I'm here and I'm queer

Genderfluid and panromantic/asexual. This blog isnt really specific to anything. Im in a crap ton of fandoms. Pronouns: they/them/she/her. Take your pick, I'll correct you if I'm feeling particular towards one.

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My mother really out here thinking I can’t be upset about her treating me like crap because she bought me something

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Me: Hey can I get a job?

My Mom: No

Me: Hey will you buy me this thing?

My Mom: No, pay for it with your own money.

Me:...

Me:...

Me: So.. I can get a job??

My Mom: No

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I am sitting in an armchair, sipping wine that has been aged in a bourbon barrel out of a small glass. I am wearing a cat onesie.

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So I’m in my band directors office looking for the piccolo. What I don’t find: the piccolo What I do find: a bikini, and a giant drawer so full of sunscreen you can barely open it.

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So I’m in my band directors office looking for the piccolo. What I don’t find: the piccolo What I do find: a bikini, and a giant drawer so full of sunscreen you can barely open it.

[wootwona]

reblog if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!

[finickyquint]

Your YA novel title is:

A (object closest to you on the left) of (last thing you spent money on) and (your current emotion)

Add your results in the tags!

[probablyweirdrpgideas]

a coat of computers and hunger

[verystupidrpgideas]

A Trashcan of Lunch and Regret

[catsconflictscopicsandchamomile]

A Box Of Gifts And Stress

yeah pretty much

[onesadsapphic]

A Foundation of Shoes and Contentedness 

[nixy-wilson-night-angel]

A shoe of gifts and boredom.

[peliaosfiendline]

the Wireless Speaker of Saint Quartz and Itchiness Induced Irritation.

[vikinglumberjack-moved-deactiva]

A Human heart of children’s underwear and work induced sadness.

[peliaosfiendline]

“A human heart of children’s underwear” dude… not a single part of that avoids sounding sketchy as hell!

[friendly-neighborhood-patriarch]

A Caesar Salad of White Wine and Hunger

[the-davest-of-uncles]

A Napkin of Root Beet and Fatigue

[fallnangelcreations]

A Pillow of Beer and Exhaustion

🤣🤣🤣

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A water bottle of a lego frog and nothing

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I need my mom to go to bed so I can get out of bed and roam the house but she w o n t g o t o b e d

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I am, and have always been, a straight-A student. And yet for some reason sophomore year has me fucked. I have failed something around four tests. I have never had this happen, and I don’t know what to do. And all my dumbass brain can think about is that Fall Out Boy song that starts with Sophomore Slump. 

[easternmediterranean]

children of color deserve better

[blankkphase]

Everyone of any color

[easternmediterranean]

as i was saying, children of color deserve better

[moonsoulk]

ALL children deserve better. Poc aren’t special

[the-lovebug-files]

ANYWAY children of color deserve better

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Children of color deserve better

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Sometimes when I can’t sleep at night I get really tempted to drink soy sauce so I have an excuse to take Benadryl

[solange-lol]

someone tell me WHY i expect myself to be able to do college-level art when im a sophmore whose only been drawing for a year and a half

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This is me tho

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My friends: tell me everything I do that they hate

My friends: criticize the things that I like and enjoy

My friends: criticize me for being the person that I am

My friends: blame the people that help me for making me worse

My friends: trigger my anxiety and depression, then blame literally everything else

My friends: make me feel bad for having emotions, basically

Me: I hate myself

My friends: omg I hate it when you do this!!!! YOU'RE SOOO AMAZING AND I WILL FIGHT YOU

Me: ... what

[shitmygaywifesays]

I want to tell y’all a story about supporting and loving your partner, starring my amazing wife.

I’ve mentioned before that I had an eating disorder for many years, and though I consider myself “recovered” there are aspects of my disorder that I still struggle with today — being quite a bit heavier than my wife is one of them.

When my wife and I moved in together back when we were still girlfriends, I was at my skinniest. She used to pick me up all the time and lift me off the ground, and I’d laugh and kick out my legs ‘cause I was just delighted to have her holding me.

But I started gaining weight as I went through recovery, and where once we were pretty close in size, I began to get bigger. And bigger. And bigger. And she remained her naturally petite self. I began to almost dread when she’d try to pick me up, sure that this time she wouldn’t be able to get me off the ground.

But every time, even if I protested, she’d lift me up and say something like: “See, you’re not so big that I can’t lift you!”

And one time I just blurted out: “But someday I’m going to be so fat you won’t be able to.”

She looked me dead in the eye and said: “No you won’t. Because if that ever happens, I’ll start working out.”

It was the best possible thing she could have said to me, because she wasn’t saying I wasn’t going to get fat — neither of us knew that for sure. She was just saying that I was never going to be “too fat” for her.

And every time I worry about getting bigger, I remember that I’ll never be so big that she can’t lift me, because baby knows how much I love being held, and she’ll change her own habits to ensure that I never feel “too big” or “too heavy” because in her eyes I’ll never be “too” anything.

Anyway, there’s a moral to this story: Find yourself a partner who will never consider you an excess. You should never be “too much” to someone who loves you — too big, too loud, too passionate, too awkward, whatever your “too” happens to be. And even as you change and grow (in my case, literally), the right person will be there through the changes, to tell you that you’re always just right for them.

[shitmygaywifesays]

My strongwoman, the wind beneath my wings, the arms under my ass.   😍😍 😍

[niyarest]

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Hamilton characters as things from the Hannahs stupid moments list

Alexander: I don't care what your ears thought I heard

George Washington: I wanna be a pirate. Fly my boat

Mulligan: I can feel myself rising.... get it.... high.....

Lafayette: Je mange un sapin

Laurens: Gotta watch out for your friends. Make sure they don't eat toothpaste.

Burr: You know what I was doing when I was 11? Going to preschool. *a few seconds later* wait no

Angelica: Most of them gotta be mid-smart

Eliza: I don't know what it smells like but it makes my nose happy

Peggy: *sticks fake mustache onto crocs* there. Now my crocs are Gucci

Jefferson: Ew. It smells warm

Madison: I do too many stuff

Phillip: *trying to pronounce scythe* sneth? Snoth??

Charles Lee: You should have been stupid and believed me

King George: Was he an empire?

Maria Reynolds: 18 to the power of thicc

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Alright bitches listen up

So I’m just in the shower. Doing my thing. Shaving my legs. Pretty normal. Nothing I haven’t been doing for literal years.  When suddenly

I feel a pain

Like the normal one when you cut yourself while shaving. No big deal happens all the time. I look at the spot where the so-called cut should be. I don’t really see anything. But somehow there's still some shaving cream there, so I try to wipe it off. It doesn’t work. I try again. It still stays put.

That's when I realized that that was not shaving cream it was LITERALLY the paperwhite SECOND layer of my SKIN

Yes, that's right I literally shaved the top fuckin layer of my skin off of my knee.

That’s when it started bleeding

You guys know how much a tiny little cut bleeds.

Imagine how much it bleeds when you literally SHAVED YOUR SKIN OFF OF YOUR BODY

My entire leg is covered in blood. REd. Everywhere. I am D R O W N I N G in it. At this point, I’m accepting the fact that I’m probably going to bleed out and die. I’m scared to shave my other leg and ready to summon Satan with the torrents of blood coming from where my epidermis used to be. 

So yeah there's the story about how I just fuckin shaved my skin off of my leg

And the worse part is it's on my knee, you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on your knee?

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Don’t test me, I’m gay and stressed