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"I became the calm little center of the world.

I was the Zen master. I wrote little haiku poems. I e-mailed them to everyone."

"there wasn't a week went by but that on at least one day I couldn't eat anything for breakfast but a couple of aspirins and a prairie oyster". - Ian Fleming, Thunderball

telethrutime

Stop looking at me like that, it isn’t my fault

memewhore

okiitos

@wafflehousecoffee absolute golden tags

grox

"I think you're confusing suicide with self-destruction. Almost none of us commit suicide, and almost all of us self-destruct. In some way, in some part of our lives. We drink, or we smoke, we destabilize the good job... and a happy marriage. But these aren't decisions, they're... they're impulses... Isn't the self-destruction coded into us? Programmed into each cell?"

#mitosis #self-destruction #annihilation #film #quotes

Sometimes when I am at my lowest or reminded of trauma I would hate to relive, I reach into my heart and pocket and bask in the presence of my tiny Zatarain's Jambalaya box.

Then I remember that everything is fucking ridiculous. My worries, suffering, luck.

The universe is just chaos and chance. Be kind.

Eumorpha fasciatus.

The Banded Sphinx Moth has always been good company to me.

“Among our structurally closest analogues- the primates- the male does not feed the female. Heavy with young, making her way laboriously along, she fends for herself. He may fight to protect her or to possess her, but he does not nurture her.” -Margaret Mead, Male and Female

#men and women #margaret mead #quotes #tacos #the game #epiphany

heartwarminganimals

Source on twitter

tillytoppazh

How to get a small cylinder out of

When the past makes you feel weak, you must simply become stronger. That has always been the way of things.

wrestling is real

“BAW GAWD! BAW GAWD!”

My friend and I having a great time in Rocket League. We actually came back and won this. I slacked off but this is CERTIANLY better than Space Jam 2.