hairy pits, free tits

[detectivespipe]

Commissions are OPEN for $15 colored busts! 

QUICK INFO ↪ Human-shaped busts only ↪ Pay after initial sketch, then receive the fully-colored digital piece  ↪ Backgrounds upon request  ↪ For public use, credit deviantart user: breadarts

CONTACT ME Send your request with picture references to deviantart breadarts or to my submit box 

WHERE YOUR MONEY IS GOING When you commission me, you’re helping a young LGBTQ+ POC artist make ends meet. I’m pursuing a career as a professional comic artist, and your support makes all the difference. I appreciate all likes and reblogs, too!

[mawbwehownets]

ah shit im sorry man, my schedule for the week is all booked

[amateur]

[xtec]

no one:

me at 6 years old with a wine glass full of grape juice:

[1995lahaine]

this is THE funniest thing i have ever read

[sameoldsin]

shit tier: fake therapy session in your head

god tier: fake livestream in your head wherein you’re a famous youtuber venting to your fans during an impromptu younow at 2am while crying uncontrollably

[fuckyeahstvincent]

[weloveshortvideos]

[cutegirlonline-deactivated20181]

FUXKSJSFJDHD

[coolfriendlygay-deactivated2018]

[bardstardish]

when i woke up this morning, my first thought was ‘no one visits my grave anymore’ and i was really sad for a few minutes so i lay on my bed with my eyes shut and then all of a sudden i opened my eyes and was like ‘wait i don’t have a grave what the fuck’

[vvitchella]

you were possessed

[femcassidy]

i think what’s wrong with me is that i don’t live secluded in a hut in the woods. i don’t bang enough rocks against enough things. i just haven’t forged any swords

[bettedavisgf]

the catholic church is crazy but aesthetically balls to the walls.. statues of a dying dude on a cross absolutely everywhere

[totinos]

Don’t be Mr. Turtleneck Sweater Guy. 

[bob-belcher]

*sees a guy wearing shorts in really cold weather* 

[gilasaurus]

friend: wow you’re such a kind person!

me: 

[foxy-mulder-deactivated20190929]

Hand kissing is sacred, high romance and I think we need to revive it

[magsbanes]

me: i’m gonna keep my opinionated mouth shut for once and stay out of it

me, 20 seconds later: