Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?

F/USA/old enough to remember the 90's were da domb. // This is an anything and everything blog.

[90sand2000slove]

[worldyoulove]

[throwbackblr]

[bob-belcher]

[theseinfeldshow]

[unrealitycheck]

[bob-belcher]

Bring It On (2000) dir. Peyton Reed

[choidaehoon]

Don’t you just take the past, put it in a room in the basement, lock the door, and never go in there? That’s what I do. And then you meet someone special, and all you wanna do is toss them the key. Say, “Open up. Step inside.” But you can’t. Because it’s dark… and there are demons.

–The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999) Adapted to screenplay and directed by Anthony Minghella

[unrealitycheck]

SHE HAD DUMPS LIKE A TRUCK TRUCK TRUCK

THIGHS LIKE WHAT WHAT WHAT

[bardvark-deactivated20201106]

Eddie: So, have you finished writing your vows?

Richie: You’re fuckin right I have. And I’ve gotta say Eduardo, I think they’re pretty solid. You wanna hear a preview?

Eddie: No! I wanna be surprised! As long as you aren’t gonna call me any silly nicknames or make any jokes about my mom, we’re good. 

Richie:…Haha, yeah, like I’d put “your mom” jokes in my wedding vows, hahaha, I’d never do that Spaghetti, uh, Eds, I mean, Eddie…

Eddie:……….How many “your mom” jokes did you–

Richie: Twenty-seven

[urszulonce]

stranger things season 1 joyce at wills funeral (2016)

[unrealitycheck]

This is what it feels like working from home every day.

[unrealitycheck]

I have not updated this blog in 3 years.

But to keep from losing my mind during the quarantine, I am opening this thing back up. Here we go.

[vest-on-my-chest]

[emmydeactivated-deactivated2017]

Dionne and I were both named after famous singers of the past, who now do infomercials.

Alicia Silverstone as Cher Horowitz in Clueless (1995)

[buzzfeedrewind]

Pictures That Will ’90s The Hell Out Of Your Ass

[ginnyeweasley]

My name is Lemony Snicket. It is my solemn duty to bring to light the sorry history of the Baudelaire children as it happened so many years ago. But you in the audience have no such obligation, and I would advise all our viewers to turn away immediately and watch something more pleasant instead.