🐸☕️

i miss the swamp.

[tiana-official]

Made the fattest pot of spaghetti the other day

[silversarcasm]

disabled princesses and disabled superheroes are so important where the fuck are they

[deadpoopy-deactivated20160807]

[snark-sniper]

This is Toph. She is not disabled. She is awesome. Try again.

[silversarcasm]

That is Toph. She IS disabled. She is also awesome. The two are not mutually exclusive. 

[thebigbadwerewolf-deactivated20]

roasted

[prettyarb]

I mean…

Charles Xavier, Professor X - wheelchair-bound, paraplegic/chronic pain from leg injuries (in some comics arcs, he can walk; it’s just excruciating for him)

Matt Murdock, Daredevil - blind

Tony Stark, Iron Man - did you miss the heart condition? Also spent some time paraplegic in comics

Doctor Strange - nerve damage in his hands

Deadpool - cancer, chronic pain

Bucky Barnes, Winter Soldier - lost an arm, replaced with cybernetics

Nick Fury - lost an eye

Colonel James Rhodes, War Machine - paraplegic in movies; in comics, suffers extensive injuries requiring extensive cybernetics

That’s all stuff you can see in the movies.  And then in comics:

Barbara Gordon, Oracle - wheelchair-bound, paraplegic

Clint Barton, Hawkeye - hearing loss, in at least some comic arcs

Hank Pym - bipolar disorder 

Victor Stone, Cyborg - multiple injuries requiring extensive cybernetics, dysphoria from same

Dr. Midnite - blind

Cassandra Cain, Batgirl/Black Bat - was mute when introduced, still struggles with verbal communication in some comic arcs

Echo - deaf

Misty Knight - lost an arm, replaced with cybernetics

Puck - dwarfism

Thor - in comics, when he’s Donald Blake, he requires a cane to get around

Moon Knight - dissociative identity disorder

And that’s just ones I can think of who’ve had their own titles or are on big-name teams with titles.

[prismatic-bell]

There’s at least one Batman arc that deals with his struggle with PTSD.

[eliyora]

Gee OP, looks like people found your disabled heroes. =3

[tiana-official]

I wear green cause im always smokin the phattest nugs

[isabelle-official]

Im sorry im not posting atm. Nothing in the officialverse is happening

[unofficial-spongebob]

Not true

I am baking pot brownies

[unofficial-snow-white]

M O N C H

[isabelle-official]

No weed in the officialverse. I am officialverse secretary.

[unofficial-spongebob]

Well I guess I’ll have to get rid of these, then… *swallows entire tray whole*

[isabelle-official]

SPONGE NO

NO WEED ALLOWED

[unofficial-spongebob]

THERE IS NO MORE WEED ONLY ME

[shino-inuduka--official]

Good fuckin’ riddance.

[unofficial-spongebob]

What??? Did you want some weed????

[tiana-official]

I want some weed! I wear green for a reason you know :^)

[whenyouwishuponadisneystar]

[ruberman-rodriguez]

Taco Belle

[manda]

omg

[tiana-official]

@belle-unofficial

[unofficial-snow-white]

So Anna is getting an army and it’s kinda freaking me out so i need one too

@official-spongebob help?

[unofficial-spongebob]

Of course! Long ago i remember you had Mulan’s army, but now… maybe @donald-army-official will help!

[donald-army-official]

Oh hell no!

I’m working on the inside

[unofficial-spongebob]

Damn okay. Uhhhh well maybe??? Maybe Mr Hades will let you use some demons @snow-white-official ???

[unofficial-snow-white]

Ooooh sponge you’re so smart ❤❤❤

@officialhades 👀👀👀

[tiana-official]

I’ll rally the bayou behind you! You’ll have all the power of frogs and crocodiles 🐸🐸🐸

[allisonmckenzieart]

Disney Ravers Part 4

Ariel, Tiana, and Belle!

Disney Ravers Part 1: Kim Possible and Shego

Disney Ravers Part 2: Rapunzel, Sally, and Tinkerbell

Disney Ravers Part 3: Kida, Vanellope, and Esmeralda

Disney Ravers Part 5: Elsa and Anna

Disney Ravers Part 6: Mulan, Jasmine, and Aurora

[allisonmckenzieart]

Disney Ravers Part 6

Mulan, Jasmine, and Aurora!

Disney Ravers Part 1: Kim Possible and Shego

Disney Ravers Part 2: Rapunzel, Sally, and Tinkerbell

Disney Ravers Part 3: Kida, Vanellope, and Esmeralda

Disney Ravers Part 4: Ariel, Tiana, and Belle

Disney Ravers Part 5: Elsa and Anna

[catchymemes]

Just some Disney Pokémon trainers

artist: https://www.deviantart.com/pavlover/gallery/64251477/Disney-Pokemon-trainer

[dorkery]

Merida 😂😂😂

[dopeybeauty]

tag urself

[tiana-official]

You know

[unofficial-snow-white]

Hi I’m snow white, and your watching disney channel!

[isabelle-official]

hey bitches dont interact with gaston.

here’s a big fucking reason:

[goofy-official]

not really in the officialverse anymore but fucking yikes…steer clear folks

[belle-unofficial]

im on the same page as goofy. block him babes

[official-emperorkuzco]

Help a bitch out?

Hey so. My dad Pacha grounded me and wont let me see Hades… Can some fellow royalty and whatnot come and help me out? Melody and Bart are also stuck here, but they’re doing alright. However, ya bitch need some advice??? What do i do to like get My dad off my ass and get him to accept my man and I’s relationship??? I know some of y'all have dealt with this so?

@tiana-official @snow-white-official @jose-carioca-official @mulan–official @official–moana @official-belle @sleepingbeauty-official @varian-official

[tiana-official]

Damn mf you could just,,, run away with ya kids while he’s asleep and leave your phone number or smt so that you can talk sense into him and hang up if he’s being a little bitch.

Alternatively, pull a Sally and put some deadly nightshade in his food. Will it knock him out like it did her dad? Will it kill him? Who knows! Either way, you’re free to leave :)

[official-emperorkuzco]

The first idea would work best with him, but, just.. How do I talk to people like that? He’ll just come back until he gets away. I just want him to know that my man is good for me, how do I prove it?

[tiana-official]

You could make a dramatic show of how much you miss Hades. Cry so loud he can’t sleep, mention him in every conversation, and if he asks why you can tell him the truth, aka he took you and your family away from the love of your life. I mean, who the fuck does that??

I’m a bigger fan of plan 2 tho

[official-melody]

Cooking lessons

Hey auntie @tiana-official and Mr. @official-swedish-chef ? I was separated from one of my dads because my new dumb grandpa doesn’t like my blue dad… Can you teach me how to cook so when I see him again I can make him a nice dinner?

[tiana-official]

Sure thing! Is there a specific dish you’re tryna learn or do you just want some basics or what? I assume seafoods out of the question, but I can teach you

s p i c y

[official-melody]

Oh, dad loves spicy food!!!!!! If there’s anything that mixes spicy and sweet foods, I wanna learn that, please!!!

[tiana-official]

Aight so what you gotta do is get a couple bottles of this shit

Then you gotta find a pumpkin and fuckginnnnnnnnnn hollow it out and then pour all the bottles into the pumpkin. Add some shit like beef or leaks or whatever the fuck you wanna eat I dunno.

Then you LIGHT THE RIM OF THE PUMPKIN ON F I R E and once it burns to be one inch above the level of the sauce put it out.

If you wanna make it sweet you can put sugar along the inner edge of the rim or something before you light it on fire I dunno.

You eat it out of the pumpkin.

If desired, you eat the pumpkin.

Masterpiece.

[official-melody]

That sounds so good, auntie Tiana!! I’m sure my dad will love it when I see him again!!

[tiana-official]

I’m glad I could help kiddo 🐸

[official-melody]

Cooking lessons

Hey auntie @tiana-official and Mr. @official-swedish-chef ? I was separated from one of my dads because my new dumb grandpa doesn’t like my blue dad… Can you teach me how to cook so when I see him again I can make him a nice dinner?

[tiana-official]

Sure thing! Is there a specific dish you’re tryna learn or do you just want some basics or what? I assume seafoods out of the question, but I can teach you

s p i c y

[official-melody]

Oh, dad loves spicy food!!!!!! If there’s anything that mixes spicy and sweet foods, I wanna learn that, please!!!

[tiana-official]

Aight so what you gotta do is get a couple bottles of this shit

Then you gotta find a pumpkin and fuckginnnnnnnnnn hollow it out and then pour all the bottles into the pumpkin. Add some shit like beef or leaks or whatever the fuck you wanna eat I dunno.

Then you LIGHT THE RIM OF THE PUMPKIN ON F I R E and once it burns to be one inch above the level of the sauce put it out.

If you wanna make it sweet you can put sugar along the inner edge of the rim or something before you light it on fire I dunno.

You eat it out of the pumpkin.

If desired, you eat the pumpkin.

Masterpiece.

[official-emperorkuzco]

Help a bitch out?

Hey so. My dad Pacha grounded me and wont let me see Hades… Can some fellow royalty and whatnot come and help me out? Melody and Bart are also stuck here, but they’re doing alright. However, ya bitch need some advice??? What do i do to like get My dad off my ass and get him to accept my man and I’s relationship??? I know some of y'all have dealt with this so?

@tiana-official @snow-white-official @jose-carioca-official @mulan–official @official–moana @official-belle @sleepingbeauty-official @varian-official

[tiana-official]

Damn mf you could just,,, run away with ya kids while he’s asleep and leave your phone number or smt so that you can talk sense into him and hang up if he’s being a little bitch.

Alternatively, pull a Sally and put some deadly nightshade in his food. Will it knock him out like it did her dad? Will it kill him? Who knows! Either way, you’re free to leave :)

[official-melody]

Cooking lessons

Hey auntie @tiana-official and Mr. @official-swedish-chef ? I was separated from one of my dads because my new dumb grandpa doesn’t like my blue dad… Can you teach me how to cook so when I see him again I can make him a nice dinner?

[tiana-official]

Sure thing! Is there a specific dish you’re tryna learn or do you just want some basics or what? I assume seafoods out of the question, but I can teach you

s p i c y