I'm not dead, just changing

Poland | '98 | they/dude | pl: ona/ich/im | when in doubt just call me E or Ev | asexual/sapio-bi romantic | beautiful ever-evolving monster | the living contrast between the general ginger nastiness and the bottomless well of care and love | basically a nerd | sorry for being such an ass

[corde-love]

Like point & click games and helping friends?

My bestie is going to publish her first game on Steam very soon, and I would love you to help and wishlist it today. Don't have to buy it once it's released (though it would be very helpful and shouldn't be too expensive), but we'd appreciate it if you shared the link.

Sticker Detective: By the Book on Steam

Sticker Detective: By the Book is a point'n'click investigation game, where you solve mysteries using stickers. Join the famed Sticker Detec

Join the investigation!

In this story-based, investigation, point'n'click adventure, you will collect evidence, talk to witnesses, and solve fill-in-the-gaps puzzles. Explore the hand-drawn environment and use your reasoning skills uncover the truth behind a mysterious death.

Think on your own!

Sticker Detective doesn’t hold your hand. You will need to reason and connect facts on your own to solve the mystery!

Everything is stickers!

Collect evidence in the form of stickers, use them to solve mysteries, and interrogate citizens of Green Wood.

It’s queer!

The citizens of Green Wood are a bit… fruity. And more than a little quirky. You will need to understand how they think and what they might be hiding.

Something is sketchy!

See the world through the eyes of Sticker Detective herself, Laura, and her notebook drawings.

Made with love!

Everything you see and hear is handcrafted by one tired and depressed woman on the verge of a nervous breakdown!

[corde-love]

Demo is now available to play on Steam!

[homunculus-argument]

Randomly remembering how it's actually kind of funny how as far as my family was concerned, it was "nobody cares about how you look" when I was the one who didn't like the way I looked, but "you can't go outside looking like that, people will judge us all" when my family were the ones who didn't like the way I looked.

[furrypost-generator]

[furrypost-generator]

bitches be sucking farts there

[ravingsockmonkey]

Found the source of the infographic that explains how the results were obtained!

[alexseanchai]

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

something tells me Skunks Georg

[headbenzhawk]

we did it, we created furry gerrymandering

[bringinghometherain]

You know what trope I wanna see more of? Couples who have been married forever who are estranged but still in love but estranged. You know me better than any other person on earth. I haven't seen you in three years. I never stopped loving you. If I have to spend another minute in your presence I will murder you. I'm hurt and I need you right here with me. God you're such a dumbass. You're the only one I trust to do this job. I want you out of my sight.

[brucesterling]

Well, he's always gonna want SOMETHING

[sapphireh3arts]

i know folks are gonna call me a pedo for this one, but i grew up seeing my mom and grandma naked. they had health issues and at times needed care and help showering. and i truly think more kids need to be shown the nonsexual reality of naked women at a young age. there is nothing sexual about my grandmothers breasts, they were simply body parts. more women die of heart attacks because people are too afraid of breasts to do real chest compressions, because they are scared to touch their breasts. the sexualization of our bodies literally kills us. i need people to be more normal about naked bodies and i'm 100% serious.

[plaguedocboi]

I remember when I was younger, anytime I watched a movie where the characters have to kill a scary monster/alien, I always thought the act of killing it was intended to be part of the horror. Like there’s this amazing creature that we’ve never seen before, and maybe under different circumstances we could’ve coexisted with it, but it’s trying to attack you and you have to defend yourself, but by destroying it you also destroy the ability to ever understand it and that’s sad and is supposed to make you feel conflicted.

It was not until well into my adulthood that I realized most people do not have complicated feelings about movies where people have to kill a scary alien monster, nor is that necessarily meant to be part of the narrative (unless it very obviously is). They just want the scary thing to die because it’s scary. I don’t have a real conclusion to this I just started thinking about it for some reason.

[what-even-is-thiss]

A lot of people can’t stand toddlers but tbh they’re my favorite age group of people. They’re not quite old enough to understand lying yet but are also starting to get original ideas so you get to witness unfiltered pure human problem solving right in front of you.

Yes sometimes that results in an entire box of Cheerios being spilled onto the floor but what’s innovation without some mistakes here and there?

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]

[red3blog]

I recently saw a post on Nextdoor where they complained that Animal Control wouldn’t come out and deal with some ducks they saw in a pond.

Like, that’s where ducks go. That is duck home. This is where they are supposed to be. Call Animal Control if the duck is in your living room. Not when you are in the duck’s living room.

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 17 hours 10 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 17 hours 11 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 17 hours 12 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

They shed their baby beards to make room for their adult beards. Like with baby teeth.

[munchy-k]

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

[munchy-k]

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like "damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something." and the guy is just like "well yeah thats his first language so ofc he's fluent??" and they all go "haha good one" and move on, leaving him confused

[munchy-k]

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like "the 9 of us" even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

[what-even-is-thiss]

One of our family friends tried talking to chat gpt to figure out if she has autism or not and her daughter who is a real actual factual registered therapist was like mother. Do not do that. Why are you doing that. Talk to a person.

[draconym]

It's nuts how common it is to not allow children to be angry, even (especially) in households where adults are angry all the time. As a child I knew my own anger was unacceptable--not just expressing it outwardly but feeling it at all. So now as an adult my immediate reaction to my own anger is often to feel guilt instead of like. Noticing when someone is being rude or unfair or my boundaries are being violated or whatever. fucked up.

[loontattoo]

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup

[despazito]

It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet

[puppygirllaika]

yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...

[perennial-lee]

Anti-revenge narrative this, anti-revenge narrative that, I personally think that Inigo Montoya had the right idea when he stabbed Count Rugen in the gut and said "I want my father back, you son of a bitch"

[galwednesday]

A lot of revenge arcs end with the hero saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so me seeking revenge is pointless." The Princess Bride's revenge arc ends with Inigo Montoya saying "there's nothing you can do to bring my loved one back, so there's nothing that can save you."

[dragon-in-a-fez]

one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"

the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.