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hi friends!

it’s k, i made this blog to post about my f1 driver brainrot without interrupting my curated feed of football & hockey posting on main (@seedlessmuffins)!

enjoy your stay 🥰

formulaonedirection

they lived together for like six months but with the amount they bring it up you would think it was decades

You're literally right like they lived together literally July through December 2021 and yet inevitably one of them will bring up "remember when we were living together". Like yeah babes. I do remember. You both talk about it often enough. The shared wardrobe never got uncoupled so yeah, I do recall. Anyway this part of the stream where Lando brings it up made me laugh because it's part of a 3 year long "joke" about how Lando's doing Max's washing and ironing and is his little housewife

Example: jumping into the stream to talk about doing max's ironing

Example: when max was live and lando was literally at the track watching max's stream and bullyflirting about max wearing lando's hoodie

Example: this horribly domestic note that I don't want to think about

Laundry is their kink and they're obsessed with thinking about their little domestic life because it was sooooooo special to them. The prosecution rests your honour!

#ridiculously domestic wtf #ln4 #max fewtrell

unsweetenedlettucewrap

the wolf chasing the rabbit is itself being hunted

#race weekend reblog #cl16 #cs55 #charlos #c2 #1655 #scuderia ferrari

the wolf chasing the rabbit is itself being hunted

#something that's been rolling around my head the past few days #something about ferrari and its drivers and dog imagery...#the myth of ferrari the religion of ferrari something something being tied to an entity something something #becoming the jaws that bite you because aren't bites love?#k.webweaves #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #c2 #charlos #cs55 #cl16 #scuderia ferrari #carlos sainz jr #f1 #web weaving

penaltyboxboxbox

traveling tshirt

#saving. because im Thinking. hmmmm

mxgicdave

It's race weekend in Barcelona! Best of luck to Fernando and Carlos in their home race! 🇪🇸

#mother and son #fa14 #cs55

penaltyboxboxbox

redesigned the ferrari hockey jerseys to....actually look like hockey jerseys

#cl16 #cs55 #thank you for making them look like jerseys instead of just LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS

yekoc

fundamentally there are two kinds of flops:

natural flops. something of the flop is inherent in their nature and forms part of the basis of their appeal. sad little guys. meow meows. they don't always flop and they aren't necessarily untalented. sometimes they are actually immensely talented. and yet the floppage is there, waiting for them, coming to embrace them like an old friend and buddy. celestino vietti. frankly, charles leclerc. logan sargeant. the floppage is part of what you like about them. george russell in the wall again. wet men.

unnatural flops. they are not built for floppage but they're in it anyway and it's uncomfortable for everyone involved. they can't accept it and it looks bad on them. the basis of their appeal is unrelated to and negatively impacted by their floppage. these are usually people who shine. their charisma is big and when they flop it's hard to watch. they do not see themselves as flops and yet it's happening to them. it's sort of like balding. marco bezzecchi. mercedes amg petronas formula 1 team. daniel ricciardo being the primary example of this in motorsports. cringefail dudes.

#charles leclerc as a natural flop ive been saying such things #he is talented yes but at the end of the day he is a flop

4and55

Fernando in a Carlando sandwich

#a mother and her daughters #that is mom and her eldest and her middle child #oscar ofc is her youngest #cs55 #fa14 #ln4

mediapen

BITE THE HAND, PART ONE.

↳ CS55 ++ 'how to be a dog' by andrew kane ++ [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x]

#oh my god #going batshit crazy #cs55

vegasgrandprix

that one ask you posted about how alex chooses to race under the thai flag solely bc of sponsorship money was fucking wild. anyway google is free

the albonology of it all...

#as a semi diaspora kid for a se asian community it is really reductive to reduce someone's relationship to their country or their parent's #mother country to just a transactional relationship #he made the decison #its his identity #saying anything else about it #especially when he has been so vocal in his love of thailand and has constantly gone back to thailand and been engaged in the community the #is xenophobic and rude #ik many people are upset at what is going on with logan but that is not on alex that is on the team #alex you mean the world to me #aa23

nikitajelawat

Zhou’s kitty 🌽 🐱will save Sauber

#sweetcorn for president #zg24

bloglikeanegyptian

hearing officials and public figures criticize biden openly on talk shows and seeing newspaper headlines sharply decry israel killing aid workers is making me feel kind of crazy. like it could've been like this the whole time. before 40,000 palestinians were killed and the infrastructure of gaza destroyed. it could've been like this when people gathered their children in plastic bags at al-ahli hospital, when a poet and his family were assassinated for a joke, when journalists buried their families on air, when children were targeted by drones on camera, when a little boy holding his grandmother's hand in one hand and a white flag in another watched her get shot and die in front of him, when a cameraman was left to bleed out with a live counter for hours while his rescuers were shot, when patients were bulldozed in their tents in the courtyard of a hospital, when four babies were left die and decompose alone in their hospital beds, when six year old hind rajab was crying for help trapped in a car with the corpses of her family on the phone with the red crescent for hours until she and the rescuers sent to get her were killed too.