What A Loser

Egret Bradbury- 16

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

Your FPS Is Ass

You don't need to know anything about me- fuckin' creep.

Profile:

Song Association: Monet Issues- Chase Petra

Name: Egret Bradbury

Age: 16

Occupation: College student

Ability: N/A

Pronouns: He/him

Likes: Coding, sweets, energy drinks, games, art/drawing, instrumentals, folk music, light colors, fighting

Dislikes: chaos, idiots, religion, assholes

Appearance: curly dirty blonde hair, soft light clothes, usually cardigans and overalls, mid-length shaggy hair, strange red eyes, black painted nails, a pissed off expression, various bruises or bandages from fights, often seen with a computer bag, so tired he baisically has bruises under his eyes chronically

Hobbies: coding, drawing, hacking, fighting "dickwads" and getting beat up

headcanons!!

family dynamic post

AAAA he's finally here shiiit

tw: memory loss, excessive cursing, fighting, injuries, suicidal thoughts and ideations, isolation, homophobia/transphobia, abusive household

taaags: @respiratory-kristem @doakarma @oscarsgallery @fukuzawa-armeddaddyagency @ezra-dark-shadow @ilovefukuchi @justsigma-bsd @onlyifheisthere

[galactic-graphix]

tech graphics ⌨

[thecutestgrotto]

Hiya!! wanted to req green and black coding/computer dividers, if u could?? TY!!!

Of course 💗

Green and Black Coding

[livixdunne-blog]

70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

[starsweremeantforfalling]

i've never officiated a divorced before. i'm a little nervous

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

damn, could you do my parents next tho

[starsweremeantforfalling]

sure! they only take 5 minutes, right?

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

sure! im sure it can't take too long- i know how to do their signatures pretty well too

[starsweremeantforfalling]

just sign here :)

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

my dream at long last

he signs, laughing to himself

[starsweremeantforfalling]

i've never officiated a divorced before. i'm a little nervous

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

damn, could you do my parents next tho

[starsweremeantforfalling]

sure! they only take 5 minutes, right?

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

sure! im sure it can't take too long- i know how to do their signatures pretty well too

[starsweremeantforfalling]

i've never officiated a divorced before. i'm a little nervous

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

damn, could you do my parents next tho

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

*Mouse Kaboom!! Just gettin something from the store, and she picks up a suspicious amount of Monster Energies. Like. The whole shelf*

~ @im-an-outcast--outcast

He's getting his own energy drink and very curiously looking over

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Is this enough energy drinks-?"

*Ice checks the basket*

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"pfft- i think thats enough for the rest of your life"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"Oh- this isn't for me! It's for my roommate. I don't like Monster Energy-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I think coffee's better, but monsters are easy"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"I don't consume a lot of caffine."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Huh, I cant imagine being able to survive like that"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Healthily-?"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Overrated-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Whatever you say kid-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Don't call me kid-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"You look like a kid."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Rude, no I don't-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"You are smoll, you are child."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I'm taller than you are????"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"Nuh uh, smoll."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"what?? are you talking about????"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"You're shorter than sneaky so you're a child. Case closed."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I dunno who that is so it has no bearing on me"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

*Mouse Kaboom checks her phone and blinks*

"Okay well I'm late gotta go-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"huh-?! okay i guess-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

*Mouse Kaboom!! Just gettin something from the store, and she picks up a suspicious amount of Monster Energies. Like. The whole shelf*

~ @im-an-outcast--outcast

He's getting his own energy drink and very curiously looking over

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Is this enough energy drinks-?"

*Ice checks the basket*

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"pfft- i think thats enough for the rest of your life"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"Oh- this isn't for me! It's for my roommate. I don't like Monster Energy-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I think coffee's better, but monsters are easy"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"I don't consume a lot of caffine."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Huh, I cant imagine being able to survive like that"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Healthily-?"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Overrated-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Whatever you say kid-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Don't call me kid-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"You look like a kid."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Rude, no I don't-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"You are smoll, you are child."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I'm taller than you are????"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"Nuh uh, smoll."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"what?? are you talking about????"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"You're shorter than sneaky so you're a child. Case closed."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I dunno who that is so it has no bearing on me"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

*Mouse Kaboom!! Just gettin something from the store, and she picks up a suspicious amount of Monster Energies. Like. The whole shelf*

~ @im-an-outcast--outcast

He's getting his own energy drink and very curiously looking over

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Is this enough energy drinks-?"

*Ice checks the basket*

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"pfft- i think thats enough for the rest of your life"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"Oh- this isn't for me! It's for my roommate. I don't like Monster Energy-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I think coffee's better, but monsters are easy"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"I don't consume a lot of caffine."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Huh, I cant imagine being able to survive like that"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Healthily-?"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Overrated-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Whatever you say kid-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Don't call me kid-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"You look like a kid."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Rude, no I don't-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"You are smoll, you are child."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I'm taller than you are????"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"Nuh uh, smoll."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"what?? are you talking about????"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

*Mouse Kaboom!! Just gettin something from the store, and she picks up a suspicious amount of Monster Energies. Like. The whole shelf*

~ @im-an-outcast--outcast

He's getting his own energy drink and very curiously looking over

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Is this enough energy drinks-?"

*Ice checks the basket*

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"pfft- i think thats enough for the rest of your life"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"Oh- this isn't for me! It's for my roommate. I don't like Monster Energy-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I think coffee's better, but monsters are easy"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"I don't consume a lot of caffine."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Huh, I cant imagine being able to survive like that"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Healthily-?"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Overrated-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Whatever you say kid-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Don't call me kid-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"You look like a kid."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Rude, no I don't-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"You are smoll, you are child."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I'm taller than you are????"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

*Mouse Kaboom!! Just gettin something from the store, and she picks up a suspicious amount of Monster Energies. Like. The whole shelf*

~ @im-an-outcast--outcast

He's getting his own energy drink and very curiously looking over

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Is this enough energy drinks-?"

*Ice checks the basket*

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"pfft- i think thats enough for the rest of your life"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"Oh- this isn't for me! It's for my roommate. I don't like Monster Energy-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I think coffee's better, but monsters are easy"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"I don't consume a lot of caffine."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Huh, I cant imagine being able to survive like that"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Healthily-?"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Overrated-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Whatever you say kid-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Don't call me kid-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"You look like a kid."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Rude, no I don't-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

*Mouse Kaboom!! Just gettin something from the store, and she picks up a suspicious amount of Monster Energies. Like. The whole shelf*

~ @im-an-outcast--outcast

He's getting his own energy drink and very curiously looking over

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Is this enough energy drinks-?"

*Ice checks the basket*

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"pfft- i think thats enough for the rest of your life"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"Oh- this isn't for me! It's for my roommate. I don't like Monster Energy-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I think coffee's better, but monsters are easy"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"I don't consume a lot of caffine."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Huh, I cant imagine being able to survive like that"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Healthily-?"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Overrated-"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Whatever you say kid-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Don't call me kid-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

*Mouse Kaboom!! Just gettin something from the store, and she picks up a suspicious amount of Monster Energies. Like. The whole shelf*

~ @im-an-outcast--outcast

He's getting his own energy drink and very curiously looking over

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Is this enough energy drinks-?"

*Ice checks the basket*

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"pfft- i think thats enough for the rest of your life"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"Oh- this isn't for me! It's for my roommate. I don't like Monster Energy-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I think coffee's better, but monsters are easy"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"I don't consume a lot of caffine."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Huh, I cant imagine being able to survive like that"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Healthily-?"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Overrated-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

*Mouse Kaboom!! Just gettin something from the store, and she picks up a suspicious amount of Monster Energies. Like. The whole shelf*

~ @im-an-outcast--outcast

He's getting his own energy drink and very curiously looking over

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Is this enough energy drinks-?"

*Ice checks the basket*

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"pfft- i think thats enough for the rest of your life"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"Oh- this isn't for me! It's for my roommate. I don't like Monster Energy-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I think coffee's better, but monsters are easy"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"I don't consume a lot of caffine."

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"Huh, I cant imagine being able to survive like that"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

*Mouse Kaboom!! Just gettin something from the store, and she picks up a suspicious amount of Monster Energies. Like. The whole shelf*

~ @im-an-outcast--outcast

He's getting his own energy drink and very curiously looking over

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Is this enough energy drinks-?"

*Ice checks the basket*

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"pfft- i think thats enough for the rest of your life"

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"Oh- this isn't for me! It's for my roommate. I don't like Monster Energy-"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"I think coffee's better, but monsters are easy"

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

*Mouse Kaboom!! Just gettin something from the store, and she picks up a suspicious amount of Monster Energies. Like. The whole shelf*

~ @im-an-outcast--outcast

He's getting his own energy drink and very curiously looking over

[im-an-outcast--outcast]

"…Is this enough energy drinks-?"

*Ice checks the basket*

[upgradeurlosersoftware]

"pfft- i think thats enough for the rest of your life"