Sometimes I Say Funny Things

But mostly I don't know what I'm doing with my life :)

[namtan]

ADDAMS FAMILY VALUES (1993)

[cryptiboy]

the addams family wasn’t particularly magic or supernatural or anything, their goth game was just hard af

[myliobatiste]

They lived with a sentient disembodied hand

[trukingofskeletonhell]

that’s just how goths are sometimes

[thatadult]

sending “I hope you get that job” vibes to the people out here tryna get jobs

[theeeprotagonist]

reblogging for yall bc the shit worked for me lol

[blkmedusa]

Karma will pop me if I don’t

[hotvampireadjacent]

[ginsengsheetmask2]

[thetenderpassion]

[tobiasxva-deactivated20170810]

Roast the fuck out of them. Being family doesn’t mean you ever have to be okay with that shit.

[gender-evil-rose]

*slow clapping at the dad*

[peep-toe-shoes-deactivated20200]

I always reblog this.

[triwizarded]

who here was on tumblr 4+ years ago

[bpoppins-deactivated20231120]

Me

[world-of-cats]

[amargedom]

“The scariest thing about distance is that you don’t know whether they’ll miss you or forget you.”

Nicholas Sparks, The Notebook (via amargedom)

[wi-fu]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate those really vivid dreams that you’re still emotionally attached to after you wake up. You’re stuck, feeling for something that technically doesn’t exist.

[ruinedchildhood]

This is so cute 😍

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

I HAVENT SCREAMED SO LOUD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

I love robbery and fraud

[pupu-platter]

[babyanimalgifs]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[oddcrush]

my kink: when people miss me back