beeboobop

She/Her, Bisexual, 21 years old

[chiqita]

Just had an idea

[medievaljournalist]

forgot to leave a note for my doordasher to bring a blunt weapon to get past the catacomb skeletons so congrats to whichever necromancer is about to get my banh mi i guess

[termagax]

"is sabrina destroying feminism or is she empowering women" i think shes having sex

[termagax]

sometimes women just do things

[neenarchive]

they're hiring me at the extra virgin olive oil factory as the oathsworn knight who protects the chastity of the olives

[machine-unlearning]

When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

[machine-unlearning]

He said “Son (M7) when you grow up (F33) would you be — wait what”

[v-for-fili]

Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

[minovskyy]

i love this website i just feel at home here you know

[dogpuppy]

[candlewax-spider]

THERES A DOG I CAN GET A DOG IM GETTING THE DOG FUCK THE QUEST SCRATCH WILL SAVE US

[urfavgay]

“Says the gambler”

[wearewatcher]

Brainstorming outfits for the next season of Ghost Files

[skyrim-forever]

Just realized I could make my father in Skyrim and then kill him a bunch

[your-talos-is-problematic]

[venerable-thief]

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

In this economy you'll be lucky to retire to your nickels

[quinnception]

[whoznoah]

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

[lmaonade]

a printer error is an attempt from god to get you to kill yourself but you must be stronger and you must must must beat the printer to death with a large object like object

[yokowan]

asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room