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dankmemeuniversity

xelayxes

@matzahball

dracophile

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

hamptercatapult

great poast every one👍

shirecorn

I have drawn him.... The High Geologist

syberfire117

Can’t believe he’s ace

shirecorn

He is now And here’s the photo evidence:

potatosamm

hehe471

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

sunflorally

I hope you find your way back to yourself. to the version of you that you miss, to a version of you that you recognize and identify with. I hope you meet happy again.

lieve-muis

You still have time. Time to change your wardrobe. Time to get divorced and married again. Time to change majors. Time to learn a trade from scratch. Time to pay off debts. Time to travel. Time to love and be loved. You still have your whole life ahead. Whether you're 19 or 66. You still have so much time. But you have to take it.

softwaring

horrorcitos

After the storm

toastgull

Reblog and you’re guaranteed to be successful at whatever you do next!

itscrazycasey

Need me some luck

scribefindegil

Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?

bluishorange

actually a coworker of mine said something interesting about this. I was saying that I truly can’t help how easily I cry, and I hate when people assume I do it on purpose.

and he paused for a second and then said, “when you’ve been taught from a young age that crying is weak and you should train yourself never to cry for any reason, you assume that everyone else has trained themselves too, so anyone who cries has to be doing it on purpose. it took me a long time to realize that wasn’t true.”

listen we’re never gonna run out of ways the patriarchy hurts all of us.

hilariousgrindr

explorerrowan

Teenagers of tumblr, this should be the exact response that ANY ADULT makes upon finding out your age. Age is NOT just a number, and if they don’t head for the hills the moment you say you’re under 18, they’re a creep.

treehuggingpansexual

This includes adults you only intend to interact with online!

teasihyn

friendly reminders with stock photos

witchiestsuggestions

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

sour-soda

They also go by PEARs

thecrabbybarista

Local minor now hates pears even more than previously thought upon discovering an acronym

tis-thy-girl

new pedo terminology. know it, stay safe

theoneandonlyredrobin

Friendly reminder

Gotta clear out the trash because apparently I’ve accumulated terf and pedo followers

neshatriumphs

I’m mad that I keep having to learn more stuff to stay away from garbage.

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

"don't speak ill of the dead" don't be a piece of shit before you die.

anemonequeen-moved

once again, dont speak ill of the dead is for your uncle who had an alcohol problem, not the politician who upheld the oppression of millions of people

vegan-anarchist-1312

n0na9on

cryptocase

Phase 1 : Travel to West Virginia Phase 2 : ? Phase 3 : Mothman

keranos-god-of-storm-crows

Phase 2: country roads

anxietyproblem

female-twink-deactivated2021032

Also instead of “problem behaviour” call it “distressed behaviour” for a more accurate picture of what the person is actually facing

dreadfaeriejack

I can’t reblog this enough, I will do it every damn time I see it from now to death.

themostineptthateverstepped

When someone frames your mental health issues as attention seeking behavior, problem behavior, or any other negatively-coded context, it creates an environment that makes you feel guilty, wrong, and selfish for struggling with things outside of your control. As a result, serious issues are allowed to arise in the absence of support.

bardqueenofgallifrey

so a racist got utterly demolished in less than 30 seconds on the New Zealand morning news on Monday and it’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen

who knew a white guy could be capable of such an iconic response, he knows what’s up and is having none of that shit, every other white guy take notes tbh

han-j1

I love that he said Pakeha

littlereddove

Can someone write what its being said in this?

kc749

Male co-host: We have had a whole heap of feedback regarding Te Tai Tokerau MP Kelvin Davis’s proposal to institute a prison run on Māori values into New Zealand. He’s looking at potentially establishing this prison up north. It isn’t Labour policy just yet, it’s just an idea of Kelvin Davis’s. And this has been really really divisive on our Facebook page this morning. (sarcastically) Here I think we have the single greatest email, the single greatest message we have ever had on breakfast.

(clears throat deliberately) “’Janice’ says: Good morning. I’m sick of hearing that Māori need different treatment. If they don’t want to live in our society, then maybe we should put them all on an island and leave them to it.”

Male co-host: “Janice. That is LITERALLY what happened! That is the history of our country. Last I checked, Māori WERE on an island, they were left to it, and then Pākehā (Māori term for white New Zealanders) turned up and look how that worked out. But thank you very much for that brilliant insight. Goodness me. Unbelievable. Unbelievable, they actually-“

Female co-host: “Actually, you can’t even get angry, you just actually need to laugh and then screw it up and put it under the desk. Just when you thought-“

Male co-host: (mimicking letter) “’Put them all on an island, leave them to it.’ Yeah. What a great idea that is Janice.