i’m deranged

hard out here for a bitch

[funnytwittertweets]

[unsurprisingly-l]

god i fucking LOVE parallel play

[self-mortification]

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

[unsurprisingly-l]

being gen z is using chatgpt to synthesize a long legal contract bc Ian Reading Allat

[unsurprisingly-l]

why do ppl lie abt stupid shit? can you grow a pair and defend your mindless behavior

[konoko]

[unsurprisingly-l]

google wants me to kill my mothafuckin self

[unsurprisingly-l]

hi :3

[unsurprisingly-l]

misery loves conpany. i’m back

[unsurprisingly-l]

why does the demon king make his sons hot

[unsurprisingly-l]

I CANT

I CHALQMWOWJW RLWLQMEMSPq

oh my fucjing god i cannot believe this was the glow up i am FUCNING CRHING

[unsurprisingly-l]

i’m not arguing with morons i’m above this atp

[unsurprisingly-l]

broooo ik i’m not ovulating bc i jusf finished my period but i’d give this dude the sloppiest head

i literally don’t care he could get it whenever wherever whatever idc idc idccc

[unsurprisingly-l]

girl if you don’t get the fuck out of here??????!!!!

[unsurprisingly-l]

i’m so tired of politicians falling back on the excuse that what they’re dealing with are “unprecedented situations.” SET THE FUCKING PRECEDENT THEN ASSHOLE DONT TUCK YOUR TAIL BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE A BLUEPRINT FOR WHAT TO DO DO WHAT THE FUCK IS BEST FOR THE PEOPLE

[unsurprisingly-l]

Ur sooo boring

mwah 💋

[unsurprisingly-l]

omw to kick some shit up

[unsurprisingly-l]

finding out solar panels only have an efficiency of 23% is the worst thing to ever happen to me