Name a class black mommas have to take before becoming a parent
Identifying BooBoo the Foo 101
You got some McDonalds Money? 101 which is usually followed up with We Got That at the House-ology
Identifying your child’s name: how not to call Tiffany , Sakeena , and Jalondra in the same sentence😂😂😭
I Know You Heard Me: Speech 300 Who You Think You Talking To: Philosophy 202 Cause You Be On That Phone: Sociology 102 Didn’t 👏 I 👏 Tell 👏 Yo 👏 Ass 👏… : Music 101 Stay Outta Grow Folks: Business 400
I Brought You In This World: Physiology 2100 And I’ll Take You Out: Forensics 2130
How Many Bills You Pay In This House? : Economics 201
Do I Have To Go Up To That School? - Behavioural Science 101. So Tell Me The Story One More Time - Logic 200
Don’t touch my fucking air conditioner: Thermodynamics 101
You must think money grow on trees: Economics 101 & Dendrology 201
If I come in there and find it…:Criminal Justice 202
One Fork is too Many: Dish-ology 401
There’s Rice at Home: Philosophy 212
^ that last one HEAVILY applies to Africans 😂😂
Stop crying before I REALLY give you something to cry about :Childhood psychology 101
And of course
Didn’t I tell you to take the chicken out of the freeze Zoology 203
😭😭crying
You Not Going to Play Me Like No Broken Record: Musical Connections in Psychology 3204c
Did I Stutter?: Communications 305
