Phoenix Ashes

My name is Phoenix(they/them pronouns). I'm 23 and I’m trying to make some good changes in my life.

[tcustodisart]

Happy Pride Month folks!

Closeted or not, haven’t figured out who you are yet, just know Faust the Crow loves you very much.

[anxietyproblem]

[alma1698]

Me too Grandma Gertrude...me too...

[tear-dropp-deactivated20241031]

me: i don’t care

me: *starts crying*

[memeuplift]

[thepaperheartsociety]

[anxietyproblem]

[crystallizedkiki-deactivated202]

I'm running on anxiety, adrenaline, cannabis and caffeine. It's a risky move but necessary

[voyagevisuelle]

This a Moonmelon, scientifically knows as asidus. This fruit grows in some parts of Japan, and is known for its vibrant blue color. What you probably don’t know about this fruit is that it can switch flavors after you eat it. Everything sour will taste sweet, everything salty will taste bitter, and it gives water a strong orange-like taste. It’s also very expensive…costing about ￥16000 JPY (which is about 200 dollars).

[oesthetic-deactivated20161008]

or you know this could be photoshopped

but idk

you tell me

[meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerlin]

this is alexandrias melon (wow)

it never grows seeds but it can still produce other melons (its magic)

it is grown deep in the jungles of peru and can prevent you from aging well into the hundreds

it is known by the natives there as k’uhul ajaw cacao shi-jiiy.

its really strange how all of these pictures look exactly the same because everything on the internet is true

[coolstoryrob]

This is the Peppermeloni. (seriously gosh just look at that sexy mother fucker) Its scientific name is Tumblrous Pepperonus.

The only known specimen is in a pot in David Karps treasure dungeon. It is a tradition that a single slice is given to every tumblr blog that reaches 500,000 followers.

It has the remarkable property of being as healthy as watermelon but tasting like cheesy pepperoni pizza.

This planet is really just so amazing guys wow.

[bestrooftalkever]

Patrickmelon

The taste of this melon will always surprise you.

[ninja-sex-tarp]

I’m fucking done with this site

[celticpunkandcoffee-deactivated]

This is the evermelon.

If you cut this watermelon a certain way you will find that it has seemingly regenerated. You can do this an infinite number of times and will have a neverending supply of melon.

[deltadragoon-deactivated2018111]

[neenernina]

OH GOD I haven’t seen this post in YEARS and THAT is the fucking additon to it!?

[powerburial]

"guys" is beyond gender. beyond humanity. if i see three birds together, im like "what are those guys up to". a group of 3-4 objects is guys. 2 apples and a banana in a fruit basket. thats guys.

[becherdireinen]

Any idiot can have sex. But can you make a woman feel safe? Comfortable? Appreciated? Adored? Can you support her at her worst? No? Then stay the fuck away from her.

[retrogamingblog2]

[veliseraptor]

being an adult is a weird combination of wanting to sleep all the time but also reacting to it being your bedtime a little like a toddler who doesn’t want to take a nap

[acreaturecalledgreed]

theres like a guarantee that if someone’s url ends in “course” or “discourse” theyre an asshole

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: (

[acreaturecalledgreed]

oh my god, oh my god im so sorry im so sorry please

please have these

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

: )

[my-gender-is]

My gender isn’t a dragon and that makes me so mad

[4444555666777888999]

I wish meeting up with friends was something you do 5 times a day where you just meet somewhere for a hug , leave repeat x5

[abnormall]

my entire day consists of keeping myself busy so i dont have to feel anything. 

[insta-gramcracker-deactivated20]

my girlfriend just woke up from a nap and the first thing she said was “i forgot i still have chicken nuggets” and ate cold nuggets and went back to sleep and i don’t think i’ve ever loved someone this much