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my ao3

[bi-villain]

[so-doggone-funny]

this is one of the greatest jokes this show has ever landed

[departmentofinteriors]

19th Century, St Petersburg, studio of Arkhip Kuinji

[lezbianz]

“coming of age” books and movies are so stupid like being a teenager isn’t about having sex and going to parties it’s about staring out your car window after hanging out with your old best friends who you haven’t seen in months and realizing that you aren’t actually friends anymore and that your childhood has been well and truly dead since you were thirteen

[elizabitchdarcy]

“You say ‘amateur’ as if it was a dirty word. ‘Amateur’ comes from the Latin word ‘amare’, which means to love. To do things for the love of it.”

— Mozart in the Jungle

[flowerinaflame]

[lottswrites]

please consider: good omens, but with julie andrews as aziraphale and christine baranski as crowley. thank u and ur welcome.

[eearth-deactivated20180601]

The real glo up is when you stop waiting to turn into some perfect hypothetical version of yourself and consciously enjoy being who you are in the present moment.

[tenderstems]

i’ve watched this 20 times

[emzorzin4d]

This is the best impression of a British voice done by an American. I know that tone, that presenter voice over intonation.

[brinnanza]

fic where aziraphale is fully aware that he is deeply and irrevocably in love with crowley and not in the all-encompassing angel way, but since crowley is a demon, he’s clearly not capable of reciprocating. aziraphale resigns himself to being content with what he’s got despite not at all being in the business of denying himself what he wants.

he accidentally confesses this to crowley while they’re both absolutely swozzled and crowley sobers up so fast it breaks the sound barrier, rounding on aziraphale like “are you fucking kidding me with this shit you can literally sense love you absolute moron I’m a goddamn imax technicolor surround sound of being in love with you”

and aziraphale is just like “………but that’s just the background love static. earth has always felt this way around you.”

“yeah,” says crowley, as if he is very patiently explaining that water is, in fact, wet. “yeah it has.”

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

[novitiate2017-deactivated202002]

[officialmitski]

[doomedvoyages]

[salemwitchtrials-deactivated202]

‘Plainwater: Essays and Poetry,’ Anne Carson

[stimman4000]

bro you better shut the fuck up before i look at you one day and feel warm and realize i’ve fallen in love with you bro. im serious quit it dude

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[theleafscoffeeclub-deactivated2]

[summersomeone]

[mfjrr]

[faeriefulmoon]

[fersinaratia-deactivated2015100]

[ninasimone19-deactivated2017110]

The House on Mango Street — Sandra Cisneros.