i ball hard.

like a 30 year fixed rate mortgage.

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15234 points and 233 comments so far on reddit

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how to: do a sit-up

1. lay down on the ground 2. put your hands behind your head 3. close your eyes 4. take a nap

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5. open eyes after nap

6. sit up to eat snacks 

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fucken right dude

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one isn't the loneliest number because it can be paired with basically every number in the world to create a bigger number

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how to: do a sit-up

1. lay down on the ground 2. put your hands behind your head 3. close your eyes 4. take a nap

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Venus and Jupiter converge tonight to create what some believe is a repeat of the Star of Bethlehem. There’s poetry in the sky tonight, look up. Gerard David, virgin and child with four angels, taken at The Met.

#themet #NYC #memoir #art #planets #astronomy #astrology #themetropolitanmuseumofart #venus #jupiter #gerarddavid #christconsciousness

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theyre not the only two things converging tonight ;)

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oh chariot

give me your strength...

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is it still cool to say something was "mad"? like "yo that test was mad hard"

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to be young and...something

looking back at this tumblr makes me realize i wasnt nearly as cool as i thought i was

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im gonna marry me an artsy girl. like a painter or photographer or some shit. cuz i dont undertand that world at all but kinda want to

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Michael Buble lowkey is an incredible artist

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no thank you i'm gluten free

-homeless man when i offered him pizza

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a joke

i would rather be last than second to last because all it means is you weren't even the best at being bad

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i dont regret it

but i dont remember it

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i dont remember making this blog

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im back fuckboys/ladies

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I don't want to want anything