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I cannot stop thinking about this movie apparently
the tagline for the odyssey should’ve been “ you odyssey it”
LMAOOO YES it should've been!
In honor of them cutting the "Nobody" Scene
Odysseus at the Cyclops When He Should've Been Running Away:
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reblogged this Gif a few days ago about Ever After and it works here too LMAOOO
Movie Review
Visually one of the most absolutely stunning films possibly ever? Mainly because of the scene with Agamemnon standing at the gates. The music, the stillness, his dark armor a beacon of terror in the night. Wow. Gorgeous shot! Now, we all hate Agamemnon, he deserved his death. The costume department did eat DOWN for his armor. Hot. I'm sorry but you know i'm right. Now, i'm not claiming it was historically accurate, i think it's obvious it is not. And i kind of agree with some people complaining it looked too plastic. Nolan mainly goes off vibes, and he crafted a great aura farming environment for his characters. It's the same with the scenes of them stuck in the Trojan horse, being rocked around in the boats, etc. Pretty shots, dynamic lighting, and i can feel the tension. Is it historically accurate? Nah. The more i look at it the more 3-D printed it looks lol, but i like the spine detail in the helmet. BTW they totally just did that to themselves when they could've just not. Where did they pee? Did they hold it in for 24 hours? Yikes.
Side note: the movie is loud as hell, which adds to the intensity but I’m just warning you ahead of time it can be overwhelming. Speaking of, that is a feeling so well crafted throughout the movie. It's what Oddesus feels so clearly as as well, fear, loss, rage, nostalgia, and a sense that he has lost all control. He cannot go against the Gods' wishes no matter what he choses. I do think they should have showed more of his intelligence. I'm not sure know why they cut out the "Nobody" scene. Isn't that like the most known detail of his story? At least it was for me. I was waiting for it the entire time. Overall, Nolan does an amazing job at creating the immense scale, size, and scope of his journey. However, I think the script does fall short on Odysseus' character himself. I always interpreted him as a witty, proud, adventurous, trickster, that doesn't really come through in this movie.
Let's talk more about the script. On one note, I felt like some of the language was a bit too casual if that makes sense? It just that sometimes it threw me off. I appreciate trying to make it more accessible and modern, but i feel like even now in a formal setting you wouldn't speak of your father to other nobles as "Dad" or let someone call him your "Daddy" if you're a prince? Is that just me? Wouldn't it be better to refer to him as King first and then father if refering to him personally? Then it would remind the dumbass suitors why they simply remain pig headed beggars waiting for a throne that doesn't belong to them. It would then also reinforce Telemachus' status and position. We also have to remember Odysseus left when he was 2 years old. That man is a stranger to him.
In addition, they said "Zeus’s law" wayyyy too many times. I do think one standout character was his poor hunting dog! He waited all that time to see him come back home. I damn near cried when he wagged his little tail. But i mean (to counter my own point) just because it happened in the past doesn't mean that people were more formal either, so in today's language maybe that shit is more accurate. Who knows!
Also wish they gave Athena more actual lines. Didn’t she constantly advise, counsel, and protect him? I felt like they always like to put Zendaya in like a perfume commercial lol. Isn’t that what they said about Dune 1? Give my girl some lines! Even more words of wisdom! She is the Goddess of wisdom in war. But this movie was about the journey home, not the 10 year war, to be fair. Her costume, as my friend put it, was giving Virgin Mary, and i have to say I kind of... agree? Luckily, Zendaya looks stunning in anything, but i feel like they could've put a bit more effort into making her dress like the powerful goddess that she is. Maybe not full insane regalia, but a hint or two? A shield on her back? An owl perched on her shoulder or flying above her? This was the best chance to put Zendaya in full armor! Maybe that would've been too much though? But like... c'mon you put Agamemnon in that get up and not the goddess of wisdom in war herself? And what was that vision of her getting her head chopped off??? Was that in the book? Miss girl would tear down all her enemies. Also why would they cut the head off of the statue of Athena when Oddessus is literally her champion?
Anyway, shout out to that one scene on the boat dedicated to Matt Damon’s left arm muscles! That’s all I was lookin at and I know that’s what they wanted from me too. sicko freaaaks LOL. He was a believeable Odysseus! Now call me crazy all you want but I think Robert Pattinson could’ve also done Odysseus. Can we have a movie where he plays every character? He’d eat that up! He was so good at playing the annoying slime-ball in this movie. He only ever turns in stellar performances, movie after movie! The whole cast did great tbh!
I do think it was a little too stunt casted. I can suspend belief when watching a movie, and lets be honest every movie asks you to suspend belief in reality at least a little, but every. single. character. does not have to be one of the most famous actors in the world. You can throw in a few unknowns! Like the young men and boys who followed Odysseus when he was hunting, why didn't we see them more? It was so refreshing to see unknown faces on the screen. They looked straight out of a classical painting too.
Tom Holland did a wonderful job portraying Telemachus' growth. He was no longer a lost boy, unsure of his next move by the end. Anne Hathaway screaming “I WANT ODYSSEUS!” was iconic. She's so real for that. She did not want any of those little snake bitches in her castle. She protected herself, her family, her throne, and her son's future all on her own. An icon. I would love a movie on Penelope, her wisdom and intelligence, how she controlled the suitors and her power. I mean she held on to the throne for 20 YEARS. That is not easy, especially after the war is over those 10 years mustv'e been brutal. Also her motion to bring her team back behind the wall was so funny she was like ok ok quickly now! Her leaving out Mia Goth's character was the cherry on top. I will be seeing it again, if I can stand sitting for another 3 hours lol. So expect several updates!
Lily James in Cinderella (2015): “have courage and be kind!!!💕🧚🏽🦋🌈☀️”
Drew Barrymore in Ever After (1998):
Ever After Movie Review
First off, Leonardo Da Vinci as the fairy godmother?? Iconic. This movie has its flaws, like us all, but its general charm, chemistry, and plot is engaging enough to enjoy it. And yes, its also a bit nostalgic for me.
The prince is so funny but aggravating at the same time. Danielle is telling him a painful memory about her father’s death, and that Utopia is the last book her father brought her before he died in front of her, which is why she memorized it and prizes it so. Then this makes him sour that he lacks passion?? Hello?? Idk maybe go watch ur dad die or grow up having never known your mother or something then. Annoying ass. But he’s played wonderfully and it’s all part of his charming but un-grounded personality. Meanwhile Danielle is very tethered to earth but still dreams of something better.
Danielle is a breath of fresh air throughout the movie. Now idk why they all have English accents when they are supposed to be in France. That’s a bit odd innit? It was really offputting when he sad he was the French Prince i was like... where behind that English guy? But despite that, I appreciate how they give her agency, wit, humor, rage, rebelliousness, passion, loyalty, naïveté, and a sense of justice. She’s not a shallow idea of a person, she has real tangible qualities. Same with the stepmother and even the stepsisters to an extent. They are all given a character that’s more than just surface level. They all have clear motives, prejudices, egos, and duality. Especially the stepmother. Who can be disrespectful and distant but also observant, cunning, funny, loving (towards her husband at least) and bitter sweet. She does increase the cruelty in the end though fully forming into the villian when she denies the chance to tell Danielle she did love her even just once. I mean calling her just a pebble in her shoe was brutal. She did have some of the best lines and deliveries as well "Nothing is certain until you are dead, and even then I'm sure God negociates!" has got to be one of the best pieces of life advices ever lol. It's true! You can always start again because it's not over until it's over.
The most surface level was character is probably the father, but he had a short screen time, and we view him mainly through Danielle’s eyes. I also appreciate how the mother wasn’t completely written out of the story and Danielle’s indecision on which item to protect who she’d choose her mother or father, was an intense scene. Costumes are also interesting to watch, I appreciate that they tried and took inspiration from Romeo & Juliet! (Not that I like Romeo and Juliet but I do enjoy the costumes). I almost think its the same dress from the 1960's version of Romeo & Juliet she wears? And i think there was a slight nod to it as well when two people were entering church the man in blue the woman in red.
Saw this on Instagram... here's my version
This is where i'm at on the ATLA movie release
I didn't watch the full movie when it was leaked and I need to see it in full... does anyone want to share a Paramount account lol.
Also Brittany Broski ur the best luv you girl. Can't wait for the podcast to come back!
Zuko at Aang the minute he joined the Gaang:
I also wonder, how did the politics work when he became firelord? Would his dad not still have followers and supporters especially since he was alive? Should i get into writing fanfiction and just have a GoT style political study into how he holds power as Firelord?
I made a follow up...
Me Last Night... oops
Sometimes you just can't sleep you know?
Movie Review
Still holds up after all these years! Always loved this movie for its charm, wit, humor, and fashion. Mainly Brooke's outfits her newspaper suit, the Dior dress, and the final black suit with gold jewlery was stunning! Reese Witherspoon is great, a true star in this movie. One of my favorite moments is her incredulously telling Warner “you’re breaking up with me cause I’m too… blonde?!” As if she couldn’t think of any other reason the two women would be different, honestly that’s hella sweet and she’s so real for that. She was like?? wtf? Both are beautiful and accomplished women what difference could there possibly be that I also have?? She’s like I’m not an actresses or grew up in foster care, or anything like Marilyn except for the hair. Iconic actually. The scene of the Harvard board defending her to their main decider was so funny! Like she sooo knew what will appeal to people fr. They may joke, but Elle probably looked at who was on the board and was like hmmm all white dudes in their 30s-50s? I know just what video essay to send those fuckers. And she got in. Honestly, this got me thinking for the sequel it would’ve been cool if she went into business with fashion houses on their legal team it would’ve combined her two main interests perfectly! Her friendship with Paulette is so sweet, and so is her eventual friendship with Vivian. The line delivery of “That’s terrible.” “Yeah… happens every day!” Kills me! Iconic. So glad she dumps Warner at the end, that was one of the best plot twists. So deserved on Warners part. Treating women like a means to an end with no regard to his own feelings, let alone theirs. Besides who wants a man solely governed by others around him and not himself? I understand others may influence your life that’s natural when you’re part of a family or group, but you cannot live your entire life for someone else. This is where Elle goes wrong at first going to Harvard for someone else’s approval, but she realizes this at the party, then chooses to stay, and make it her own. Prove to everyone sure, but mostly herself, that she could still do it. After all, I mean it is Harvard to drop out after all that work would be a waste, and irl she could’ve always switched majors or disciplines. Warner does not have the ability to do the same. He cannot make things his own, everything he does is in relation to what others may think of him, even people who don’t actually mean anything. Did he actually want to be a senator? Also let’s be real, having a pretty wife like Elle who’s also sweet and has an eye for fashion wouldn’t have hurt any political career, what was he thinking?? You think if JFK had married someone who looked like Marilyn, people wouldn’t have voted for him?! They would’ve voted for him just to see her on their TV. Shit I would’ve… lol. Also i just now noticed how shook the other law student is behind her about the bunny costume when she’s telling Vivian off at the party... LMAOO he did not know what to do!
A wretched little horse is washed away.😈
Kos (or some say, 'Kosm')
How the Zutara nation feels lol
IDC either way they are all shippable IMO
I like how Wolverine is like more annoyed than anything lmao. I debated it being Sokka breaking the 4th wall grossed out idk should i change it back?
Movie Review
This movie is another example of Hollywood eating its own a** LMAO. A movie about making a movie with the same title and premise as the movie you’re watching. Maybe im just a hater and I was too old to fall in love with the minions. This is a movie strictly for children, it would not hit as an adult unless you loved it as a child and it was nostalgic for you. I’m just not a fan of the minions, I guess, I don’t know why everyone’s so obsessed them.
The references to old movies and the 20s/30s era was fun! And the film is well crafted and animated. Lacks depth, but I didn’t come expecting that, to be fair. I just don’t care about them lol.
The best part was the little adorable seal and the end reference to Gru and Despicable Me.
Toy Story 5 Movie Review
I genuinely cried watching this movie. I didn’t expect much since I thought it would be like most sequels or expanded stories in a series. I was pleasantly surprised. It was fun, relatable, funny, and entertaining! I think they did well with the direction making it more about Jessie and Bullseye with Woody and Buzz a bit in the background.
I had literal tears falling down my face when Jessie sees her first kid named her daughter after her. That was so sweet! A great bit of closure for her story.
Bonnie and Blaze were adorable and i felt like a little kid watching them become friends and play together. I am not sure why, but animated movies always get to me. I grew up on Toy Story and even as we sat down, my mom recalled how much i loved the first movie as a kid. I guess I still do lol. I do want to re-watch it now. The jokes about Buzz, Woody, and Jessie all being old or antique made me laugh. The shiny bald spot on Woody was a great bit.
I was lucky enough to view the first 5 min of all the Buzz toys on the island at Cineshow last August (I work at a movie theater) so it was fun to see it in full and how it tied into the main story. It was clever, and the upgrade they get to actually fly was a good nod to the original Buzz.
As for the introduction of tech, i liked this inclusion. It follows a similar sort of mood as the original Toy Story in which the arrival of a new toy causes a great stirr. This time Lillypad is a far greater threat. Her donating herself was actually sad to me, but it provided a great transition into the idea that both thing can and wll co-exist (as they do in life now). I also loved how all the tablets for the kiddos were different animals. It reminded me of those pillows everyone loved as a kid that once folded became an animal.
I also loved the older tech toys in Blaze's house. Conan was the perfect choice for Smarty Pants. What an insane team they all make!
Its still such a fun way to look at the world, through the eyes of a toy. The little details they add, such as the hair tie that has little beads on it, make it so relatable. I need them to do a movie about toys that get donated to classrooms, like my old toys! Since my mom is a teacher most of my childhood toys and books are in her classroom and have been for (shit) decades now. I know they are well looked after! Overall, a great watch that is fun for kids and makes adults like me fall for nostalgia bait.
The Giver Book Review
Recently the Barnes and Noble by my house had a buy one get one 50% off deal. Now, I try not to buy brand new books to save money (I literally just borrowed two books from the library last week) but I guess i was in a spending mood. Anyway, the deal was for some, what I would call, middle school classics. I ended up getting The Tale of Despereaux and The Giver. Two books I have always heard about but never got around to reading or watching their movies. I started The Giver yesterday and finished it at 1:30am lol.
I totally get the hype now! Its a great book, easy to read and grasp, but has so much depth squeezed into less than 250 pages. As an adult, it leaves me with so many questions. How did Sameness come about? How were they able to remove colors, music, emotions, and song from humans? How did they discover the ability to transfer memories from one person to another? How do they get their food? What happened to the Giver? Did the plan work despite him leaving early? But none of these questions really matter in the end.
I would say the book asks one main philisophical question and answers it within itself: what does it mean to be human? Jonas learns what it means the hard way and his revelation is a joy to watch despite the pain and struggle he has to endure from learning the truth about humanity. The book made me grateful for the ability to see colors and hear music. Gifts that come naturally to most, but are removed from humanity entirely in this world she created.
"They have never known pain." He thought. The realization made him feel desperatley lonely.
In a way, that sort of order in the Community makes life easy and peaceful. There is no hardship, war, grief, hunger, or strife. But there is also nothing good either. Human nature has never been peaceful. To be human is to feel. Pain, joy, regret, love, rage, contentment, hate, adoration, obsession, confusion, envy, appreciation, etc. etc. etc.! And as we feel these intense emotions we create. We create music, dance, art, song, and stories. Then we look to share all of this with each other. The sharing of memories, stories, lessons, legends, warnings, hardship, joy, entertainment, is everything! Without the depth of emotion, we loose all that we call human.
"We gained conrol of many things. But we had to let go of others."
The society Jonas grows up in stifled, orderly, detatched, and lacks truth. The humans were nothing more than plants in a garden. The Elders act as the gardeners. They decide what seeds to plant and when. What sprouts to keep or release (kill). What plants they can remove as they get old or sick. But even actual plants know of sunshine. They lean towards their sun as their leaves sprout and soak up their sunshine. The people didn't even know that much! As the Giver says, they know nothing, and its meaningless without the memories.
Speaking of the Giver. Can we talk about how traumatic it was for him to witness his own daughter choose death over the truth of humanity?! Poor Rosemary, it was too much for her, too hopeless. I mean at least that way you would understand your father more and you wouldn't feel so alone. I can't believe she chose to be "released" i would've just ran away with my dad... I understand her though. Imagine only ever seeing things in black and white, never feeling the sun on your back or the rain in your hair. Never seeing the multitude of greens on trees or the diffferent blues in the sky. Then suddenly you are given all of human memory?! Memories of excrutiating pain and anguish that never belonged to you. The worst moments of everyone's lives in the past?! Who wouldn't choose release in a desperate moment?
"Maybe your wisdom will come much more quickly than mine."
Jonas understands this is ridiculous. Impossible to hold onto all of it as just one person. It's his striking certainty that moves the Giver and his observation that wisdom would come quickly for Jonas was right, in a way. His instinct to run towards the unknown with Gabriel and move on, took courage and wisdom.
His connection with Gabe was so sweet and adorable. I loved how he accidentally shared his memories at first. It was so innately human, this need to share the happy things it just slipped out of his mind and into Gabe's. Of course he took him Elsewhere how could he leave him there?
A fantastic book! 10/10 :) We will end on my favortie quote.
"Its the choosing that's important. Isn't it?"