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“Stupid cooks don’t even know how to make pancakes properly. They’re all fired.”

Request from Pandabutt! Hope you had a good birthday.

This the 100th Once-ler picture I’ve drawn -digs a hole and crawls into it-

thank you for this fanart of me miru and pandabutt but you accidentally got a lot of things about my costume wrong but its the thought that counts just make sure to check some references next time

You make my heart go *DOKI* *DOKI*

did you know you were my first follower i think you started something special even though it was mostly me who started something special

#mintler #you must be smart because you followed me first #i am sure destiny led you to me #just like it will lead everyone else to me

HAI~ Can I have another autograph?

another one have you been hoarding them i am going to go out and buy a photocopier for very unrelated reasons

#pinkler #i just want to photocopy stuff #like that distraction over there #then i could distract you again by pointing over to that corner #and then distract a final time with this distraction #what was i talking about again i was distracted by something

Gosh your so wow I just yeah don't mind me blog stalking and just slowly dying because I'll never be as cool as you we should hug and be friends though

my first stalker what a milestone a tear is in my eye

#theladypipsqueak #first of many #i better check that i am not missing a lock of hair #or a fingernail #or some other thing that stalkers like to see #will you write me creepy love letters

Quit trying to steal my thunder

but i have all thunder because i am the best so i dont think i can steal thunder since it is all mine already since i am so great i also have lots of lightning and also lollipops but i am not sure you are accusing me of that but i wanted to mention it

#ask2012onceler #does that mean you were born in 2012 #you must be a very articulate baby #maybe you would like some thunder but i am not sure you could be as witty and charming as me #thats ok though no one can #your secret is safe with me

hey i decided to follow you today and thought you were wonderful i guess you are the best onceler ever and i dont know why you dont have more followers dont worry they will be there soon because you are so super witty and charming just like you always say

yes i am super popular and more people should notice but i just dont know why they arent following me yet

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oops i meant to sent that as anon so you all would see how great the messages anon sends me are but everything that anon said is true even if it wasnt anon

How witty are you exactly?

well since you are my biggest fan i am sure you know already how could you not know you already read all my posts 100 times didnt you

#mittlequark #just every time you read them you notice new things about my unique and creative way of writing #its like having 10000 books in one post #i guess this makes this my 350000th book #i wonder who i can see about getting royalties

what if someone tried to be popular by dressing and acting like you

i guess a lot of people have to worry about this stuff but i dont have to worry because i just know that no one can match my wit and charm so i wouldnt worry about my wit and charm being stolen but thank you for looking out for me since you are my biggest fan

#rolaltheatre #dont worry fans no one could ever copy me #i am just so unique #like a snowflake but in 42 dimensions #that is a lot of dimensions #i know about them because i am smart #that sort of smartness is why i will be famous

strokes ur nipple

arent they great i made them myself

#sexiestbeanpole #ALL NEW NIPPLES #but actually the same ones #but they are still great #did you miss me or just miss my body

you know what would make you popular you should take some of your clothes off fangirls love fanservice

i worked so hard for two whole weeks on this ALL NEW ART it took over a week just on the colors did all my biggest fans miss me why dont i have 1000 new followers yet have you all been sleeping

#i am so great #and sexy #look at that sexy #this is not a rip off #ALL NEW STYLE #ALL NEW ART #i need more followers #follow me if you like this art #arnt i great :)

But what happens when you become popular? Are you just going to leave us because you accomplished your goal? Or will you never be popular enough? I think I'd be pretty sad if you just up and left after becoming popular. *hugs*

if i left when i was popular then i wouldnt be popular anymore so why would i leave when i was popular you have to think more about it but i know you would be sad because i would be sad too if i had to live without me

#thirrin73 #i would be so unhappy if i didnt exist #who would be able to make the world love them like me #if i wasnt here world peace couldnt happen #if everyone on tumblr follows me they would be too busy loving me to get into wars #thats how lovable i am

wait isnt calling your self unpopular just kind of setting yourself up for failure?

no because i am super smart and creative and oh no wait you are right what have i done now i am doomed to be unpopular forever even though i am so special

#topassbythetime #what have i done #i should have named myself super best onceler who is sure to be popular and is also very good looking #or maybe fangirls come here you will love this i know it #are fangirls that gullible #i guess i will never know now

yEAUH

kaitastic was drawing a very handsome and charming onceler who is me because i am handsome and charming and she noticed how creative i am because she is so smart and gave me a guitar to show my creativity to everyone because she knows how creative i am thank you for being my biggest fan kaitastic

#kaitastic #bestonceler fanart #my sexy new guitar #maybe i should make a song #beingggg populaarrrr is a speciall thing to beeee #being popularrrrr i just wish it would happen to meeeeeee #submission

i was visiting a livestream because thats what popular oncelers do and they told me i would be more cool with sunglasses so i borrowed both of the sunglasses they had and now i am super cool maybe i should sign some autographs right now

#kaitastic #pinkler #shadeler #can you guess which stream it was between those three #hint i am pining for a fanart #because if i get fanart i will be famous #the other two are who gave me shades quiz which pair belongs to which onceler #times up

autographs

hello there dont be shy i think you might like autographs would you like my autograph i like my autograph here it is it is super pretty just for my biggest fans

#littleoncelette #pumpkinfishes #savantsacrilege #darkmiko #ALL NEW ART #that autograph will be worth money someday i am sure of it #oh wait it will be worth money maybe i shouldnt have given it away #i am always making these mistakes #becoming popular is just so hard

You seem nice but very quiet. wanna go be loud and cause some anarchy?!

i am always causing anarchy because i am revolutionizing the way askblogs are done with my super ideas that are new and special i just dont know why no one else notices my revolution

#the-punk-ler #viva la revolution #oh but wait could people follow me still if there was anarchy #maybe i dont want anarchy #unless it makes me more popular #then i would want anarchy

One thing that makes Oncelers popular is shipping. Fangirls go crazy for that stuff. Is there anyone you'd like to be shipped with?

oh i think you must be very smart and creative almost as much as me i am also unique because i want to be shipped with the popular oncelers how did no one think of that before here is my ship that i came up with all on my own

#shellybean1234 #i wonder if i should come up with a name for that ship #maybe by order of popularity #unpopularoncelerandeveryoneesle #but that makes no sense since i am not popular yet #well ship names are usually names mashed together so how about swontrentunpop #or popwonstreoneungent #maybe unpopularoncelergentlemanoncelerswagonceleryoungentrepreneurbitteronceleroneler that is easy to understand right

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