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obousifoc:

Antonio sits up from where he was in his kitchen, laying across the island, contemplating what to actually make for dinner. Only to hear the door, someone knocking and he can’t help but heave a sigh as he slides off his island.

“Leandro–” The door is swung up and Antonio smiles. “Good to see you. I hear you have wine.”

When Antonio opens the door, Leandro grins, using his free hand to take his hat off and stylishly flip it around to push to his chest, dipping his head in greeting. “Of course, drinking good wine alone isn’t fun at all.” Putting the hat back on his head, he offered up the bottle. “Made from local Greco Nero grapes and hand delivered by a handsome Italian, the perfect combination no amount of money can buy.” For added emphasis, he’ll chef’s kiss into the air; was it a little vain to call himself handsome? Probably, but it wasn’t unusual behavior for the man. Whether he honestly believed it or not was another story entirely, but surely if he kept saying dumb shit like that, it’d be true.

Peeking around his friend, Leandro hums. “I’m not interrupting you, am I? I know I should’ve called, but then it wouldn’t have been a surprise.”

#v || main #ic #don't mind him

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“Oi!”

The Italian has made his way to Spain in order to visit Antonio, a nice bottle of wine tucked under his arm, wrapped in brown paper and tied with a thin hemp rope. He’s got on a cute straw boater on, tilted so far back it’s damn near about to fall off his head. Leandro knocks, not for the first time, on the door to the Spaniard’s place. It’s much harder this time.

“Oi, I brought wine from that little vineyard near my place! Lemme in and drink it with me!”

#ic #v || main #obousifoc #uwu

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“Good cars get you from point A to point B. Great cars get you into trouble.”

♦ Indie RP Blog for the personification of Southern Italy ♦ Selective, loosely based off of Hetalia ♦ Recently came back to Tumblr RPing after a long break ♦ Penned By Mara

Please read rules.

#;;promo #it me #ya girl

phantomemes

starters / prompts taken from various characters starring in the game fire emblem : three houses . feel free to change pronouns / tenses as necessary .

“ feel free to say hi whenever you like ”

“ don’t hold back for my sake ”

“ you think I’m so clumsy that I need someone to watch over me ? ”

“ you act like you’re full of regret , but I know you don’t really mean it ”

“ you actually look more handsome to me with honesty on your face ”

“ don’t be ashamed of crying ”

“ could you keep quiet for a bit ? ”

“ you’re actually kind of amazing ”

“ do you mean to imply you have no intention of acting a bit more respectably ? ”

“ stop acting so nonchalant about getting hurt or killed ”

“ naive and uptight is no way to live your life ”

“ you’d better watch that temper ”

“ i am absolutely disinterested in spending any time with you ”

“ your lack of self-awareness is deeply troubling ”

“ I’ll just be straightforward about taking advantage of you ”

“ when will you tire of challenging me in pointless competitions ? ”

“ you expect me to believe that ? ”

“ i’ve had enough of your foolish antics ”

“ i wish you would not sneak up on me like that ”

“ before you reprimand me , take a moment to consider your own failings ”

“ it is like hearing a snake sing an aria ”

“ am I hearing a deathbed confession ? ”

“ i never have any idea what you’re talking about ”

“ don’t walk away when i’m talking to you ”

“ you’ll be the death of me for sure ”

“ i do not intend to die ”

“ i can’t believe you put yourself at risk for my benefit ”

“ i don’t think i’ve ever seen you smile ”

“ i do not desire your gratitude ”

“ you’re surprisingly strong for how slender you appear ”

“ perhaps i was flustered needlessly ”

“ i had forgotten how charmingly ethereal you can be ”

“ you’re going a little overboard ”

“ you have shaken me to my very core ”

“ so this is what death is like ”

“ if you get sick of me , i’m sorry ahead of time ”

“ i’m embarrassed just thinking about it ”

“ you’re like a little brother to me ”

“ spending the rest of my life with you doesn’t sound so bad ”

“ if our roles were reversed , I don’t think I’d be able to forgive you ”

“ you actually hate me , right ? ”

“ you haven’t stabbed me yet ”

“ i want to be more like you ”

“ i actually envy the size of your heart ”

“ i don’t think you can solve all your problems by throwing a few punches ”

“ there aren’t a lot of people like you in the world ”

“ sorry I’ve been so oblivious to your needs ”

“ sometimes you just can’t afford to wait around for someone else to notice ”

“ yesterday’s enemy is today’s ally ”

“ you have to abandon old feuds ”

“ learn to protect yourself before trying to protect me ”

“ i always trust that you’ve got my back ”

“ if only people could be more like flowers ”

“ if you promise not to resort to violence , I’ll do whatever you want ”

“ i can’t stand the sight of me either ”

“ i would be even more impressed if you hadn’t been screaming the whole time ”

“ i did what was necessary to get you to comply ”

“ you have so much power in you , just waiting to be unleashed ”

“ i’m hopelessly terrified of you ”

#GOOD #rp || starters

hechtheid:

[ Wim shrugs. ] If you didn’t want an honest answer, you shouldn’t have asked me. Ask literally anyone else, though I’ve a feeling most of the people you’d ask would agree with me. I get that you have a vegetable theme in your kitchen, and that’s great, but that giant eggplant painting is just begging for someone more modern than me come in and mercilessly mock you for it.

And they’ll get a broom to the head too, not that brooms probably bother your head. [ Leandro snaps back, folding his arms across his chest ] I’m well aware of what the stupid eggplant emoji is used for, but in my house that’s not enough to keep it from having a nice picture of it in my kitchen. Aren’t we all adults? Besides, I don’t need you trying to explain internet trends to me. I may live on a farm, but I’m not technologically illiterate like you are.

#v || main #hechtheid #ic

hechtheid:

[ Wim protects his head, ducking away from Leandro ]

You literally just did! “Willem, how’s this picture look in my kitchen”, you said! It’s not my fault you don’t like the answer!

[ Leandro gives one more good swing towards Willem before letting the end of the broom hit the floor, huffing ] It’s called manners, Willem! If someone asks you what you think of their home, you say “Oh, it’s nice.” even if you don’t mean it. Who raised you? Barbarians? Do you eat steak with your hands, too?

#v || main #ic #hechtheid

[ he’s squawking and aggressively swinging towards Willem with a broom ] Get out of here, broom-head! No one asked you for your opinion!

@hechtheid

#v || main #ic #hechtheid

“I didn’t ask ya if you wanted to stay for dinner- you’re already here, so you’re staying for dinner whether you like it or not.” The Italian stood in front of his front door to cut off escape, sporting an apron that said “Will Cook for Wine”, a gift from someone a few years back that he loved but never actually said thank you for. “I’m making Eggplant Parmigiana. It’ll be- mwah- beautiful.”

#v ;; main #;;ic #;;open #it's time to wake this asshole up