[unrcvel-me]

The man seemed to pause, listening halfheartedly to whatever Dukken had to say now. He was dead set on this sort of last minute addition to his scheme. Though he, of course, would not let the other man in on such a thing. Though the last few words that the more pathetic male spoke certainly caught his attention. 

“The catch?” He mused, bursting into an ever abrupt fit of laughter at the thought. Oh, perhaps he was a tad more intelligent than he had taken him for! “There is no catch, my friend.” Riddler told him with ease, peering down at him with a glinting green gaze, “Just a little tour of the safer and far more pleasant side of the town!” He beamed, enjoying the opportunity to put on a performance even if only subtly. 

[unrcvel-me]

(( @jcinthedance continued from X ))

A sigh slipped past the man’s pursed lips as the other was very evidently not listening. He was unsure why he believed he would in the first place, but nevertheless. 

Oh, there were assumptions aplenty it seemed! Which simply proved further that the other had not been listening to a single word he had been saying. This was why he chose most often to work alone rather than with the imbeciles that were the remainder of the rogue gallery. A small ‘hmph.’ Sounded from the Riddler, and despite not having originally been anticipating a riddle this early on in the conversation, he figured he’d humor Mad Hatter for a brief moment. 

“I have a name that's not mine, and no one cares about me in their prime. People cry at my sight, and lie by me all day and night. What am I?”

[unrcvel-me]

u sai u kno who i b, and yet u just won't tell me. i tink u dun kno who this is, silly riddlr, does this mean i win?

“now you stop right there!” The man shouted suddenly, evidently growing impatient with this nonsense. “You do not win!” He added in a frustrated hiss. Who did this imbecile think they were? No one is capable of outsmarting him! especially not someone who can’t even spell correctly! 

[unrcvel-me]

I can bring tears to your eyes; 

                    resurrect the dead, 

make you smile, 

                          and reverse time. 

I form in an instant but I last a lifetime. What am I?

Mixed Canon Edward Nygma // Please Read About Before Interacting! // Semi Selective // Ocs and Crossovers Welcome!

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[leanmeangreen-riddlebean]

this is fact and you can’t convince me otherwise

Magical what a hat and a mask can do isn’t it

[unrcvel-me]

“Oh, don’t be quoy! I can certainly squeeze some time in for you!” Riddler  exclaimed rather enthusiastically. His grip remained on Dukken’s arm as green eyes looked him over once more, “There are certainly better places to see than...” He glanced around at the withering sight of the Narrows around them, “Here.” The man paused, beginning to already nudge Dukken along. 

“Far safer places as well, I might add!” His enthusiasm remained despite the topic of danger. He waved his free hand, moving to hook his arm around the other’s as means to lead him along yet not need to grip his arm so tightly anymore. “There are many wondrous things to see here.” Edward hummed. There was so much potential in this situation that he simply couldn’t ignore. 

[bishopinblue]

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@moonstrxcked

[unrcvel-me]

REPOST Don’t Reblog.

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Do their bra and panties match consistently?: Yes | No | Not applicable Do they wash their makeup off before going to bed?: Yes | No | Not applicable Do they wear socks?: Yes | No What do they usually wear to bed?: Nothing | Undergarments | Pajamas | Whatever they were wearing that day | Tomorrow’s clothes Are they: Fashion over function | Function over fashion | Trendy Their clothes are usually: Stained | Raggedy | Like new | Well worn | Depends on the clothing FINANCES? LET’S SEE How do they handle their money?: Blows through the entire paycheck | Sets some money aside, spends the rest as needed over time | Holds onto it as long as possible, spending here and there | Spends freely | Lives past their means How do they handle their bills?: Sets aside bill money each check | Pays them right away | Pays them last minute | They’re frequently overdue | They don’t What are they most likely to buy?: Food | Clothes | Statues | Paintings | Hobby supplies | Work supplies | Trinkets | Movies | Games | Spend it on others | Charity | Books | Alcohol |Drugs | Technology AN APPLE A DAY How often do they get exercise?: Frequently  | Occasionally | Never Do they drink?: Always | Often | Occasionally | On rare occasions | Never Do they do drugs of any kind?: Yes | Sometimes | No Do they smoke? Yes | Sometimes | No What ailments do they have?: Blind | Deaf | Physical handicap | Bipolar | DID  | Gender dysphoria | Depression | Anxiety | Paranoia | Learning disability | Asthma | Food allergies |Other allergies | Insomnia | Migraines | Mute | Epilepsy | Unknown illness EDUCATION MATTERS What education have they reached?: None | Elementary/Primary | Middle/Secondary |High/Tertiary | College, bachelors | College, masters | GDA | ‘Workforce training’ | PhD |Other Do they frequently learn new skills?: Yes | On occasion | Only as needed | Not usually How do they learn best?: Visually | By ear | Hands-on | Logically | Socially | On their own

[unrcvel-me]

I can bring tears to your eyes; 

                    resurrect the dead, 

make you smile, 

                          and reverse time. 

I form in an instant but I last a lifetime. What am I?

Mixed Canon Edward Nygma // Please Read About Before Interacting! // Semi Selective // Ocs and Crossovers Welcome!

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[wonderlandofrogues]

A quick Riddler with his girls before I turn in for the night. If dcau Freeze could get sexy “Ice Maidens” why can’t Riddler have Query and Echo?

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[unrcvel-me]

wut is this here that i c, a riddlr is wut u b, u riddl and rym, this is v tru, but can u find who send this 2 u?

Was...Was this person attempting to tell him a riddle? He’s not sure if he’s flattered by the gesture given it’s an extremely poorly written one-- Come on! If you are going to gift him a riddle at least make it a good one! A heavy sigh slipped past his lips as his intrigue certainly led him to keep interested, like some sort of switch in his mind that he could simply turn off. 

“Of course I can!” Edward responded with a hum, “This is me you are talking to after all.”

[unrcvel-me]

My nam is ed, i like 2 crim and leave riddl all the tim, and wen i lose to a fukkin bat, i screm and cry, and eat my hat.

Was this some odd attempt at poetry? If so, they certainly weren’t much good at it. How was he even supposed to respond to this? Also how utterly inaccurate this was! Edward wasn’t sure if he should be insulted or confused first. 

So instead he simply sat in a confused yet thoughtful silence.

[unrcvel-me]

Edward considered the flinch from the other, but he hardly cared enough to linger too long upon it. Though it made something at the back of his mind stir. He shook the feeling aware, moving to side step around the other, taking a few circling steps around him. “That’s good to hear.” He seemed relatively intelligent at least. He thought. Though he seemed to halt in his steps as Dukken began to speak once again. 

“Oh come on now!” The man beamed, practically leaping forward to snatch onto the other’s arm securely, “Don’t you want to see the wondrous world that is Gotham City?” He inquired smoothly, a nearly sickening sweetness lingering on his tone.  

[unrcvel-me]

Edward watched her with a cautious intrigue, gaze following her movements closely. Though he never had really thought much of Mary, he certainly was not idiotic enough to underestimate her. He moved to casually lean against the bar, palm pressed to the smooth surface as he listened to her proposal. She was particularly clever and well informed it seemed, and that simply furthered Edward’s intrigue. 

As she looked to him once more, a grin crossed his lips, “Oh certainly!” He hummed, fingers tapping the surface of the bar lightly almost as if he was somewhat bored, “Why would I ever wish to be on the bad side of my fellow criminals?” There was an ever slight mockery to his tone as he spoke, though he seemed to remain casual about the discussion. “Though I must say, I like the way you think.” Edward added.

[jonostarsmcre-deactivated202002]

batman: i don’t care about any of my villains

catwoman: bruce there’s gum in my hair

harley: b-man ivy yelled at me

mr freeze: batman i’m too warm

two-face: bats i can’t work my phone

riddler: batman i can’t open this jar

batman: [opening the jar] this proves nothing

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