Uno 🃏

he/any prns Proud Survivor of 2021 Systok and its Hundreds of Consequences

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Heyyy! Hiiii! Helloooo!

Call me Uno or Checkers! or if you can come up with a better name, i’m sooo open to suggestions

Bodily 20, DID system, unfortunately employed, somehow in university, blah blah blah.

Yes, I am a Danganronpa fictive in the Big Year Of 2025. i don’t even know if that’s that big of a deal or if the world has chilled out nowadays

if you want to fakeclaim me I’ll just find it super funny though so be warned lmfao

Be my friend! I will be your most annoying mutual /loving

@wolfeish-sys is our main account. Okay love you bye!

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Every time my coworker who is a GROWN MAN goes “I’m just a boy 🥺🥺 I’m just a boyyy” I literally start imagining his Danganronpa-style execution

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Fictives. You ever think about your source memories and like. cringe a little at yourself?

Like. Umm. why did I do that 😬

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someone liked my intro post and naturally i went to go see their profile and it turns out they very quickly blocked me

like. Goddamn bro what was ON MY PROFILE?? was I reposting slurs in my sleep or something 😦 what did I DOOO???

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You’re allowed to make sandwiches without condiments

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You’re also allowed to make sandwiches with ONLY condiments. keep people on their toes 😛

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Note to future self: do NOT ragebait the body’s abusive parents. It is really funny but it is NOT worth it 😦

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How to Process Traumatic Events Without Splitting (no glue) (no borax) (in Minecraft) (at 3AM)

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Amnesia is weird. Someone could literally gaslight me into thinking I actually owe them $500 and I could be like “ugh yeah that makes sense”

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Being a system is awful because what do you mean I can’t use chopsticks for some reason but the rest of us can 😓

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I guess someone had no DICE in his attempts

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😦

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Being a system is awful because what do you mean I can’t use chopsticks for some reason but the rest of us can 😓

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What can I say 🙂‍↕️

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being a fictive means looking up character playlists of yourself on Spotify and being appalled by the song choices 😐

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Horrible Update On This Post: to nobody’s surprise, the Youtube playlists are SOMEHOW WORSE?

you can imagine my look of absolute shock and horror when I clicked on one particular playlist

and was immediately met with a daycore version of “Stressed Out” by Twenty One Pilots. with a backdrop of a desaturated sprite edit of me crying

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Everything I learn about the state of American politics makes me wish I knew less about the state of American politics.

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ummm hi tumblr our system’s spiralling 😗

And now I, Uno, the fictive of Kokichi Ouma from hit game Danganronpa V3, am in charge of making sure we don’t like. spontaneously combust

which is its own sort of cosmic humour because lmfao ME???? you sure??? You expect me to be the responsible one here??? I’M your best option??

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My favourite thing is scrolling through the following tab on Tumblr and liking everything. like oh oomfie is reblogging bangers again. Oh oomfie is liveblogging a show I’ve never heard of. Hell yeah

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I love having free will 😛

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Fronting after a long period of time feels like