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Dallas Lineman

I am a lineman for the Cowboys, and I block the D line

Searchin' for a hole that'll let the fullback through ...

Hanging Chads

-- good name for a band

Crying = allowing yourself to feel things

Farm Credit's client is capital.

The Soybean Board's client is soy.

In either case, farmers are merely a means to an end.

No way in Hell will he get into Heaven

pinch-pitchers = interchangeable relievers who pitch one inning or less

Counseling = consoling

Shoe Suede Blues

-- Peter Tork's later band

If Trump were king, we'd call him His Roil Heinous

Kyoto Eros -- lesser-known pal of Tokyo Rose

"I became able to fill my columns without diverging noticeably from the domain of fact."

Mark Twain

Her main defense mechanism is offense.

"Officials, being prone to partisan bias, Supreme Court justices, should not interpret language according to what is most intuitive."

-- John McWorther (NYT)

Takers -- not makers

Big Ag and Corporate America buy property, harvest money until the land is depleted, then sell what's left to some sucker.

Her baggage did not send me packing.

Commence the fusillade on the palisade!

United States of Generica

-- somebody on Reddit

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