in vitro

“I don’t dance,” Sasuke snapped back. “Anyway, what’s Gay Pride Day? What are they proud of?”

[errrrmmmmmmmmmmm-deactivated202]

Get your pussy up get your money up. You’re gorgeous btw

get my pussy up,,,,,,, get my money up,,,,,,,,,

[witchofanguish]

trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat:

me: where'd daddy go?

baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy

me: peekaboo!

baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles

[tumbwr]

u cant be hieronymous. its just not boschipple. poschibble. bosichibble.

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

[no-sharks-on-the-sun]

they killed him for this

[loathsomespider]

[sea--burn]

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[patrickbatemanamericanpsycho]

When the group chat arguing and bro starts messaging you privately

[femmenietzsche]

Look when I bet $100 on Kalshi that you "weren't gonna make it" I was merely hedging against how sad I would be in that case. If anything it's a sign of how much I care

[zszsze]

we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework

[tall]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

my sons ranked from most to least hard to love

[bippus]

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue

[bewbin]

EVERYOBODY GET DOWN HES TAKING A CREATIVE LIBERTY

[toskarin]

no

[segamascott]

[microwaiver]

they hit the second pjackk