Unstable Coffee Bean

just a sad soul

[dog-teeth]

neutral milk hotel be like: *acoustic guitar* semen…killing my moooom….i love a girlll..*trumpet* more semennn…i hear the ghoooOOsts

[gahdamnpunk]

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

im so mad

[sushinfood]

this is why they should all shut the hell up forever

[gremlintooth]

Pick your midweek mood, mine’s Wrath

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

I’m just going to draw shitty Kirby everyday….

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There he goes

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

HE FUCKING TRIPPED

[blorpimorpi-deactivated20240919]

MAN DOWN!!!

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Uh oh…

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BANG

[pukicho]

Why does goku sound like that

[boyplushie]

like what

[pukicho]

Like he’s not a 6'7 giant muscular man, but in fact, a small monkey child 

[pukicho]

Why does goku sound like that

[annabellecane]

THINGS THAT HAVE HAPPENED ON THIS STREAM:

1. THE FIRST $500 WAS EARNED BEFORE THE STREAM EVEN STARTED.

2. HBOMBERGUY WAS PLANNING ON MAYBE GETTING $3,000

3. CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING NOT ONLY SHOWED UP BUT JUST HUNG OUT ON THE CHAT FOR HOURS.

3.5. THE FIRST THING HBOMBERGUY SAID TO CHELSEA FUCKING MANNING WAS “DO YOU KNOW HOW TO GET PAST BEAVER BOTHERS?”

3.5.5. SHE DIDN’T. HE WAS STUCK ON THAT MINIGAME FOR AN HOUR AND HAD TO CALL IN PROFESSIONAL SPEEDGAMERS TO HELP.

4. $25,000 WAS RAISED TO ERASE JK ROWLING

5. GRANT KIRKHOPE (THE PERSON BEHIND ALL THE MUSIC AND SOUND FOR DONKEY KONG 64) SHOWED UP AND SAID ‘TRANS RIGHTS’ IN DK’S VOICE

6. JOHN ROMERO (CREATOR OF DOOM) SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS.

7. JOSH SAWYER (PERSON BEHIND FALLOUT: NEW VEGAS) SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS

8. ALEXANDRIA OCASIO-CORTEZ SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS

9. DR CHUCK TINGLE ACTUALLY, HONESTLY SHOWED UP AND SAID TRANS RIGHTS, AND PUSHED THE DONATIONS TO $300K

10. THE ENTIRE STREAM HAS VERY HEAVILY FEATURED TRANS CREATORS, ACTIVISTS, AND COOL ASS PEOPLE SHOWING UP AND TALKING AND SHARING AND DOING AWESOME STUFF TO SUPPORT TRANS KIDS

11. THE ENTIRE DONATION IS GOING TO MERMAIDS, A SUPPORT AND EDUCATIONAL GROUP TO HELP SUPPORT TRANS KIDS AND FAMILIES, AND THE SUPPORT HAS BEEN AMAZING AND PHENOMENAL AND I’VE CRIED AT LEAST 3 TIMES

12. TEETH GANG

EDIT 13. OH RIGHT THE STREAM HAS ALSO BEEN GOING ON FOR OVER 50 HOURS, HE’S SLEPT TWICE AND LEFT THE STREAM ON AND BOTH TIMES HE GAINED LIKE $10K WHILE THE SKELETON CREW TALKED OVER A SKELETON WEARING HEADPHONES.

[tiergan-vashir]

Anti-trans activists caused a transgender children’s charity - Mermaids - to have part of it’s lottery funding suspended.  In response, Youtuber HBomberGuy decided to do a non-stop playthrough of Donkey King 64 until getting to 101% completion while donating any money raised to Mermaids.

Highlights: John Romero jumped on the stream and shouted “TRANS RIGHTS” which caused donations to go wild.

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez and Cher retweeted the stream. AOC seems to have joined the Discord for the stream.

AOC TALKED ON DISCORD IN THE STREAM. She was amazing and so eloquent.

“fuck terfs gang” getting spammed in chat is cleansing my pores.

Further Update: Neil Gaiman retweeted. Also, they reached $222,222 while HBomberGuy was taking a #2.

[astraldemise]

i hope donkey kong becomes known as the ultimate trans ally for eternity now

[dog-teeth]

wow dont u love it when ur a woman and a man treats u like shit and u can either take it and feel small and bad or u can stand up to him and either he wont take u seriously and youll feel weak and humiliated or he will take you seriously and youll be in real danger of being assaulted?? isnt that great????

[dog-teeth]

i vote that when people use acronyms in posts, the first time they use it they put the full meaning in parentheses behind it. bc i have no idea what anything means

[dog-teeth]

this is the only way i can look at myself in the mirror

[ask-kenny-boi]

They’d catch me unfortunately

[oftextbooksandcoffee]

(( i have many feelings about this 

love like you

[alguienmatemeahre]

Here they are!

[oftextbooksandcoffee]

K2 Week, Day 3: Sleepover

and also, whenever they’re over, sheila makes sure to stuff ‘em full with hearty dinners and snacks to spare. ain’t no one gonna look like they’re starving in her house +m+

[eesxop]

So no head?