Nothing Like The Rain

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[babbling-bluejay]

When a song you forgot you had in your playlist comes up on shuffle and you’re just filled with this huge sense of contentment like “ah yes, this is what I didn’t know I needed.”

[untoldzephyr]

I’m rewatching all the Paranormal Activity movies and I just can’t over the fact that they call the demon Toby in this one. I can’t imagine a demon named Toby but here we are. 

[bob-belcher]

[rotfae]

A cunning vampire door-to-door salesperson who stands in people’s doorways and talks until they can find a convenient moment to drop their pen and the person picks it up and the vampire says oh “Thank you” and the person says “you’re welcome” and the vampire smiles a big fangy grin and steps inside And that’s this vampire’s modus operandi for decades And then the language starts to change and suddenly millenials have homes and the vampire thanks them and they say “oh, no problem” and the vampire is like ???????????????? this was not the plan

[kermiehere]

Millineals Are Killing the Vampire Industry

[mexicanheaux]

Sometimes u just gotta make yourself a quesadilla and move the fuck on

[youngveins]

it’s 2017 i don’t understand why i am still emo

[excuseme-sh-tgd]

this is like, a million years late, BUT hello everyone, i’m calum hood, bassist in a lame band called 5 seconds of summer. i have the cutest pup in the world, he is the actual loml, really. my favourite things are dogs, food, and alcohol, and also attention, i mean what? anyway, i tend to be a little quiet at times, but i’m always welcome to make new friends and chat! so message me whenever and i’m sure to answer

gh: wokethe.fvckup

[jones-jessica]

#big mood

[rednines]

Why do people write the acronym for dungeons and dragons as “DND” when it’s much more accurate and fun if you write it as “DAD”

[biff-donderglutes]

DAD: Dungeons and dads

[pileofknives]

“My character’s name is Jim Johnson, he’s a level 15 general manager and has 20 points in Build (deck/porch)”

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for october?

[kelbremdusk]

[samaraweaving]

[thenatsdorf]

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Making biscuits with Gordon Ramsay.

[mellifluousbenthictones]

[untoldzephyr]

Pre-sickness overtaking my entire being hiking time. 

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via young_dweezy)

[koloss-part-2]

somebody: If you had a superpower, what would it be?

most people: *some comic book shit*

me:

[mystrothedefender]

“What’s your superpower?” “Bethesda glitch.”

[untoldzephyr]

I’m sick and Petunia isn’t a great nurse. She’s trying though bless her.

[warmhappycat]

JKR said that Hagrid still works at Hogwarts in 2017, which means he’s still been alive these past few decades, and I just really hope someone took him to see How to Train Your Dragon.

[bisexuals-agenda]

that someone’s name is charlie weasley and they both cried