stupid bitch juice

i'm scared, dni

[barneycalhounslutmoments]

as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting

[girlballs]

fuckin ugly-ass dumpled lings

[girlballs]

anon really said "go buy some better dumplings"

[girlballs]

in honor of tipping being removed, shoutout to one of the funniest interactions i've ever had on here

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Didn't read the URL and thought the tipper was calling your dumplings 'girlballs', possibly in an effort to deride their testicular appearance

[lesbian-toddhoward]

give me booboo wheel... i must have booboo wheel i simply must!

[slopmaster9000]

[lesbian-toddhoward]

yes, yes...!

[nightcorecarseatheadrest]

My friend blocked me because I wouldn’t stop sending him this picture

[horns4handles]

[rabbitebooks]

Can you share with us a good rabbit picture

Of course! here's th

[exit-path]

[cyphyree]

[spiritsonic]

sorry the crowd is more interested in the prehistoric horse gif

[catchymemes]

[bitchycode]

January was a tough year but we made it

[organatwins]

Sibling asked how ppl in star wars dance to jizz music and I had to give her an example

[dickgirlsdaily]

[organatwins]

its literally not a typo,,,, thats what the genre of the music in the video is called in star wars canon

[dickgirlsdaily]

[bumblebeebats]

OP turned off reblogs so this is my post now. Behold, the "Objective quality vs. degree of ferality" scale

Here are a few of my own personal datapoints:

[farmlesbians]

[nudityandnerdery]

The internet trauma dumped on poor Elmo

And Sesame Street said "Y'all need therapy."

[nudityandnerdery]

Oh, wait. Then Sesame Street said, "We're still here for you." 🥹

[creative-anchorage]

[ID: tweet by Elmo: Elmo is just checking in! How is everybody doing?

Reply by Séamus Malekafzali @ Seamus_Malek: Elmo I’m gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

Reply by Sesame Street: Thank you, @ Elmo, for checking in with a reminder for us to pause and take a mindful moment to focus on how we’re feeling. For #EmotionalWellbeing resources and more, visit @ SesameWorkshop: sesame.org/mentalhealth 

Tweet by Elmo: Wow! Elmo is glad he asked! Elmo learned that it is important to ask a friend how they are doing. Elmo will check in again soon, friends! Elmo loves you. (Red heart emoji)

Reply by Bert: I’m here if you ever need a shoulder to lean on. I’ll make us both a warm cut of tea. (cup of tea emoji)

Reply by Snuffleupagus: I love being a Snuffleupagus because I have huge ears that are made to listen to you share you feelings. (brown heart emoji) Reply by Grover: I, Grover, am here to be a good listener whenever you need it! (blue heart emoji) Reply by Oscar the Grouch: I’m not great at listening to others share their big feelings, but my worm Slimey is. You should talk with him if you ever need to chat. (purple worm emoji, green heart emoji) Reply by Ernie: If you ever need some cheering up, let me know! I love making others smile! (orange heart emoji) End ID.]

[catchymemes]

[farmlesbians]

[clownboybebop]

I’m so tired of hot actors with no actual talent or magnetism. we need more ugly little cuntservers giving performances that fuck so hard you leave the theatre with road rash. willem dafoe if you’re out there

[kitsnicket]

[nek-ros]

bioshock audio recording type of tweet

[qqchurch]

[fallingtowers]

"aw i love your earrings, they're so cute!" i say, making the barista's day. i sit down with my coffee and send a respected mutual an anon ask reading "you look like you've got that homestuck kinnie pussy." thus i have maintained the balance of suffering in the world for another day. as i wander down the beach of life, my footsteps do not even disturb its grains

[endsofjune]

hello beautiful bisexuals in my phone. also goodnight. also i love you.

[endsofjune]

no need sire, true love will find a way