The pansexual pan wielding princess

we're gonna ignore that canonically I lost my hair

[unofficial-rapunzel]

something brought me here to tumblr. call it what you want, fate, destiny

[unofficial-snow-white]

a whore.

[tiana-official]

Made the fattest pot of spaghetti the other day

[unofficial-rapunzel]

Hand over the spaghetti and no one gets hurt.

[unofficial-snow-white]

Why am i gay

[unofficial-rapunzel]

boobs.

[unofficial-snow-white]

New year new me!!! Time to reset the count !!!

[unofficial-rapunzel]

Oh yea mean the count for 2023??

[unofficial-snow-white]

Yes....the count for 2023 which is the logical and safe option and not for anything immoral and illegal

[unofficial-snow-white]

New year new me!!! Time to reset the count !!!

[unofficial-rapunzel]

Oh yea mean the count for 2023??

[unoficial-kirby]

im bald 😔

[official--will-e-badger]

A T LEAS T YO U  HAV E E YE S

[unoficial-kirby]

u are right. i should look at the positives.

[unofficial-rapunzel]

eye see what you did there

[unoficial-kirby]

im bald 😔

[official--will-e-badger]

A T LEAS T YO U  HAV E E YE S

[unoficial-kirby]

u are right. i should look at the positives.

[unofficial-rapunzel]

eye see what you did there

[unofficial-rapunzel]

the feminine urge to chop off all my hair

[unofficial-snow-white]

Didn't that literally already happen??

[unofficial-rapunzel]

shut the fuck up no it didn't

[unofficial-snow-white]

ok but it literally did at the end of your movie

[unofficial-rapunzel]

whats cannon is what I make cannon so shut the fuck up

[unofficial-snow-white]

you cant just make whatever you want cannon you gotta stay true to your story

[unofficial-rapunzel]

YOU LITERALLY MADE IT CANNON THAT YOU HAVE A PET TIGER

[unofficial-snow-white]

YOU LEAVE ESMERALDA OUT OF THIS!!!!

[unofficial-rapunzel]

the feminine urge to chop off all my hair

[unofficial-snow-white]

Didn't that literally already happen??

[unofficial-rapunzel]

shut the fuck up no it didn't

[unofficial-snow-white]

ok but it literally did at the end of your movie

[unofficial-rapunzel]

whats cannon is what I make cannon so shut the fuck up

[unofficial-snow-white]

you cant just make whatever you want cannon you gotta stay true to your story

[unofficial-rapunzel]

YOU LITERALLY MADE IT CANNON THAT YOU HAVE A PET TIGER

[unofficial-rapunzel]

the feminine urge to chop off all my hair

[unofficial-snow-white]

Didn't that literally already happen??

[unofficial-rapunzel]

shut the fuck up no it didn't

[unofficial-snow-white]

ok but it literally did at the end of your movie

[unofficial-rapunzel]

whats cannon is what I make cannon so shut the fuck up

[unofficial-rapunzel]

the feminine urge to chop off all my hair

[unofficial-snow-white]

Didn't that literally already happen??

[unofficial-rapunzel]

shut the fuck up no it didn't

[unofficial-snow-white]

I am a jester performing for an audience of ghosts.

[unofficial-rapunzel]

I'm in the audience now do your funny little dance

[unofficial-snow-white]

[unofficial-snow-white]

I am a jester performing for an audience of ghosts.

[unofficial-rapunzel]

I'm in the audience now do your funny little dance

[unoficial-kirby]

im bald 😔

[unofficial-rapunzel]

Can't relate, y'all stay safe tho

[unofficial-rapunzel]

@unofficial-snow-white to celebrate the creation of the PP I made a cake to share with the members!!

[unofficial-snow-white]

Delicious

[unofficial-rapunzel]

Now begins our first team building activity!!

I loaded the cake with Botulinum toxin,it only takes 1 nanogram to kill someone. The poison will paralyze your muscles. When a tiny amount goes into your forehead, it effectively relaxes the muscles causing those pesky wrinkles you have. But let it spread to the rest of your body and you'll suffocate, unable to inhale. You have less than 3 minutes to obtain the antidote. All you need to do to get it is tell me....who is joe??

[unofficial-snow-white]

ok um first of all WHAT THE FUCK??????? and second of all....WHAT THE FUCK??????????????

[unofficial-rapunzel]

for years people have told me about the infamous Joe and treat them as if I'm supposed to know them, I fear Im actually quite close with Joe and are simply oblivious to it so I've never once asked who they are in hopes that they would simply reveal themselves to me but I cannot wait any longer so I must know...whos Joe???

[unofficial-snow-white]

Joe mama

[roman-torchwick-official]

everyday I wake up and go: Is it a bones or a no bones day? It's neither.

Reject the bones

[unofficial-rapunzel]

One time, back when i lived in my tower, Gothel had been out for well over 2 weeks and I was running out of food and it got rlly bad like i just straight up didnt eat for 2 days and my hunger cramps were so bad...

but then

a bird landed on my window sill.

and as in true disney princess fashion i sang to that fucker to gain its trust and as soon as I was close enough i grabbed it. I was so hungry, i didnt bother to cook or it anything I just stuck the whole damn thing in my mouth. I felt so guilty but it was so good...

I ate its bones. I ate its fucking bones and I loved it

[unofficial-rapunzel]

we really out here being the only active members in the (un???)officialverse @unofficial-snow-white

[unofficial-snow-white]

we really do ❗❗❗

its ok tho, its all apart of my 5 step plan

[unofficial-rapunzel]

elaborate.

[unofficial-snow-white]

Be on and off active

harass ppl that are active once every couple of months

make a human sacrifice

make ppl super jealous bc of how much fun we're having in the PP club that they just HAVE to join

everybody is active and happy again :))

[unofficial-rapunzel]

i feel like theres maybe some holes in your plan but overall i think its a pretty solid plan

[unofficial-snow-white]

Thank you a lot of blood tears sweat tears and tears when into making that plan