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@walking-ibdb
every time i jump my dick hits me in the face & i die
dead
“lifting will make you unfeminine”
“strong girls aren’t cute”
Hhhnnnnnnnn
My wife left me bc I don't like bagels
Good luck ever getting a girl to even look at you again after admitting you don't like bagels
Want u guys to know I'm so mad this is my most popular post
You messed with the wrong fandom
gay_irl
drink some water please.. if you refuse to drink water... I'll call you something real mean......
You could never...
yes I could!! I can be mean! you are....
uh..
you got this fish come on
i believe in you fish!!
oh geez oh gosh uh..
Come on fish!!
its ok fish!! you can do it!!
y
you're,,
dehydrated
im so sorry im so sorry
I'M SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY I'M SO SORRY
@walking-ibdb is that you
That is not me but what the fuck that looks just like me
Mean Girls | September 8, 2019e | Taylor’s last show
AKA Mean Girls on Broadway where everything is the same but Regina says “pussy”
**Do not share this outside of Tumblr, including posting links to this post on other social media**
Some things from Taylor’s last show
I was in the mezz so I’m sure I missed some stuff but god, what a special show.
The audience was electric.
Applause at every entrance but ESPECIALLY her Meet the Plastics entrance.
She started crying during Someone Gets Hurt (as did I).
She went hard on the end of Fearless like damn.
In her treadmill scene with Mrs. George, she just broke and couldn’t stop laughing at Jenn and Jenn just encouraged it. It was amazing and hilarious.
She screamed for an extra long time after finding out about the Kalteen Bars it was so good.
WORLD BURN WORLD BURN WORLD BURN
The applause at the beginning and basically every time she opened her mouth was amazing.
All of it was just. SO. GOOD. but especially when she belted “mean” before the fight break.
You could tell this is where it was really getting her.
She didn’t belt the last “I wanna watch the world burn,” she just kind of said it and her voice was just so full of emotion and then she stopped and sobbed for a second and got a standing ovation.
This is also where everyone else started really losing it. During the gym scene before the apologies, the girls were struggling. Collins had to put her head in her lap to get herself together at one point. And Maria (who was on in Becca’s track) was actually crying during her “I wish we could all get along like in elementary school” speech.
The bus was just a little bit late but she had to keep yelling at Erika so she told her to shove her apology up her “fat, hairy pussy” on a Broadway stage. It was truly incredible. She apparently apologized to Tina Fey as she ran backstage to change.
The whole Spring Fling scene in the bathroom you could tell her and Erika were struggling not to just sob.
Taylor did not even look at Erika until she absolutely had too.
Erika tossed Taylor the piece of the crown that she normally throws to Riza.
Krystina and Taylor’s goofy Spring Fling dancing was extra on point.
During the part in Stars where all the principal girls sing together, Erika and Krystina just kept hugging Taylor.
Everyone squatted and did a drum roll for Taylor’s bow.
Tina came out and surprised Taylor with flowers and alcohol, which Taylor chugged.
The entire cast went hard tonight, honestly. Like no one ever slacks at Mean Girls but you could tell tonight was special and different.
Taylor was so, so gracious at the stage door. She signed for everyone and took pictures and talked to people and was just as lovely as ever.
I feel so, so lucky to have seen Taylor as Regina 4 times now but especially to have been at the August Wilson tonight.
TAYLOR LOUDERMAN REALLY SAID “YOU CAN TAKE YOUR FAKE APOLOGY AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR FAT, HAIRY PUSSY” ON A BROADWAY STAGE
hey do y’all remember the time someone edited taylor’s wikipedia page
There’s a religious theme park in Orlando, Florida called The Holy Land Experience. Each day, the Romans crucify Jesus and photos of tourist onlooking the entire crucifixion are the most uncanny thing.
Also, there’s mini golf!
why the fuck does english have a word for
but not for “the day after tomorrow”
???
Because you’re not looking hard enough! ;)
Overmorrow = the day after tomorrow
Ereyesterday = the day before yesterday
Example: I defenestrated my brother ereyesterday. I shall defenestrate my sister overmorrow! Because I hate my family and also windows.
english has some of the best examples of stupidly specific words, tbh
Rhotacism (n): excessive use of the letter “R”
Lingible (adj): meant to be licked
Whipjack (n): a beggar, specifically one who is pretending to have been shipwrecked
Yerd (v): to beat with an object with a stick
Roddikin (n): the fourth stomach of a cow or a deer
Balbriggan (n): a type of fine cotton, most often used in underwear
and my personal favorite
Cornobble (v): to slap or beat another person with a fish
This makes the English nerd in me extremely happy.
This is just what I needed to brighten up my day
popsicles are lingible
emma: professor stop if they hear us they’ll kill us
hidgens:
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/ へ\
/ / \\die
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Direct quote from Eva Noblezada today at the stage door
“I’m not leaving this show unless they fire me, like the building must literally be on fire for me to leave”
This was in response to my suggestion that we (the collective Eva Noblezada stans) should start a change.org petition to get her cast in a role where she doesn’t die at the end
JUST LETTING Y'ALL KNOW WHERE THIS BLOG STANDS.
Reblog every time it hits my Dash
rodgers and hammerstein's owoklahoma!
thanks! I hate it!
HEY! YOU!!!!!
if you identify as bi/pan,
and if you are
with someone of the same gender
with someone of a different gender
with someone of no gender
or with nobody right now
then guess what babes,
YOU ARE STILL BI/PAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!