A very merry Unwelcome

18+ blog [Adult] SFW & NSFW. Yanderes. AUs. I put my faves into Situations

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🌹Ortho is NEVER written romantically. THIS IS IMPLIED IN EVERYTHING

🌹Mainly Female or GN reader x character ; I don't write character x character unless it's with the reader.;It is implied that all romanceable characters aged up

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🌹NOT SPOILER FREE

🌹Bunny hops to one idea to another

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🌹Only writes when inspiration strikes; often don't finish anything so manage your expectations.

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🌹Will take some time answering Asks because I'm either busy or I just can't think of a response that satisfies me.; I also reserve the right to just not answer them w/o reason

Pending fic: 1 (no definite date)

Masterlist

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SilYuu thoughts

Mostly self indulgent scenarios running in my mind

I think Yuu and Silver would be a PDA couple

And it's not intentional at all it's just that Silver is a sleepy boi and Yuu is a touchy shrimp so it always ends up with them cuddling in some hallway or the library. Just Yuu being a dedicated body pillow for their boyfriend and loving every second of it.

Everyone single in NRC are seething with jealousy. Warmth and love? In these HALLS?! Absurd!!

No one can do anything about it tho, it's hard to separate the couple and Silver, albeit a bit dense in some moments, is a romantic by instinct so whatever comes out of his mouth is just so cheesy and sincere the average NRC student recoils and flees.

Of course the two still maintain their social life and interact with their friends but when they meet between classes or in the cafeteria flowers literally bloom as they exchange greetings, banters or Yuu's mandatory-poke-fest. It's worse when they just pass each other because the NPC/ onlooker is made to feel invisible as the two lovingly exchange lovestruck glances with each other; a 5 second gaze that electrocutes everyone in the surroundings with jealousy.

The consolation for our poor onlookers in this scenario is atleast it's not as frustrating when the both of them where still just friends and denying their feelings. Everyone knew back then they were in love but the them (who were also very PDA-y at that time)

Again, this is unintentional on their part. They don't mean to be touchy or show off at all, in fact Yuu tries their best to haul off Silvers sleepy form in a corner when he falls asleep but alas, they get find out every time (mostly by students who try to skip class and hide..ehem ehem Ace)

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It's a different kind of torture to sweat under make up. Makes me want to scrub my face off

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I love the trope where the Prefect unknowingly does a courtship ritual

But I also like the idea of the boys messing with them and lying about something being a courtship ritual just to mess with them

Jade: oya? You're lending me your pen without me asking for it? You're anticipating my needs..I didn't know you were so upfront to propose to me

Lilia: fufu. You want me to taste what I made before you take a bite. I'm blushing, were practically newly weds. Fufu ~

Rook: oh, you picked up my arrow! How romantic! Shall we set the wedding date?

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Time skip NRC crew: I'm never gonna marry. I'm in love with my job/passion. I'm never gonna be tied down!

The Prefect, appearing back in twst after a decade: oh no. I don't have any legal documents and I have no where to go

Time skip NRC crew: actually I'm free on Monday . Sign here *shoves a marriage certificate* but you owe me!

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Imagining Vil designing his groom/bride's wedding suit/gown. So much time, effort and devotion put into every sketch.

But then fate plays a cruel trick when during a NRC reunion, Crowley nonchalantly mentions they've found the Prefect a way back home.

And Vil wishes he didn't see hope flicker into their lovers eyes.

What else can he do but let go?

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Through machinations, each vice dorm leader has made it that the Prefect signed a marriage certificate with their respective dorm leaders. The thing is they cannot get married until graduation (laws or some stuff).

One the Prefect receives their diploma, the vice dorm leaders all race towards the nearest Marriage registry office while their (graduated) dorm leaders await for a favorable outcome.

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Vil teaching you to regulate your emotions while practicing your lines for the movie club by making you warm his cock 🫣

This is the best way to learn grace under pressure, he says as he thrust deeper into you

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A reunion after 15 years and nobody is surprised the Silver is a family man. But what they are surprised by is that he has 6 children already. He looks so stoic back then who knew he would be such a passionate husband?

Lilia is bragging and he has one of those wallets with comically infinite space for baby pictures.

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Yuu: I'm sorry , I can't be with you. But if it's ok with you, we can be friends with benefit

Azul: benefits? Sure. Give me your hand *puts a ring on it*

Yuu: huh??

Azul: friends with the benefit of marriage! Now you're part of my insurance package.

Yuu:...

Azul:*smiles in triumph*

Yuu: does it have dental

Azul: of course!

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I don't even need to write cross dressing minajael fic, he already did it

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I think Silver and Yuu should fuck

*leaves after speaking my truth*

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I like to imagine the first years taking turns walking Yuu to the Ramshackle dorm after the events of Book 8, like a token of thanks.

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Epel who hasn't met a lot of girls in his remote village. So when he meets F!Yuu whose pretty jacked, he thinks they just have great big pecs (she does but that's besides the point)

So when they got into a fight (as friends do) he shoves them and instead of meeting hard muscle his palms touch soft flesh...it takes a few seconds for reality to register but before he can apologize Vil grabs him by his collar and drags him away like a naughty cat while Rook throws around his cloak around f!Yuu before he gives her a stick. Vil has tied Epel on a tree and he's dangling like a piñata.

Epel: please hit me! I apologize!

Yuu:...I think this is a bit too much for an accident

Vil: I dont

Rook: how about tomatoes instead?

Yuu: I could just punch him and stop the humiliation

Other first years , with a tomato: booooo!!!

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Silver is too handsome. 8 bet he'd even be more beautiful if he didn't use bar soap for everything

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Yuu your man is making a fool out of himself and evil cackling like Light Yagami

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Minajaels too perfect wtf

NRCs envy is too true.