Bookish

I think I'm funny sometimes sorry

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friend: hey i thought you said you were gonna take it easy tonight?

my plastered ass @ 2am, one shot away from climbing up on a table:

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idk if the lumineers are just constantly calling out women that they know or if they use a random name generator to name their new songs but man, i sure would like to

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whenever it gets to the 25th of a month i automatically spend the rest of that month in a constant state of “sh*t it’s the 1st tomorrow.”

[sixpenceee]

I love everything about this.

[shrieksofexcitement]

That… is so amazingly self-aware.

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Anastasia on Broadway: *announces closing date*

Me:

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me watching bandersnatch like:

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If there’s someone out there controlling what I do like with Stefan in Bandersnatch could you do me a favour and hit the button that gets me to

Do My Fucking Homework

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Your top 12 songs of 2018: GO!

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me: *distances myself from my friends when I’m going through a bad spell so they won’t be pissed off at me for being sad and depress-y*

my friends: *get pissed off at me for being distant*

me:

[mxweatherboy]

The current state of the Irish economy can be accurately measured by the quality of what the audience gets in the toy show

[babbling-bluejay]

my last two brain cells trying to keep my grades up this year

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me @ me: I have to acknowledge the fact that it’s not fair for me to be upset over people not asking me to hang out when I never ask people to hang out. Just because I’m too insecure to request that someone endure spending time with me and I crave the assurance that comes with someone going out of their way to let me know that they enjoy my company by asking me to hang out with them, doesn’t mean that I’m the only one who experiences this and I need to be proactive: from now on, if I get the sudden inclination to meet up with someone, I will simply let them know instead of waiting for them to ask me

me: “hey wanna hang out?”

my friend: *responds with anything short of full-throttle enthusiam*

me:

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Macbeth: Who cares if we’re under siege, I’m good! I mean, birnam wood’s super far away it’s not like it’s gonna grow all the way to dunsinane over night

Messenger: omg sir you gotta see this, a bunch of losers are charging the castle dressed as trees- sir?

Macbeth:

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@ freshmen complaining about school already

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it’s that time of year again

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me: *throws a shirt in the wash after wearing for maybe half a day*

also me: *hasn’t washed the pair of jeans I wear daily in maybe 4719301 years*

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I want a significant other so that when I read cute things in books that characters from my favourite ships say, I can say it back to my person and they wouldn’t get it but it’d be fine cause I’D know what it meant and yeah