Cassie Winchester

Got a monster in your house? Best friend possessed by a ghost or a demon? Angels trying to stab you several times in the chest? Come on in, and we'll at least try to kill 'em. For free too! Probably... Seen a "Crowley Macleod" I wouldn't mind knowing!

[ur-local-monster-hunter]

Sup

The name is Cassie Winchester. A professional-ish demon hunter, killer of anything that goes bump in the night, so on so forth. Got a job for me and my brothers? (Sam and Dean) No problemo! Got any questions? I'll answer! Same for Sam, Dean, and Cas... Maybe even Crowley! Actually... Maybe not Dean, he's a douchebag. Anyway! A few rules!

No flirting, unless it's Dean. Please. I'm taken, Sam's a nerd, Cas is... Cas. Crowley is a bitch, you don't wanna date him. I guess you can? Just... Not me.

Wanna just ask a question? Feel free! Just don't be a freak. Or you'll be the bait for whatever I kill next. Maybe a leviathan! Turn you into ground beef...

No DMS without asking, please, I'm a hunter, I have a fucking life, if I'm not aware you're dm-ing me... Don't.

(My main blog is @seraphine-unknown !!!)

[crowleys-mortalcounterpart]

so... You named your profile after...

*checks notes*

My worst enemy.

And you have... What looks like... Sammy... On your profile picture.

Huh.

Cool.

-Cassie Winchester

@ur-local-monster-hunter

(Ps. Just noticed you follow me, so I sent you an ask. Thanks, dude ¬‿¬ )

oope…

I understand the confusion lmao my user was a reference to a different show (good omens, fuck Neil gaiman) buuuuut it can be taken either way lmao

[ur-local-monster-hunter]

I mean, no harm done! Anything but Mr tall dark and Scottish is good... I've heard of good omens though. David Tennant is Crowley, right? That guys pretty cool. He's in Harry Potter too I think (fuck JK Rowling)

[crowleys-mortalcounterpart]

yess he is :) highly recommend the series but I’d personally stop after the first season because the second season and third “season” aren’t based on the book and were made without one of the people that wrote the og. the book is also very good lol (fuck Neil gaiman again)1

[ur-local-monster-hunter]

Huh... Amazon prime, right? I'll have to check it out. Been meaning to watch something new, and I bet Cas'll get curious about it. Thanks for the suggestion, man! ಠ‿↼

[crowleys-mortalcounterpart]

so... You named your profile after...

*checks notes*

My worst enemy.

And you have... What looks like... Sammy... On your profile picture.

Huh.

Cool.

-Cassie Winchester

@ur-local-monster-hunter

(Ps. Just noticed you follow me, so I sent you an ask. Thanks, dude ¬‿¬ )

oope…

I understand the confusion lmao my user was a reference to a different show (good omens, fuck Neil gaiman) buuuuut it can be taken either way lmao

[ur-local-monster-hunter]

I mean, no harm done! Anything but Mr tall dark and Scottish is good... I've heard of good omens though. David Tennant is Crowley, right? That guys pretty cool. He's in Harry Potter too I think (fuck JK Rowling)

[ur-local-monster-hunter]

Long time no see

Uh... Celi and I are going on a date!!! First one, like... Ever... Goin' to some bar downtown. I'm hoping Dean and Cas don't follow us. If i see Dean, I'm keying he car, that's not a threat that's a promise.

[ur-local-monster-hunter]

Hey!

So...

Dean got a dog? Ya know, the one thing he's... Afraid of... He named her "Asokah"? Wierd ass name. But she lives with me since I'm not usually on the job. Say hey to the newest Winchester!

She's real boney... But she's cute as hell!

[depressedduckking]

Hey! Me again. Cassie... The... The demon killing one... Sorry for the confusion last time! I got an explanation now! I'm in the wrong universe! Hence you not knowing a Crowley Macleod...um... So... Where I'm from! Lucifer was thrown in the cage and DIED there after possessing my brothers mind and driving him mad! But hey! I ain't killing you, right? So how about a real introduction! Names Cassie Winchester... And... Uh... Yeah. Yeah that's all I got.

@ur-local-monster-hunter

That's my little thing Dean made me make. To give you some backstory. Yaaaaayyy....

“Uh.. hi..?”

[ur-local-monster-hunter]

You uh... Wouldn't happen to... Know how to get back to MY earth... Right? Cuz... I... I'm kinda needed... For... Hunting things... Ya know?

[hazbinsponsoredbyvee]

Alright. So... There's more demons that I can't shoot... Um... I'm very confused. Anyone wanna fill me in on WHERE I AM!? Cuz this is NOT the hell me and my brothers have been too! Like... There's no meat hooks... Or.... Or cages... Or screaming... Or... Tourture... This is... What?

-Cassie Winchester

( @ur-local-monster-hunter )

"Oh, I can give you screaming and torture. I think I even have some meat hooks lying around! But sorry to inform you, this is Hell, my dear. Though this place in particular is the Hazbin Hotel. A fantastical establishment started by Lucifer's hopelessly optimistic daughter in a quest to redeem the absolute worst humanity has to offer and spare them from an eternity in Hell! Quite the novel enterprise, no?"

[ur-local-monster-hunter]

Oh. Well... Not sure if you're familiar with me and my family? Uh... My brothers, Sam and Dean, a few friends, Crowley Macleod, Castiel Novak... We kinda hunt demons and monsters for a living! And I'm sure you'd know, with an angel friend like Cas, I've been dead, then... Undead? Many many times. So... I've seen hell. This is just... Wierd.

[ur-local-monster-hunter]

Uh... Cassie Winchester, daughter of John Winchester, professional-ish monster and demon hunter, ya know, the basics. I'm sure you've heard of my brothers before? Or maybe Castiel? But.. uh... Not to sure...

@demonic-radio

[demonic-radio]

"I can't say I've heard of any of you."

"What is it you hunt? The little demon pigs? Or perhaps you kill a demonic bird or two?"

He did not take this person seriously at all, and he was more than happy to let them know through his faux-pleasant condescension.

[ur-local-monster-hunter]

No, no... I've killed the Lucifer from MY universe, plenty of fallen angels, Alistair... Whoever the hell that was... Plenty of vampires, werewolves, Leviathans... Plain old people... Shape shifter, wedigos, ghosts, ghouls, etc... What about you? What are you known for..? Anything... Special?

[demonic-radio]

So I'm expected not to stab you because I'm supposed to "befriend a demon"... Cuz of my stupid Angel friend... Castiel is a bitch... Uh.. so... What are--WHO. Who is better. Who are you? Cuz I usually don't get this far. Usually, you'd be dead.

-Cassie Winchester

( @ur-local-monster-hunter)

Well, this was amusing. He had no idea what resulted in someone having such a lack of manners or awareness of their location, but he was quite entertained regardless.

"A pleasure to be meeting you, quite a pleasure; I'm Alastor, the host of this hotel. Who might you be?"

[ur-local-monster-hunter]

Uh... Cassie Winchester, daughter of John Winchester, professional-ish monster and demon hunter, ya know, the basics. I'm sure you've heard of my brothers before? Or maybe Castiel? But.. uh... Not to sure...

@demonic-radio