𝓭𝓻𝓲𝓯𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰_𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓻

[bill-cipher-offical]

is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes

BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON

ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:

• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY

• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE

• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE

• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE

• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP

[pennycat83]

would I be able to...I dunno...

ship myself with u?

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

[pennycat83]

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

[bill-cipher-offical]

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[uraniumisanicesnack]

can i ship you with void 😈

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH

[uraniumisanicesnack]

how ‘bout the HOWLING void??

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE THREE THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

axolotl

[bill-cipher-offical]

FOUR. FOUR THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

dipper

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU’RE HAVING A LOTTA FUN TESTING MY PATIENCE, AREN’T YOU?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

mabel

[bill-cipher-offical]

NO AND NO, AND NOT FEZ EITHER

[uraniumisanicesnack]

gideon

[bill-cipher-offical]

OOOH, SOOO MUCH FUN FINDING “BILL’S LIST OF ENEMIES” AND READING OFF FROM BOTTOM TO TOP TO FIND GOOD THINGS TO SHIP

[uraniumisanicesnack]

ive seen the statue btw i just like ragebaiting you

[bill-cipher-offical]

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE! YOU GET AN HONORARY SPOT ON THE “BILL’S ENEMIES SLASH THINGS YOU WILL NOT SHIP HIM WITH” LIST. YA HAPPY?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

wait ive got another one: howl

[bill-cipher-offical]

ALREADY SAID NO, KID

[uraniumisanicesnack]

[bill-cipher-offical]

HAH! YOU WISH! I’VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU

[uraniumisanicesnack]

ok

[uraniumisanicesnack]

where

[bill-cipher-offical]

RIGHT HERE! Z -511 Y 65,535 X -16,384

[voidheart-official]

Wait that’s his house. Also I already have a girlfriend so try to avoid shipping me with Bill.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

i wasnt shipping i was just using that as ragebait

[bill-cipher-offical]

Did you ever try to work with Philip Wittebane in like the 1600s??

THAT GUY? HATED WEIRDNESS SO BAD HE BECAME WEIRD TO KILL THE WEIRDOS. REAL INTERESTING CASE! SURE, HE MIGHTA TAKEN A FEW POINTERS FROM ME TO BUILD A PORTAL, BUT HE DECIDED HE PREFERRED A DIFFERENT BUSINESS PARTNER. SOMETHING ABOUT THEM BEING EASIER TO MANIPULATE

EXW L GLG PDNH VXUH WR FHPHQW VRPH JROGHQ WULDQJOHV EHIRUH L OHIW

[uraniumisanicesnack]

honestly kinda ironic that he hated magic but used it a ton at the same time. also he cloned his dead brother for the new business partner.

[bill-cipher-offical]

is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes

BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON

ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:

• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY

• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE

• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE

• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE

• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP

[pennycat83]

would I be able to...I dunno...

ship myself with u?

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

[pennycat83]

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

[bill-cipher-offical]

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[uraniumisanicesnack]

can i ship you with void 😈

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH

[uraniumisanicesnack]

how ‘bout the HOWLING void??

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE THREE THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

axolotl

[bill-cipher-offical]

FOUR. FOUR THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

dipper

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU’RE HAVING A LOTTA FUN TESTING MY PATIENCE, AREN’T YOU?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

mabel

[bill-cipher-offical]

NO AND NO, AND NOT FEZ EITHER

[uraniumisanicesnack]

gideon

[bill-cipher-offical]

OOOH, SOOO MUCH FUN FINDING “BILL’S LIST OF ENEMIES” AND READING OFF FROM BOTTOM TO TOP TO FIND GOOD THINGS TO SHIP

[uraniumisanicesnack]

ive seen the statue btw i just like ragebaiting you

[bill-cipher-offical]

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE! YOU GET AN HONORARY SPOT ON THE “BILL’S ENEMIES SLASH THINGS YOU WILL NOT SHIP HIM WITH” LIST. YA HAPPY?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

wait ive got another one: howl

[bill-cipher-offical]

ALREADY SAID NO, KID

[uraniumisanicesnack]

[bill-cipher-offical]

HAH! YOU WISH! I’VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU

[uraniumisanicesnack]

ok

[uraniumisanicesnack]

where

[bill-cipher-offical]

RIGHT HERE! Z -511 Y 65,535 X -16,384

[uraniumisanicesnack]

yoo thanks for finding my address i kinda forgot it 👍

[bill-cipher-offical]

is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes

BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON

ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:

• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY

• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE

• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE

• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE

• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP

[pennycat83]

would I be able to...I dunno...

ship myself with u?

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

[pennycat83]

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

[bill-cipher-offical]

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[uraniumisanicesnack]

can i ship you with void 😈

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH

[uraniumisanicesnack]

how ‘bout the HOWLING void??

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE THREE THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

axolotl

[bill-cipher-offical]

FOUR. FOUR THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

dipper

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU’RE HAVING A LOTTA FUN TESTING MY PATIENCE, AREN’T YOU?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

mabel

[bill-cipher-offical]

NO AND NO, AND NOT FEZ EITHER

[uraniumisanicesnack]

gideon

[bill-cipher-offical]

OOOH, SOOO MUCH FUN FINDING “BILL’S LIST OF ENEMIES” AND READING OFF FROM BOTTOM TO TOP TO FIND GOOD THINGS TO SHIP

[uraniumisanicesnack]

ive seen the statue btw i just like ragebaiting you

[bill-cipher-offical]

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE! YOU GET AN HONORARY SPOT ON THE “BILL’S ENEMIES SLASH THINGS YOU WILL NOT SHIP HIM WITH” LIST. YA HAPPY?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

wait ive got another one: howl

[bill-cipher-offical]

ALREADY SAID NO, KID

[uraniumisanicesnack]

[bill-cipher-offical]

HAH! YOU WISH! I’VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU

[uraniumisanicesnack]

ok

[uraniumisanicesnack]

where

[bill-cipher-offical]

is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes

BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON

ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:

• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY

• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE

• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE

• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE

• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP

[pennycat83]

would I be able to...I dunno...

ship myself with u?

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

[pennycat83]

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

[bill-cipher-offical]

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[uraniumisanicesnack]

can i ship you with void 😈

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH

[uraniumisanicesnack]

how ‘bout the HOWLING void??

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE THREE THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

axolotl

[bill-cipher-offical]

FOUR. FOUR THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

dipper

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU’RE HAVING A LOTTA FUN TESTING MY PATIENCE, AREN’T YOU?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

mabel

[bill-cipher-offical]

NO AND NO, AND NOT FEZ EITHER

[uraniumisanicesnack]

gideon

[bill-cipher-offical]

OOOH, SOOO MUCH FUN FINDING “BILL’S LIST OF ENEMIES” AND READING OFF FROM BOTTOM TO TOP TO FIND GOOD THINGS TO SHIP

[uraniumisanicesnack]

ive seen the statue btw i just like ragebaiting you

[bill-cipher-offical]

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE! YOU GET AN HONORARY SPOT ON THE “BILL’S ENEMIES SLASH THINGS YOU WILL NOT SHIP HIM WITH” LIST. YA HAPPY?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

wait ive got another one: howl

[bill-cipher-offical]

ALREADY SAID NO, KID

[uraniumisanicesnack]

[bill-cipher-offical]

HAH! YOU WISH! I’VE GOT YOU RIGHT WHERE I WANT YOU

[uraniumisanicesnack]

ok

[bill-cipher-offical]

is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes

BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON

ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:

• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY

• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE

• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE

• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE

• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP

[pennycat83]

would I be able to...I dunno...

ship myself with u?

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

[pennycat83]

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

[bill-cipher-offical]

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[uraniumisanicesnack]

can i ship you with void 😈

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH

[uraniumisanicesnack]

how ‘bout the HOWLING void??

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE THREE THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

axolotl

[bill-cipher-offical]

FOUR. FOUR THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

dipper

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU’RE HAVING A LOTTA FUN TESTING MY PATIENCE, AREN’T YOU?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

mabel

[bill-cipher-offical]

NO AND NO, AND NOT FEZ EITHER

[uraniumisanicesnack]

gideon

[bill-cipher-offical]

OOOH, SOOO MUCH FUN FINDING “BILL’S LIST OF ENEMIES” AND READING OFF FROM BOTTOM TO TOP TO FIND GOOD THINGS TO SHIP

[uraniumisanicesnack]

ive seen the statue btw i just like ragebaiting you

[bill-cipher-offical]

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE! YOU GET AN HONORARY SPOT ON THE “BILL’S ENEMIES SLASH THINGS YOU WILL NOT SHIP HIM WITH” LIST. YA HAPPY?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

wait ive got another one: howl

[bill-cipher-offical]

ALREADY SAID NO, KID

[uraniumisanicesnack]

[bill-cipher-offical]

is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes

BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON

ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:

• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY

• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE

• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE

• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE

• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP

[pennycat83]

would I be able to...I dunno...

ship myself with u?

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

[pennycat83]

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

[bill-cipher-offical]

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[uraniumisanicesnack]

can i ship you with void 😈

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH

[uraniumisanicesnack]

how ‘bout the HOWLING void??

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE THREE THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

axolotl

[bill-cipher-offical]

FOUR. FOUR THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

dipper

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU’RE HAVING A LOTTA FUN TESTING MY PATIENCE, AREN’T YOU?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

mabel

[bill-cipher-offical]

NO AND NO, AND NOT FEZ EITHER

[uraniumisanicesnack]

gideon

[bill-cipher-offical]

OOOH, SOOO MUCH FUN FINDING “BILL’S LIST OF ENEMIES” AND READING OFF FROM BOTTOM TO TOP TO FIND GOOD THINGS TO SHIP

[uraniumisanicesnack]

ive seen the statue btw i just like ragebaiting you

[bill-cipher-offical]

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE! YOU GET AN HONORARY SPOT ON THE “BILL’S ENEMIES SLASH THINGS YOU WILL NOT SHIP HIM WITH” LIST. YA HAPPY?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

wait ive got another one: howl

[bill-cipher-offical]

is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes

BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON

ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:

• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY

• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE

• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE

• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE

• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP

[pennycat83]

would I be able to...I dunno...

ship myself with u?

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

[pennycat83]

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

[bill-cipher-offical]

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[uraniumisanicesnack]

can i ship you with void 😈

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH

[uraniumisanicesnack]

how ‘bout the HOWLING void??

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE THREE THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

axolotl

[bill-cipher-offical]

FOUR. FOUR THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

dipper

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU’RE HAVING A LOTTA FUN TESTING MY PATIENCE, AREN’T YOU?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

mabel

[bill-cipher-offical]

NO AND NO, AND NOT FEZ EITHER

[uraniumisanicesnack]

gideon

[bill-cipher-offical]

OOOH, SOOO MUCH FUN FINDING “BILL’S LIST OF ENEMIES” AND READING OFF FROM BOTTOM TO TOP TO FIND GOOD THINGS TO SHIP

[uraniumisanicesnack]

ive seen the statue btw i just like ragebaiting you

[bill-cipher-offical]

OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT? FINE! YOU GET AN HONORARY SPOT ON THE “BILL’S ENEMIES SLASH THINGS YOU WILL NOT SHIP HIM WITH” LIST. YA HAPPY?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

yep 😊 thanks

[bill-cipher-offical]

is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes

BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON

ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:

• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY

• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE

• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE

• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE

• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP

[pennycat83]

would I be able to...I dunno...

ship myself with u?

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

[pennycat83]

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

[bill-cipher-offical]

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[uraniumisanicesnack]

can i ship you with void 😈

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH

[uraniumisanicesnack]

how ‘bout the HOWLING void??

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE THREE THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

axolotl

[bill-cipher-offical]

FOUR. FOUR THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

dipper

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU’RE HAVING A LOTTA FUN TESTING MY PATIENCE, AREN’T YOU?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

mabel

[bill-cipher-offical]

NO AND NO, AND NOT FEZ EITHER

[uraniumisanicesnack]

gideon

[bill-cipher-offical]

OOOH, SOOO MUCH FUN FINDING “BILL’S LIST OF ENEMIES” AND READING OFF FROM BOTTOM TO TOP TO FIND GOOD THINGS TO SHIP

[uraniumisanicesnack]

ive seen the statue btw i just like ragebaiting you

[bill-cipher-offical]

is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes

BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON

ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:

• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY

• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE

• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE

• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE

• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP

[pennycat83]

would I be able to...I dunno...

ship myself with u?

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

[pennycat83]

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

[bill-cipher-offical]

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[uraniumisanicesnack]

can i ship you with void 😈

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH

[uraniumisanicesnack]

how ‘bout the HOWLING void??

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE THREE THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

axolotl

[bill-cipher-offical]

FOUR. FOUR THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

dipper

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU’RE HAVING A LOTTA FUN TESTING MY PATIENCE, AREN’T YOU?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

mabel

[bill-cipher-offical]

NO AND NO, AND NOT FEZ EITHER

[uraniumisanicesnack]

gideon

[bill-cipher-offical]

is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes

BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON

ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:

• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY

• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE

• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE

• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE

• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP

[pennycat83]

would I be able to...I dunno...

ship myself with u?

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

[pennycat83]

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

[bill-cipher-offical]

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[uraniumisanicesnack]

can i ship you with void 😈

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH

[uraniumisanicesnack]

how ‘bout the HOWLING void??

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE THREE THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

axolotl

[bill-cipher-offical]

FOUR. FOUR THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

dipper

[bill-cipher-offical]

YOU’RE HAVING A LOTTA FUN TESTING MY PATIENCE, AREN’T YOU?

[uraniumisanicesnack]

mabel

[bill-cipher-offical]

is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes

BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON

ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:

• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY

• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE

• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE

• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE

• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP

[pennycat83]

would I be able to...I dunno...

ship myself with u?

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

[pennycat83]

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

[bill-cipher-offical]

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[uraniumisanicesnack]

can i ship you with void 😈

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH

[uraniumisanicesnack]

how ‘bout the HOWLING void??

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE THREE THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

axolotl

[bill-cipher-offical]

FOUR. FOUR THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

dipper

[bill-cipher-offical]

is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes

BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON

ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:

• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY

• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE

• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE

• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE

• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP

[pennycat83]

would I be able to...I dunno...

ship myself with u?

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

[pennycat83]

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

[bill-cipher-offical]

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[uraniumisanicesnack]

can i ship you with void 😈

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH

[uraniumisanicesnack]

how ‘bout the HOWLING void??

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE THREE THINGS.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

axolotl

[bill-cipher-offical]

is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes

BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON

ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:

• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY

• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE

• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE

• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE

• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP

[pennycat83]

would I be able to...I dunno...

ship myself with u?

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

[pennycat83]

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

[bill-cipher-offical]

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[uraniumisanicesnack]

can i ship you with void 😈

[bill-cipher-offical]

THERE ARE NOW TWO THINGS YOU PUNKS CAN’T SHIP ME WITH

[uraniumisanicesnack]

how ‘bout the HOWLING void??

[bill-cipher-offical]

is billford…like… canon..? I must know for scientific purposes

BILLFORD IS CANON IN THE SAME WAY THE PINES FAMILY BEING JEWISH IS CANON

ALL THE GLARING, OBVIOUS FACTS ARE THERE BUT BECAUSE IT'S NEVER STATED OUTRIGHT WE STILL SEE THE FANDOM MAKING THEM CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS

HERE’S SOME FUN ALTERNATIVES TO CELEBRATING CHRISTMAS:

• SHIPPING BILL X ANYTHING OTHER THAN SLIME BOY

• SHIPPING FORD X EYE OF PROVIDENCE

• SHIPPING FORD X SILAS BIRCHTREE

• SHIPPING FORD X BILL CIPHER POSSESSING NIKOLA TESLA’S CORPSE

• SHIPPING FORD X SLEEP

[pennycat83]

would I be able to...I dunno...

ship myself with u?

@bill-cipher-offical

[bill-cipher-offical]

ARE YOU HOWL PENDRAGON?

[pennycat83]

Nope! I was scared of him as a kid tho

[bill-cipher-offical]

GOOD! DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!

[uraniumisanicesnack]

can i ship you with void 😈

[bill-cipher-offical]

yo bill, what happened between you and voidheart?? like why do u hate him so much

OOOH, I DUNNO! MAYBE THE FACT THAT HE HAD A METAL PLATE INSTALLED IN STANFORD’S HEAD OR THE FACT THAT IT’S A THERAPIST SPY TRYING TO STRIP ME OF MY POWERS

[uraniumisanicesnack]

wasnt is jessie who got the plate installed???

[bill-cipher-offical]

Hey man. Did you know Ford went on a date with a siren at one point? He didn't know it was a date though. Have you ever had something like that happen to you? I know you have dated people. Are there some who you've dated that you still miss? Do you-

IF YOU'RE ASKING ON BEHALF OF THE HOWLING VOID, YOU CAN TELL IT TO FUCK OFF

[voidheart-official]

I'm not. I'm just asking. Full stop. I like learning about you.

[bill-cipher-offical]

OH, LEARNING! WELL, IF THAT’S THE CASE,

I’M NOT TELLING YOU SQUAT. DID THE AXOLOL PUT YOU UP TO THIS?

[voidheart-official]

No! I just enjoy talking with you. I stated I answer to none but myself. I don't know why you're so mad at a friend whose just trying to help you and get to know you.

[uraniumisanicesnack]

ooh drama *grabs popcorn*