you ever get so genuinely upset when you see fancontent like art or edits of your favourite thing? like what do you mean other people know that? Itās MINE I want everyone to associate THAT thing with me forever and absolutely no one else
Not the usual rambling but I wish all of my fellow Christians and everyone else a blessed and peaceful easter! This should be a time for us to remember, that spreading unconditional love is a way for us to honour Jesus Christ as well. Be kind to eachother and to yourselfš¤
Soubise is best man. I read Dark Horse, Soubise is sexy...Jean-Baptiste seems saner in the english version than in the French translation. Just a tiny bit...
But "be a good boy" makes me squeak everytime.
Omg hold onnn whatās Dark Horse? I love soubise with my entire heart heās soš«¶š»š«¶š»š«¶š»
A/N: If you donāt agree with them, donāt interact. My blog my rules and if you donāt like controversial/dead dove content, donāt consume it and block me or get over it.š«¶š»Also I wonāt pressure myself to write if I donāt feel like it and I only write a request if I like the idea (which is mostly the case but if not itās not personal I still love u all I just get overwhelmed)
-I only write headcanons, matchups or short drabbles but no long fics
-Iāll write smut, angst, fluff etc but no crack
-Iāll write non/dubcon
-NO ped0/z00philia, vomit, scat
-NO soulmate/ABO dynamics
-NO sexualised religion/blasphemy
-staying in character is really important for me so I wonāt erase negative traits if a character has them
-I donāt care who interacts with me as long as youāre respectful on my page. Youāre responsible for the media you consume
hiiii!!!!! ą¦ Im not sure if you still post creepypasta headcannons but I really liked the headcannons you gave the creepypastas, it's really nice to realistic headcannons, if you want I was wondering if you could do headcannons for the friendship of the reader and ticci Toby 0_o
(If I made any typos or used bad grammar I'm really sorry (āāøāć) )
Realistic Ticci Toby headcanons (SFW+NSFW)
A/N: Okeyy so for the friendship headcanons just ignore the NSFW part! I just decided to combine your ask with multiple anon asks who requested relationship/NSFW headcanonsš«¶š»
SFW
-First of all he isnāt the one to settle down. He has a bad past with people and itās incredibly hard for him to trust so he prefers not spending a lot of time at your place, if he ever goes there at all
-Heās basically homeless and probably squatting in abandoned places outside of smaller towns so if you ever want to spend a little more time with him itās there or in the woods
-In contrary to popular belief i donāt think he is shy. He is very wary and kind of feral so physical touch is a hard one with him
-He is touch starved to some degree but then again heās become so callous due to everything that has happened, that he wonāt initiate or reciprocate for a long time. He wonāt push you away either though
-I think if you ever share a bed/mattress with him, you might be woken up with a hatchet to your throat or a hand wrapped around it. At least in the first few months of your relationship, simply because heās not used to having anyone around so he panics when he gets startled and his fight instincts kick in.
-Despite everything, i do think heās very thoughtful once he warms up to you. I can imagine him leaving you things like rocks or trinkets he finds which remind him of you
-Heās really possessive no doubt. Hardly anyone has treated him with the smallest amount of kindness, and now that youāre in his life he wonāt settle for less ever again.
-I can definitely see him being the type that wouldnāt let you get out of the relationship/ friendship alive in case you ever want to leave him. Either you stay with him or he kills you. Of course it would be hard for him to do since he ālovesā you but the thought of you being with someone else, leaving him to rot, is much harder
NSFW
-I donāt think heās had experiences before you which doesnāt make him shy but even more greedy
-I think it would take him a long time to trust you enough with something like that. He isnāt reckless or sleeps around but he wants to know that you wonāt backstab him (literally)
-He knows how sex works, heās not stupid and heās watched campers in the woods do it, thinking they were being sneaky. Of course he couldnāt help imagining it was him and you
-Now that you conditioned him to get used to a certain degree of affection and physical touch he expects more, of course he does and you love him after all right?
-Letās hope youāre ready to sleep with him when he wants you because i do think heād pressure you into it
-I donāt think itād be him getting physically violent but heād try to make you feel bad for him, try to blackmail you, manipulate you etc.
-If that doesnāt work maybe he would wait until youāre asleep, start sliding his hand under your shirt and do his thing
-I think heās decent in bed, clumsy at first and heās so pent up that his pleasure is all he can think about at first.
-If you do criticise him make sure to be gentle about it, heās insecure and he will get mad easily thinking you donāt want him but he does like you please you after all and he enjoys having you show him what you like
-Hickeys. Everywhere. Good luck trying to hide them because it will look ridiculous but he canāt help it. He has to make sure others know youāre not available
iām trying to focus on catching up on some of the requests (sadly iāll have to delete some cause itās a lot) but iāll be shifting my writing to the creepypasta and game of thrones/asoiaf fandoms so iād really appreciate if you reblog some of my stuff if you like it cause i always feel like the fanbases are so small š
my pet peeve is people not caring if a character is a murderer, cannibal etc and then they draw the line at them saying something misogynistic/racist/homophobic..like..are u ok?
idc either way itās a FICTIONAL character and if it gets to you THAT much that people are creating fan content for them, maybe youāre not mature enough to consume that kind of media
bae im fucking on my knees begging for realistic jeff the chronic masturbator headcanons, slander him as much as u want idgaf just NEEDDD jeff content
Jeff the Killer Chronic Masturbator Headcanons (NSFW)
A/N: This was so much fun to write and to be honest i think him being a chronic masturbator is actually realistic in a way soš
-to start off, heās probably a porn addict and heās into some weird categories like noncon, bad roleplay and more generic ones like milfs idk
-totally watches random girls through their windows at night and beats one to that
-i feel like heās one of those āgo big or go home guysā who are into huge asses and tits but theyāve never really touched a woman and itās just all the porn getting to their head
-he jacks off at least like idk five times a day or so, often more
-he probably had to go celibate for a few days at some point cause his wrist and his dick started hurting
-pillow humper!!!
-i lowkey feel like a tried diy-ing a pocket pussy at least once in some weird way OR he immediately went into american-pie-action if you know you know
-i also feel like heās pretty desensitised at this point so if he actually got action he probably wouldnāt get it up and then heād think he broke his dick and get violent
hi, i really dont mean to sound mean or anything, but in your dni it says proshippers dni but you also write noncon? im super sorry, i just dont understand. could you explain?
i just donāt write any sexual stuff that includes minors and/or animals or stuff like that which many proshippers do or read. even though itās technically fictional and technically doesnāt harm real people it just makes me super uncomfortable so yea
Long time no see ! I truly miss our conversations about Innocent. Hope you are doing well !
i really missed them too and iām so glad to be back! i just finished my first semester at college and itās going great so far! i hope youāre well tooš«¶š»
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