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[wetchickenbreast]

having a mutual who’s a good artist literally feels like beyonce saw me at a supermarket and decided to make me her best friend

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Possible Gen AI Writing Prompt Found In Bible

FIJMU News 7-2-26 by Bill Lasphemy

The religious world is in shock today as a previously ignored bible passage from Exodus was reexamined in light of new terminology. The passage (4:11) was usually translated as follows:

“Then the LORD said to him, ‘Who hath created thy mouth? Who can make thee speak or not speak? It is I alone, I the LORD.”

The actual Hebrew however says more literally:

“Then sayeth the LORD, ‘I can absolutely rewrite that for you to sound more like it was said by God, using proper diction for a divine entity.”

Though most bible translators ignored this wording, modern language demanded a revisitation and the results suggest two possibilities- That the bible was written using an AI, or that the bible was correct but God used an AI to sound so godly.

According to a local Torah expert, “I told you if you quote me on that stupid fact blog again I’ll get a restraining order. I’m serious this time!” Indeed, the work of a DaVinci Code style cult already seems to be trying to hide the truth.

[wetorturedsomefolks]

love island should introduce a "scheming eunuch" islander who is like a smart and completely asexual islander exempt from being kicked off or being made to participate in any challenges and they're just there to provide advice and be a sort of sounding board for the other islanders when they need a disinterested party to talk things through with. but the scheming eunuch has secret goals unbeknownst to anyone e.g. a cash prize for talking a certain couple into breaking up etc.

[stinkysleeveless]

Not to out-myself as a millennial, but when I was still in high school I marked myself as attending a Facebook Event called "Midlife Crisis" because "ha ha ha rawr xD rofl rofl epic comedy" and I've just had a notification reminding me that I'm apparently attending this event TODAY.

[rangersequoia292k]

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Love in the Prairie State

[byjove]

guy who runs a tea house in Boston and just paid an extortionate amount of money to the East India Company for a chest of tea watching a bunch of white boys dressed like caricatures of Native Americans storm the ship and dump all the tea in the harbor on a random December day in 1773:

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[letalis-psyche]

Happy Pride month, here is an Arcade piece for all who celebrate.

[letalis-psyche]

Happy Pride month once more, here is his handsome ass.

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Stalemate"

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Uneasy truce"

[mia-n-ceetee]

Changing the relationship status to "Mutually assured destruction"

[arunacheiro]

I've almost finished working on the major arcana. this was one of the first card that i made

[what-inthe-goddamn]

The hat stays on 🫵🙂‍↕️

[coy0te-b0nes]

Boone drawing!!

Not sure if I totally love it or not, but it’s about time I committed to the Boone artist canon event of drawing him aiming his rifle

Rendering the wood grain was surprisingly more fun than I thought, though most of it was panicked scribbling, lolol

[scratzsch]

May I present you after a year

coffee with the doctor

[gimpdisco99]

trying to figure out how to draw him

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[girlnextvore]

[petite-guignol]

OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia

it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage

this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen

the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.

anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol

[anothercouriersix]

just a lil arcade doodle XD

[bill-theboneboy]

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