along the length and full-tongued licks across the tip. you should be engaging your teeth— just enough, and you should be learning exactly what your partner likes. you should be using your lips to tease and mouth at and massage the entire thing. you should be sucking your cheeks in and blowing air out and rubbing it against the edges of your inner cheeks and rotating between the roof of your mouth and base of your tongue. the balls are important and if you’re not doing things like licking them base to top or gently sucking on them you’re leaving a crucial part out. rubbing the tip on your lips is underrated amd you can engage the exterior of your cheeks as well. it often feels good to stop your throat using your tongue and only let the penis penetrate up to the wall your tongue has made. using the underside of your tongue is prime real estate. get a tongue piercing

[small-good-wolf]

you really should be rimming people

[small-good-wolf]

you really should be rimming people

[small-good-wolf]

finding that nice spot around suckling on the end of the raphe line while holding the entirety of the head in your mouth can be a game changer. involve your hands at all times possible is important. the more you can involve actions like licking or sucking parts that normally get looked over (base of the shaft, balls, the line of nerves right at the edge of the groin underneath the tummy) the better

[small-good-wolf]

that “V line” you think only exists on thin bodies exists on every body and almost always feels wonderful when licked or stroked. rotating between wrapping your mouth around the base (not taking the whole thing in, literally just the base) and jerking the spot between the head and the shaft/sucking the spot between the head and the shaft while jerking the base can do wonders. licking the very tip while running your fingers along the shaft and V line (left hand, right hand, alternate) can elicit a wonderful response

[unmildlyunhinged]

I should really start having meaningless sex with strangers. I need to go to the club

[unmildlyunhinged]

Cursed 1am thoughts: he could pull out and then start talking about stocks

The only stocks I wanna hear him talk about are the kind they used in colonial days as a means of restraining me. Or him. One of us should be restrained in stocks tho.

Money stocks tho? I think finance bro ivy is the only way this man could give me the ick lmao

[grave-desires]

measuring my cock against your face, tracing it across your lips and cheek as you throb with need to suck it

[skellyflowers]

Back Shots Rubs

God I was so happy to be home. I was so happy to get a few days off from work. I kick off my shoes and drop my things at the apartment door. I drag my feet on my way to the bedroom. I didn't even notice IV in the kitchen watching me.

I fall face first on the bed and let out a muffled groan. It was like all my soreness hit me all at once. When did this bed get so comfortable?

I barely noticed when IV followed me. I didn't have the energy to look at him when he sat on the bed next to me. 

“Hey Dove, long day?” He asks. 

“So long!” I groan into my pillow.

“Aww, poor thing.” He says and starts to rub the back of my neck. “So tired.”

“Yes, I am! This work training has been so exhausting!” I whine into the pillow. “Who knew that sitting my ass would be so much work?!”

“But you're done now… right? It's been your whole work week.” He asks as his hand moves down to the middle of my back.

“Yeah, we're done… for now.” I say. “Next time I get an opportunity to do work training, remind me to say ‘no’.”

“I could do that… but right now let's get you nice and relaxed.” I nearly whine like a sad dog when IV gets off the bed. “Change out of your work clothes while I put dinner in the oven.”

“OK.” I mumble and drag myself off the bed as he walks out of the room.

I change my clothes and get the energy to wash my face. I then flop back on the bed. I will admit that I do feel better. I hear IV talk back into the bedroom and I feel the mattress drip again, but this time it's… different?

I open one of my eyes and look over my shoulder. “What do you think you’re doing?” I ask when I see IV straddling my hips.

I'm helping you relax… obviously.” He says like there is not out of the ordinary right now. I completely lose my train of thought when he starts to message shoulders. “Oh Dove! Your shoulders are so tight! No wonder you're so grumpy. You're so tense.”

“Damn right I am! Employee of the month! I'm carrying that whole team on my back!”

“I know Dove. They would be lost without you.”

I try to not make noise as IV works out the tension and knots from my shoulder blades. It's a mix of pain and relief. I hear him grunt as he works out my left shoulder, changing his technique as he goes. I make a sound that is a mix of moan and yelp as he finally releases the knot in my shoulder.

“There we go! You ok Dove?”

“God why are you so good at this?”

He answers me with a laugh but doesn't give me a real answer. He just moves his hands down my back to focus on my lower back.

“Just focus on relaxing. Nothing else.”

“I really owe you one.”

“Don’t worry, I have a few ideas on how you can make it up to me Dove.”

[unmildlyunhinged]

I miss the soft friend shaped suave and sexy yet giggly and kind one again 😔 where is my boy tonight

[intake-of-breath]

Have we considered how he is the perfect height/shape to mold oneself around? Boyfriend body pillow style but actual boyfriend. No cryptid-level long limbs to navigate, but also big enough to be big spoon comfortably if that’s what you want. And so softtttt, your fingers and cheeks can press right in when you’re cuddled up close.

[unmildlyunhinged]

I miss the soft friend shaped suave and sexy yet giggly and kind one again 😔 where is my boy tonight

[unmildlyunhinged]

Tumblr refuses to actually post my responses to things so I’m doing this the old fashioned way

And don’t nvm! Stick around! Is fun I want to answer and talk to you don’t be shy lol

Job ✅ but god at what cost

Good relationship with father ✅ he’s a good one and I’m very very very lucky to have him. Genuinely

Neurotypical brain ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌ lmao

Ability to top ❓ it hasn’t come up cuz women are soooo fucking awesome and scary to me that I’m just trying to keep up and the idea of topping isn’t even in the building, and with guys I never wanted to until Cake Token showed up but. We’ll find out when we get there

Drivers license ✅

So yes to 3 and maybe to a fourth

Please leave more assumptions any time you like they are very fun and I want to know the vibes I give off