Denz Ocampo

20 | Winnipeg, MB ❤️💛💚💙💜

[belleswift17]

Can someone tell me what’s wrong with this picture?? I’m so confused on why it’s a weird picture lol

[danisontnonfire]

I’m going to cry

[charlavail-deactivated20210902]

This vegan baking show is unreal…

[st3phascope]

what on earth omG 

[grandtheftautothree-blog]

is this a cult

[gayboomhauer]

IM GONNA FUCKING PISS MY PANTS

[keyblack-hl]

I was watching this thing with the sound off wondering what on Earth the audio could be to cause this kind of reaction and nothing could have prepared me for this

[romanvelvet]

That last comment made me watch it with the sound on and I regret it

[tacomel420]

cursed post

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“How bad could it really be?”

*turns on the sound*

“What the HECK?”

[staraptor]

reminder that there’s an energy drink made in the UK named pussy

[staraptor]

i want to die

[gaydemogorgon]

@rivaine

[vaguelyethereal]

Take a fuckin’ sip, babes

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Is there any accessory that says “I have NEVER tasted pussy” more than a tilt scooter?

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is some next level sex punning tho, they literally started a company and made an energy drink just so they could say that

[korrasforevergirl]

What does this taste like cause I want some

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

I never thought the day would come when I’d say these words

But

I don’t know what Pussy tastes like

[spiletta42]

I bought some.  It tastes like walnuts.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

A drink called Pussy that tastes like nuts is some quality Beverage Irony right there

[lanever-deactivated20200622]

is that girl daisy was with at the lakers game her gf

[hauntedfalcon]

what’s better than this

[lanever-deactivated20200622]

JUST GALS BEING PALS

[charlieggsyeggs]

So my friend gave me a bath bomb for christmas and I finally used it last weekend and so I was going to take before and after pictures like everyone’s been doing on tumblr 

Then I dropped it in the water and 

MIKE WAZOWSKI WAS INSIDE THE BATH BOMB 

[heart-of-the-morningstar]

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME

[dutchstore]

The sea lion is trying to eat my hand by Edward Kim

[unshrink]

Interviewer: “okay so, why should we offer you this place?”

Me: 

[deficiencyincourtship-deactivat]

[d-e-l-ete-d-deactivated20181014]

When you got the receipts and you get  the perfect opportunity to leave them in shambles

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pettycentral]

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

This might be my favorite post hahaha

[pdothamman-deactivated20170513]

I WAS LAUGHING SO HARD YO BECAUSE DON’T THEY KNOW IT’S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE???

[moonemojii]

when you’re on ur computer and someone’s standing behind u

[thatsthat24]

View this post on Instagram

When Your Crush Shows Interest ✨

[lost-clause]

HONESTLY

[postingwhileblack]

simple math!

[kennypendrix-deactivated2025040]

“Now HELP me!”

[n0chillvibes]

ok but what in the food over there that got him like this 😂

[zackisontumblr]

milk a cow from the couch with the nintendo switch

[stability]

kill me

[hoodwinkedfool]

Me from the past: “what are video games like in the future?!” Me now: “get ready to have your mind blown”

[bambietta666-deactivated2015090]

Me during a group presentation while the other members of my group are speaking:

[hotvampireadjacent]

that’s nice I guess. Is that the real ellen let’s go check?

that’s the only two posts on this blog. It’s at least a year old. It doesn’t update ever. They’ve been following me for a year, and just now decided to communicate only these two lines.

I fear for my life.

[hotvampireadjacent]

lets have a little fun today lets give a little love away are words that are going to haunt me forever. this is my roanoke.

[hotvampireadjacent]

This sounds like a bot….but what caused it to suddenly activate after a year? What kind of monarch project activation code….??

[hotvampireadjacent]

It was nice knowing you guys….