P R O F I T

" Here at Ohnaka Transport Solutions, we have the best and MOST LEGITIMATE means of shipping anything to anywhere in the galaxy, AND we have the best engineers, too! If my boy Malta cannot fix it, it cannot BE fixed! " Hondo Ohnaka RP Account

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NOTE: If you get a follow from @futureascendancy , that is me and it is going to be (Chiss Ascendancy) Senior Captain Mitth'raw'nuruodo / (Empire) Grand Admiral Thrawn.

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MALTA MALIKON of STAR WARS GALAXY’S EDGE

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❛ INDIE / HEADCANON BASED + INSPIRED BY AUDIO AS HEARD IN THE MILLENNIUM FALCON: SMUGGLERS RUN QUEUE AT DISNEY PARKS' STAR WARS: GALAXY'S EDGE ❜ as written by Kendall

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❝ Oh, the stories I could TELL. 

                      –– So many of them TRUE. ❞

HONDO OHNAKA of STAR WARS

Private. Independent. Selective. Written by Walden.

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I posted 67 times in 2021

24 posts created (36%)

43 posts reblogged (64%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 1.8 posts.

I added 116 tags in 2021

#memes - 20 posts

#|| out of credits || { ooc } - 20 posts

#spirekept - 17 posts

#|| the makings of greatness || { malta // spirekept } - 13 posts

#|| he values virtue and vice; both are profitable in their turn || { about hondo } - 11 posts

#starters - 11 posts

#|| a legitimate business man ( until it is no longer profitable ) ! || { v; black spire } - 9 posts

#|| and really bad eggs || { crack / parody / ic dash commentary } - 6 posts

#// 😂😂😂 - 5 posts

#|| there are times when even profit must come second || { v; black spire au } - 4 posts

Longest Tag: 103 characters

#// so to start: when you consider 'perfect hero' you have to consider it from 'a certain point of view'

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

a starter for which @spirekept did not verbally ask but clearly wanted all the same.

Hondo sees it happen almost in slow motion. The explosion had been sudden, quick, and as ever he had turned even in the midst of chaos to search for his son. It take a moment, but he does at last find him… only… something seems wrong. The boy has never looked that pale before or—

He sees the moment he collapses and he hears a desperate shout of the boy’s name, never even registering in his panic that he was the one who had produced such an agonized, terrified sound.

Several of his men hear the cry and see the expression of their captain, see him as he starts cutting and slicing his way through the fray with a ferocity and brutality that they had seldom seen from him.

The Kid… the Kid must be down somewhere, injured. They won’t entertain the idea of worse.

They start to rally toward Hondo helping him to clear whatever lies in his path…

Hondo barely notices them, the bodies falling around him, cut down by the lethal and unerring precision of his vibrosword. There are no pretenses now. No incompetent but lucky bumbling and fumbling. No good-natured jests or inebriated laughter.

There is only Hondo and his son and the path he makes to reach him.

When he does reach him, he kneels on the ground beside him, sword sheathed, forgotten.

“Aq-radhir!” he exclaims, already half gathering the boy into his arm.

There’s blood, blood like a crimson bloom growing against the fabric of his shirt.

Far too much blood.

And shrapnel.

One hand comes up to cup his cheek even as he speaks again, voice loud that he might be heard over the clamor around them, the crew holding the line.

“Can you hear me, Malta?”

4 notes • Posted 2021-01-23 14:07:32 GMT

#4

Temporary url change because Hondo refuses to be Outdone.

Also I think he just wanted to. 😌

@hondosboy

4 notes • Posted 2021-04-01 18:27:04 GMT

#3

I don’t think I ever posted this because I never cleaned it up, but I need everyone to know that there is a verse where Hondo actually DOES adopt @hondosboy. It’s Malta’s pirate verse, and things like THIS happened. It’s honestly probably a wonder Malta survived to tell the tale.

See the full post

4 notes • Posted 2021-04-01 19:09:29 GMT

#2

Hondo: Alexa, if you would be so kind as to play Salt-N-Pepa’s Whatta Man.

I require music.

inspired by this post

7 notes • Posted 2021-01-26 05:41:33 GMT

#1

It is a very rough sketch but everyone can blame @spirekept for this monstrocity, this fashion crime.

And I quote, “god imagine hondo in dad jeans” which quickly escalated from there.

8 notes • Posted 2021-01-22 05:29:00 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

@spirekept, do you also notice a pattern here?

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it’s the energy malta puts into hiding the batshit crazy stuff that happens at ots from hondo, thinking he (& garr) got away with it, when in reality hondo knew well over 2 hours ago,

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the starter for which @spirekept​ did not ask

It certainly isn’t a secret to anyone in the Outpost, except perhaps the young lead engineer. 

How many times had they listened to the old Weequay regale them with tales in the cantina, some of his pirating days and some of a proud father boasting about his boy. Of course, they all knew it wasn’t by blood, but for whatever reason, Hondo Ohnaka had decided that Malta Malikon was his boy, whether he liked it or not. Despite his odd way of expressing such sentiments––more often than not, he probably drove Malta crazy with his haphazard method of managing Ohnaka Transport Solutions and then simply the general experience that is Hondo Ohnaka––there was certainly something fatherly in the way he treated Malta. Anyone in Black Spire could tell you that.

So, it certainly isn’t a surprise to anyone––except perhaps the same one who is oblivious to his own standing––to find that the Weequay had done what any halfway decent father would for their child amidst the chaos of a First Order raid on OTS looking for contraband. 

There had already been an alarm triggered by Ohnaka himself, and a mass evacuation of the other employees begun though perhaps too late to help them all.

The First Order had been closing in, their shouts and clamoring heard even as Hondo had rushed into the room grabbed the young man by his arm and started hauling him toward a corner of the bay, putting his shoulder to some crates to push them aside, revealing a keypad. A code keyed in, a panel of the wall moves, revealing a door into a tunnel.

The troopers were close, too close, and there was no time.

“Malta! Go! RUN! I will hold them off!” Hondo had shouted as he pushed him through the doorway, the panel immediately sealing between them.

What is perhaps a surprise to everyone in the immediate aftermath of the raid… is that when the dust settles and the smoke clears, when they drag a limp and silent Hondo Ohnaka outside into the courtyard to sounds of shock and dismay, tossing him down into the dirt and proclaiming that this should be a lesson to them all about defying Order… when the old pirate doesn’t laugh or gloat, doesn’t move… when they aren’t sure if he is even still alive… it is almost unanimously decided that the First Order has made a terrible, terrible mistake.

Hondo had been the one to return business, trade, and travel to Black Spire. Hondo had helped to revitalize the Outpost. Hondo had provided jobs to engineers and pilots alike who otherwise might have had to leave their homes. Hondo had helped to put Batuu back on the map and given them all a way to provide for their families, to live and thrive, even on the Outer Rim, even forgotten as they had been after the hyperspace lanes were established. 

In some strange and convoluted way, the pirate turned completely legitimate businessman had become a pillar of their community, a fixture that everyone simply felt belonged here, that everyone had thought would remain here, maybe for as long as Black Spire stood.

And now Hondo lies facedown in the courtyard, motionless, and the First Order troopers simply walk away, back to their encampment, oblivious to the murmuring and unrest that begin as soon as they are far enough away and uncaring as the local healer rushes to him…

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YOUR CHARACTER ARC

tragic hero arc

we all know how this story goes. when it began, you were almost the perfect hero, but almost is never enough. you lacked introspection, or you were too stubborn or vengeful or reckless - as reckless as the world that helped to ruin you. you were not perfect, and that's okay. we knew the story ended in blood and we watched it anyway. we knew you would die in the end and we still couldn't help but love you, just a little bit. at the very least, you are more human than a hero could ever be.

tagged. no one! tagging. whoever else might want to do this!

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// This has nothing at all to do with this blog so it’s below the cut but…

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The funniest side effect of Star Wars’ habit of reusing characters, is you get these characters that everybody knows, or at least everyone knows someone that knows that person; Din is a good example of this, having met two other Big Star Wars protagonists in his journeys.

However imo the best example of this is Hondo. Because Hondo Ohnaka’s a fun character right? But not as an Easter egg, no, he’s fun when you introduce him to your cast, and watch the Chaos ensue! But what the end result of this is that Practically Every Major Character Is (At Most) Two People Away From knowing Hondo Ohnaka.

Don’t believe me? Here’s some fun examples:

The clones? Any of them that ever met the Clone Wars Trio or Plo Koon are one person away.

The Sith? Like half of them directly fought him (and lost), and the rest know somebody that have.

The Rebels? The Resistance? Chewie knows that guy, and everybody knows Chewie- and everyone that doesn’t know Chewie probably knows Hera Syndulla or another member of the Ghost Crew.

Dude was a pirate king for a little bit, with means your average criminal has probably heard the name, and any scoundrel that’s had the misfortune of dealing with Maul or Boba Fett personally is also one person away.

I’m pretty sure literally everyone in Rebels has either met the guy personally or knows him though the Ghost Crew or Kallus.

Its only when you get farther into the fucking First Order where the chain of familiarity starts going to two people.

Tl;dr:

Hondo Knows Everyone A.K.A:

Nobody can network like Space Jack Sparrow

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TUMBLR TEXT POSTS   :   SENTENCE  STARTERS.

feel  free  to  change  any  gendered  language  &  alter  anything  as  needed,

❝ i am awake but at what cost? ❞

❝ am i cute? no. but do i have a nice personality? also no. ❞

❝ do people miss me? i can’t imagine myself as a person others think about. ❞

❝ i’m so tired but i’ll probably be awake until 3am for no reason. ❞

❝ do you ever just go “wow, i have a lot of repressed anger”? ❞

❝ i made fun of spirits living in my house and they revenged. ❞

❝ my kink is when people admit i was right. ❞

❝ nothing is real and then all of a sudden, everything is very real with no warning. ❞

❝ too many songs about love. not enough songs about sword fights. ❞

❝ i am not the same person i was 18 minutes ago. ❞

❝ nobody likes me. ❞

❝ stop making me laugh, i’m gonna fall in love. ❞

❝ british people be like: i’m bri-ish. ❞

❝ i miss the old you, the you who cared about me. ❞

❝ someone hold my hand and do that little thumb rubby thingy. ❞

❝ anyways, good night. i’m gonna go indulge in my unrealistic romantic fantasies until i fall asleep. ❞

❝ how do i stop growing up? this isn’t fun anymore. ❞

❝ i have nothing to say but will i shut up? no. ❞

❝ i, personally, would love to calm down, and yet- ❞

❝ you know you can die from that? ❞

❝ i hate arguing. i just wanna talk it out.. ❞

❝ i’ll get over it. i just gotta be dramatic first. ❞

❝ i am painfully aware that i am no one’s favourite person. ❞ 

❝ i’m not ignoring you, i just don’t know what to say to you. ❞

❝ if you’re not amazed by the stars on a clear night then we won’t work. ❞

❝ in the mood to delete everything, go missing for a month, get my life together and come back. ❞

❝ love is a fucking scam. ❞

❝ i’m not looking for a relationship, i’m looking for a bottle of vodka. ❞

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send me a line of dialogue your muse would say to mine

as long or short as you want! create an original sentence prompt specifically for our muses’ dynamic

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⚔ the princess bride sentence starters ⚔

“  you  mock  my  pain!  ”  “  life  is  pain.  ” “  he’s  only  mostly  dead.  ” “  i’m on  the  brute  squad.  ” “  you  are  the  brute  squad.  ” “  prepare  to  die.  ” “  we’ll  never  survive.  ” “  nonsense.  you’re  only  saying  that  because  no  one  ever  has.  ” “  who  are  you?  ” “  get  used  to  disappointment.  ” “  you  keep  using  that  word.  i  do  not  think  it  means  what  you  think  it  means.  ” “  i’ll  use  small  words  so  that  you’ll  be  sure  to  understand,  you  warthog  faced  buffoon.  ” “  that  may  be  the  first  time  in  my  life  a  man  dared  insult  me.  ” “  drop.  your.  sword.  ” “  shut  up!!  ”   “  you’ve  made  your  decision  then?  ” “  i  bet  my  life  on  it!  ” “  truly,  you  have  dizzying  intellect.  ” “  you’re  just  stalling  now.  ” “  you  guessed  wrong.  ” “  enough  of  that.  ”  “  surrender.  ” “  you  mean  you  wish  to  surrender  to  me?  very  well,  i  accept.  ” “  i  hate  waiting.  ” “  morons.  ” “  you  are  wonderful.  ” “  you  seem  a  decent  fellow,  i  hate  to  kill   you.  ” “  why  are  you  smiling?  ” “  because  i  know  something  you  don’t  know.  ” “  goodnight.  good  work.  i’ll  most  likely  kill  you  in  the  morning.  ” “  oh,  there’s  something  i  ought  to  tell  you.  ” “  think  it’ll  work?  ” “  it  would  take  miracle.  ” “  hear  this  now —  i  will  always  come  for  you.  ” “  this  is  true  love,  you  think  this  happens  every  day?  ” “  death  cannot  stop  true  love.  ” “  i  died  that  day.  ” “  we  may  as  well  die  here.  ” “  he’s  dead.  he  can’t  talk.  ”   “  as  you  wish.  ”   “  why  didn’t  you  wait  for  me?  ”   “  you  can  die  slowly,  cut  into  a  thousand  pieces.  ” “  you  killed  my  love.  ” “  it’s  possible. i  kill  a  lot  of  people.  ”   “  yes,  you’re  very  smart.  shut  up.  ”   “  you’ve  been  mostly-dead  all  day.  ”  “  inconceivable!!  ”  “  let  me  explain.  ”   “  your vote of confidence is overwhelming.  ” “  what  hideous  sin  have  you  committed  lately?  ” “  will  you  ever  forgive  me?  ” “  there’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. it would be a pity to damage yours.  ”  

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protective prompts

feel free to adjust as needed!

PROTECTING: “  are you sure you’re okay?  ” “  i’m not letting you go alone.  ” “  let me help.  ” “  say the word and i’ll be there.  ” “  i know you can handle it yourself, but it doesn’t mean you should have to do this on your own.  ” “  i’ll stay the night.  ” “  get some rest.  ” “  ssh, go back to sleep.  ” “  i’m worried about you.  ” “  i’m not going anywhere. not as long as you’re in danger.  ” “  i won’t let anyone hurt you.  ” “  i won’t let that happen.  ” “  look at me. you’re gonna be okay.  ” “  what can i do?  ” “  i’ll be right here with you the whole time.  ” “  who did this to you?  ” “  i can tell you’re upset, talk to me.  ” “  i’m not letting them get away with this.  ” “  i’ll get you out of this. trust me.  ” “  i know you don’t need my help. but i’m offering it anyway.  ” “  you’re shaking like a leaf— what’s wrong?  ” “  what happened?  ” “  i’m gonna fucking kill them.  ” “  i won’t let anyone hurt you again. not ever.  ”   “  if anything happened to you…  ” “  i need you in my life. so please, let me do what i need to to make it safe.  ”   “  i can’t lose you.  ”   PROTECTED: “  have you been waiting up this whole time?  ” “  how long have you been here?  ” “  i’ll be okay. i promise.  ” “  will you stay with me?  ” “  please don’t go.  ” “  i feel safer when you’re here.  ” “  thank you for making me feel safe.  ” “  i trust you.  ” “  why are you helping me?  ” “  is it over now?  ” “  you don’t have to do this, ya’ know.  ” “  i can take care of myself.  ” “  you don’t have to worry so much.  ” “  i don’t want you to get hurt either.  ” “  i can’t bear the thought of you putting yourself in danger for me.  ”   “  you’re bleeding!  ” “  thank you, but i’ll be alright.  ”    “  please don’t get hurt. not because of me.  ” ACTIONS: 1. for one muse to wake up after sustaining an injury and find the other at the side of their bed 2. for one muse to hold the other after a nightmare 3. for one muse to step between the other and someone who intends to do them harm 4. for one muse to push the other out of harm’s way 5. for one muse to get hurt protecting the other 6. for one muse to fall asleep next to the other muse who is keeping watch 7. for one muse to rescue the other 8. for one muse to get caught hiding an injury sustained while protecting them 9. for one muse to react to the other hiding an injury 10. for one muse to take care of the other while they’re sick/injured 11. for one muse to kiss the other’s scar 12. for one muse to treat an injury the other sustained while protecting them 13. for one muse to kill to protect the other 14. for one muse to get killed while protecting the other 15. for one muse to fall asleep in the hospital bed with the other 

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Warning Sentence Starters

Change pronouns as necessary!

“I don’t trust them one bit.” “You’re just going to get hurt.” “They never had your best interest at heart.” “You can’t see me anymore.” “I’m not good for you.” “They’re the worst decision you’ve ever made.” “I know what they have planned, and it’s only going to hurt you.” “They’re going to betray you.” “You have to run. They’re looking for you.” “They’ll always find you, no matter how far you go.” “Why do you stay with them? All they do is hurt you over and over again.” “If you keep this up, you’re going to regret it forever.” “Just because you don’t see the problem doesn’t mean something isn’t wrong.” “Do you have any idea how many secrets they’re keeping from you?” “You’re in so much danger.” “I’m telling you this because I care about you: run.” “We’re leaving. Tonight. Only pack what you absolutely need.” “I told you. I told you they would hurt you.” “I have a bad feeling about them that I just can’t explain.” “It’s not safe, being with me.” “I don’t want to hurt you, but I don’t think I can stop myself.” “There’s something I’ve been too afraid to tell you.” “Listen, they’ve been talking; talking about you. I don’t think you’re safe.” “I’ll explain everything, but we have to find someplace safe first.” “We can’t talk here. Someone is listening.” “I’m afraid of what could happen if you stay with them.” “Don’t you remember what they did? Do you really think they’ve changed at all?” “While you’re still with me, you’ll never be completely safe.” “They’re not your friends. They only want to hurt you.” “I’ve seen what they plan to do to you. It’s - it’s not good.” “I trusted them once too. Don’t make the same mistake I did.” “This isn’t a game. You could really get hurt!” “If you care about your life in any way, you’ll listen to what I have to tell you.” “Nothing is what it seems.”

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a BSO native: Oh, you know. Malta. Hondo’s boy.

a stranger to BSO: He works for him? Or that’s his kid?

another BSO native: Yes.

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Hondo: *helps to transport spice, deathsticks, and other illegal trade* What wonderful PROFITS!

Also Hondo, sees Malta smoking: *dad voice* ABSOLUTELY NOT.

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I don’t think I ever posted this because I never cleaned it up, but I need everyone to know that there is a verse where Hondo actually DOES adopt @hondosboy. It’s Malta’s pirate verse, and things like THIS happened. It’s honestly probably a wonder Malta survived to tell the tale.

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