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Today I said Hypotheoretically and I am not sure why.

#idk #forgot I had tumblr #hi #random #sleepy #i am sleepy #don't ask #don't mind me #don't worry about it

When they arrive, do not resist for they are your greatest friend and deepest comfort.

#don't mind me #random #sleepy #hi #idk #random thoughts #hello #hello darkness my old friend

I wish to sleep amongst the flowers and grass in an infinite meadow underneath the stars, but I am allergic to grass and have really bad allergies.

#grass allergy #stars #sad #flowers #meadow #hi #welcome to my emotion dump #random #idk #sleepy

I keep buying pots because they are cute and I love them, but I am not buying plants for them. I just have a lot of pots because my singular plant gives me enough anxiety as it is.

#anxiety #pots #plants #help #random #don't question me #idk

I am a dragon, and my hoard is mugs.

I have been told I have a problem.

#random #mugs #problem #hoarder #lol #idk #sleepy #don't ask

Sometimes I forget people actually see these posts.

#always tired #i am tired #hi #i see you #i am sleep deprived.#i suck at posting #sleepy #random #idk #i am sleepy #don't mind me

Oh, to be a Rolly Polly and have the fetal position actually help.

#wtf #hi #random #random thoughts #rolly polly #fetal position #protect me cowardly armor #sleepy #don't worry about it

The gnomes are coming

#hi #don't mind me #interpret how you want #random thought #oof #idk #i am lazy

When yelling in text is AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

the reverse times 2 is laughing HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAA

but the reverse in general talking times 1.5 is ah ah ah

which is the count from sesame streets laugh

#wtf #don't ask #I don't want to talk about it #I am so sleepy #sleep deprived #i need sleep #wtf does this even mean

I had a weird idea that I have decided not to share as it is weird.

#wtf brain #wtf #don't ask #don't worry about it #just a random thought #hi

life go brrrrrrrrrrrrrr

Death is but a suggestion for those living a life of purgatory.

#idk #i am sleepy #sleep deprived #oml i am so tired #hi #don't worry about it #don't ask #don't mind me #random thought #random stuff my brain thinks #spontaneous thoughts #random #random thoughts

My paranoia shows itself in weird ways sometimes. An example: I was walking to my car from work and there was someone walking behind me who was just minding their own business and my first thought was 'huh, wouldn't it be funny if this guy behind me was going to rob me?' I just laughed and walked faster. To be fair, the sun is already set when I leave work usually.

#wtf brain #sorry person #random thought #ramdom thoughts #random #paranoid thoughts #paranoia #work #late night

My twin got a tattoo a bit ago and said it felt like they were using an electric toothbrush under their skin.

#wtf #why #how #what #help #they said it wasn't bad #but it sounds bad #they got a succulent #random #sleepy #i am sleepy #just posting to post

Why do people ask their neighbors for sugar in the movies? I feel like that is weird? It is, right?

#idk #always sleepy #i am sleepy #sleep deprived #i am sleep deprived.#hello #welcome #do you agree #help #how to socialize

I once wrote "HAHA" a million times on my arm a few years back because whenever I looked at it, it would send me into a giggle fit. My friends thought I was crazy.

#lol #haha #silly #Tired #sleepy #always tired #pretty sure I was super sleep deprived #HEAR ME WORLD #random #welcome to my memories #wtf brain #idk #don't ask

The lungs are the balloons of the body.

#hi #balloons #we all know it #I want more lungs #how would it look to just have a whole bundle of them #fill them with helium #i am sleepy #sleepy #i am sleep deprived.#idk

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