is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her
I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

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is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her
I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact
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I don't know why you guys are so afraid it's just a memory
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Despite everything, it's still you.
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That's really cool actually
#excuse me but are you telling me that the Apollo pic is made with the help of the SUN and the Artemis one with the help of the MOON??? #that's actually so poetic i want to cry
@gorandomshesaid wait i need to sit with this one. wait.
Fuck this job man, I sentenced this guy called Theseus to life in prison for murder and then I get a call from the prison that he has systematically replaced every organ in his body including his brain and is now claiming he is not the same person who committed the crime. They are letting him go free, fuck this. Worst of all is he also then took all of the parts that he discarded and made a second Theseus who is also claiming he did not commit the crime and they are also being let free. Now there's two of them out there and you just KNOW they are murdering people and then having gay sex. I fucking quit man...
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Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets
I need a mix of wet and dry food.
What the fuck. You talk?
ms word ms excel and ms powerpoint are all snooty disagreeable ladies who wont speak to me due to my meager dowry but then i meet their beautiful sister ms paint whos clumsy but charming and we fall in beautiful love. and i become mr paint
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for sure the balls
Your conjecture is baseless. Let’s see what the science says.
It said balls
Coolest thing about lord of the rings? The king of horses shows up. It appears he is no different from all other horses
King of the eagles shows up later. He can talk. Horse king couldn't talk.
He didn't want to talk to you.
Uh.
Point of order.
King of Horses ran 450 fucking miles at almost entirely a gallop, without more than a few minutes rest, in 4 nights and basically was like "wait why are we stopping?" when Gandalf took him into the city and he ended up in a stable.
This was not his top speed, nor did it push any limits on his endurance.
King of horses is very different from other horses, actually.
He just doesn’t do much about his administrative duties
But he didn't need to - his rule was stable, after all.
Don’t you just hate it when that happens
Yeah like your portal doesn’t need to be taking up 3 fucking spaces. Americans are so entitled
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hey has anyone seen my potion that turns you into the dow jones
Wh-whats going on??????