yo that's my dad

like yoooo

[lindirs-gaze]

which tolkien character has the fattest ass

[gay-pippin]

[true-king-of-monsters]

I mean they’re outta line but they’re right…..

[bax16]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

I said what I said

[lipstickluchador]

[what-grace-has-forgiveness]

yeah i would pay money for this post

[gamgee]

varieties of clown, ranked from best to worst:

jester (noble, refined, revered ancestor of all modern clowns)

fool (similar to a jester, but less commercial, more dedicated to everyday clownery, usually does it for the love of the game rather than success)

regular clown (standard, not much else to say!)

rodeo clown (brave but brutish, no sense of subtlety or nuance)

mime (doesnt laugh, untrustworthy, frequently trapping themselves within spaces invisible to non-clowns <– stupid)

anyone who juggles

feel free to add to this but if you reorder it ill kill you with my hands

[draeneis]

7. you

[gamgee]

post cancelled, nobody is allowed to be mean to me

[moshpitsandstargazing]

a relationship should be 50/50

i have a sword. you have a sword. we duel in the woods.

[lohboh]

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

Hmm..

[bumbleboarhd]

This image is so fucking powerful. It legit givs me chills. 

[ghostickle]

[sexhaver]

its only a bi 3 way if you take it in the ass while fucking a woman anything else is straight

so 3 dudes IS straight? thank god, i can finally settle this argument once and for all

[sexhaver]

the council has spoken

[gunsandfireandshit]

[toastbutteregg]

[wintersongstress]

me waiting for the next hyperfixation to consume me and give me renewed inspiration and purpose in life:

[nonetoon]

[nonetoon]

I made this in reference to comic/game stuff but I’m glad to see this one’s going over well with all the writers

[divorcedwife]

if you hate winter you havent found the right winter coat yet. a good winter coat will change everything

[divorcedwife]

anyone who disagrees has the wrong coat, it’s very sad. but personally i have a nice coat and a little hat and nothing bothers me

[wizardpostsdotorg]

i love wizards bc they fucking lie all the time. gandalf was like “a wizard is never late he arrives precisely when he means to” lying ass. he was late as fuck. wizards will just say whatever. it doesn’t even matter when you have a big ass hat

[memeuplift]

[anarcho-mom-unist]

THE LITTLE MAN IS CHUFFED!!!!!!

[baruyon]

I’m not sure if these would be considered selkies. I just felt like drawing seal-mermaids… imagine how cuddly they would be j_j

[yennefairr]

[1617]

"can u multitask" yes actually i am losing my mind and chilling at the same time

[sketchdeath]