Nobody From Nowhere Doing Nothing

LoZ || MP100 || Les Mis || Greek Mythos || & other stuff I pick up along the way || 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ || uses whatever pronoun(s)

[unsweetenedsugar]

Can’t believe we actually got the saving stray cats in the Alps game

[unsweetenedsugar]

What we learnt about the three goddesses:

1. They love making lil funny CREATUREs (put the creatures in customer service and maintenance jobs)

2. And they just love triangles

Deku tree: don’t worry the triforce knows who’s actually acknowledged by the goddesses.

Me, remembering how the triforce works more like the sorting hat than ‘reject the unworthy’: yea no I don’t think the triforce cares.

Din my girl you really ain’t picky about your chosen unlike your sisters do you ever think about how most of your champions are big baddy villains🙏

[unsweetenedsugar]

I just realised after seeing another post that:

Usually when play as Link, the final boss fight always starts at Hyrule Castle, the place most associated with Zelda. When play as Zelda, we got the final boss fight at the lost wood, a place with strong connection to Link!

Wait if echoes of wisdom is placed right after albw in timeline… where’s the master sword? Why is it not in the lost wood? Does the pedestal in front of Deku tree, like, have a flip switch… did albw link not put the sword back after his quest

[unsweetenedsugar]

Forget about giving Zelda a sword, she’s a wizard class after all.

I appreciate the lil necromancer we got, but I also really wish Zelda can cast magic of her own or have other magic items that directly deal damage. Give my girl fire rod and ice rod! Or the three goddesses magics like in smash bro! Let her use her light power!

[unsweetenedsugar]

Din really went: ya whatever I’ll take the most power hunger one even tho it explicitly hates me

[unsweetenedsugar]

so, from what I’ve gathered for now, Astarion is basically Lestat but elf

[unsweetenedsugar]

My Durge character: I have thoughts of killing and murder.

Companions: it’s okay, everyone has intrusive thoughts! As long as you don’t act on it!

Me: aww how nice they didn’t freak out!

*-one campsite murder later-*

Me: 😭noooo bad dragon (water-sprays Durge💦🔫)

Also I admire Volo’s courage for staying at camp with a dead-bard history😂

[unsweetenedsugar]

Gale at post-goblin-war celebration: hey I’ve got something to show you! A lesson!

Me: ohh cool magic lesson! What’s that!

Gale: come find me when it’s quiet.

Me, a lesbian aiming for the laydies: ah shit it was a romance option isn’t it …but I am still so curious about magic lesson sorry shadowheart maybe next time I have CLASS tonight😭

[elegantcherryblossomhologram-de]

Echoes of Wisdom is the exact opposite of TOTK in the sense that nobody recognizes Zelda but everyone keeps being like "Where the FUCK is my man Link???"

[unsweetenedsugar]

I mean I have no idea what the princess and prince look like, but I’d remember the guy living next door who mows my lawn all the time

[unsweetenedsugar]

Me seeing a monster in any other games: ahhhh combat time! Nonononono im leaving

Me seeing a monster in ToTK and EoW: I want that

[unsweetenedsugar]

Nintendo you better not making ANOTHER ocarina of time sequel story /jk

[unsweetenedsugar]

I thought the Gerudo treasure would be the Gerudo clothes… it turned out to be a silk sleeping dress?!? I’m glad Zelda got her own red-colour-themed waifu😌

still hope I’d get the other clothes soon tho

[unsweetenedsugar]

This Link speedruns so fast the whole Hyrule haven’t even registered that he’s the hero lmao

[awenavi]

They can't help it, your Honor, there's blessings and curses involved your Honor.

[feluka]

how do you choose who to donate to? it always feels like such an awful choice, everyone needs it so badly but i can only give to a few people at a time with what i have. how does anyone choose who to help, or how much to give each person?

gazafunds.com loads a randomized fundraiser for people with this anxiety

you could also buy esims for Gazans or donate to Gaza Municipality Project

[wellfine]

Au fucking revoir Mister Prince

[nesmaah]

🚨 $73 to reach 17k

I lost a number of my family members in the bombing of our house, and I will not bear to lose any more. I endured seeing my brother bleeding for 6 straight hours and seeing my father arrested and tortured. Survival was exhausting. Please don't leave us alone

Please donate or share the link

Donate to Help Nesma's and her family evacuate, organized by Mena K

Nesma Ahmed is raising funds to help her family evacuate from Gaza. Currently, Gaza has be… Mena K needs your support for Help Nesma's and h