My mother is a motorcycle

Independent YGO 5D's OC Blog Abridged/Crack ☆ Multiship/Verse "Hi, my name is Shinji Fudo, I'm 18 years old and my mother is a motorcycle. How that happened you ask? I have absolutely no idea." Tracking: unnaturalxchild Faceclaim: Asahina Azusa

[bondswithinhope]

"So... you're dad's fiancé?"

"Dad’s…?" The scientist asked with a blink of confusion.

"You mean… So you’re Ryushi’s son?" The mechanic asked feeling a tingle erupt throughout him, a knot in his throat and a wonder of why his fiancé would leave out such an important detail of his life.

[unnaturalxchild]

Shinji nodded, wondering why his father hadn't mentioned that to Yusei yet. "I am, yeah. My name is Shinji, Shinji Fudo. Nice to meet you!" With a smile, the young Fudo extended a hand for the other to shake.

[millenniumbond-blog]

⊰ ☆ ⊱ — “Geeze… I wonder why..” He muttered under his breath, before a shake of his head.

"So, um, h-hi?"

[unnaturalxchild]

"Hi!" He cheered, happy that his idol seemed to have time for him. "So, Yuugi-sama, how have you been?"

[cheerupqueerup]

there is a website to find out how many goats you are worth

[millenniumbond-blog]

⊰ ☆ !!! ⊱ — WELL FUCK

"Y-You! Uh.. Why- What do you want??"

[unnaturalxchild]

"We haven't talked in a while so I thought I'd come over and say hi!"

[icametothiscity]

“So… you see, son… I guess you are aware so far that there is two of me in this timeline, and like…”

[unnaturalxchild]

Screams internally. "Y-you're saying... you're engaged to... yourself...?"

[icametothiscity]

“If it makes you better, it wasn’t mine, actually, it was Yus—-fuck you don’t know.”

[unnaturalxchild]

"Yus...? What do I not know? Is this about what I think it is???"

[millenniumbond-blog]

⊰ ☆ ;;; ⊱ — Well shit

Yuugi completely turns away, pretending he didn’t the see it.

NOPE

[unnaturalxchild]

And Shinji casually runs over to him.

"Yuuuugi-samaaaaa! ♥"

[icametothiscity]

“Err, well, it wasn’t at this current time, but—”

[unnaturalxchild]

"OH MY GOD! I can't believe this...! You can't just-- dad!"

[icametothiscity]

“Or, hell, this one time we were making up after quite hard argue we had… we fucked on pretty much every single piece of furniture.”

[unnaturalxchild]

"Please tell me that does NOT include mum."

[millenniumbond-blog]

⊰ ☆!!;; ⊱ — It’s back!

[unnaturalxchild]

"Yuugi-sama! ♥"

[icametothiscity]

“Well, there was a lot of crying, cause I didn’t want to let him go, but in the end I agreed if he’d promise to not actually leave me, that we’ll just break up and then he said he wants me and… I sort of fucked him til sunrise.” 

[unnaturalxchild]

"Well, congratulations on that!"

[icametothiscity]

“Well let me tell you about my first time… I mean, first time with him. Like, you know, it kinda happened because he wanted to break up with me, yet he didn’t want to at the same time.”

[unnaturalxchild]

He sat down and nommed on some popcorn he got from hell knows where. "Interesting, do continue."

[icametothiscity]

“It’s quite interesting, though, you sure you don’t want to listen?”

[unnaturalxchild]

"Well if you insist. Go on~"

[icametothiscity]

"Glad we agree on this one~ It won’t be a punishment, though… the sound of her engine is almost as pleasing as my fiance’s voice when I—-nevermind.”

[unnaturalxchild]

"Seriously dad, what the fuck. Keep your sexlife to yourself."

[huffpost]

The strangest, dog-like parrot— the kakapo.

(Source: Youtube)

[icametothiscity]

"Well, you’re my son after all, you must look great~ I’m not sure if you know, but not all machines can ride on their own, like you can.”

[unnaturalxchild]

"Truer words have never been spoken~ Ah. I tend to forget that. But she can still yell at you!"

[icametothiscity]

"Your face right now was worth all kinds of childish~ What could she do, boy, she’s a D-Wheel.”

[unnaturalxchild]

"My face is a gorgeous as ever, thank you.~ She could run you over, father dearest."