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YOU ARE THE REASON
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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noise dept.
Sade Olutola
Discoholic 🪩
wallacepolsom
$LAYYYTER
i don't do bad sauce passes
Aqua Utopia｜海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
we're not kids anymore.
tannertan36
KIROKAZE
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@devilofdots
My Blorbos, in no particular order:
Maomao — The Apothecary Diaries
Zuko — Avatar the Last Airbender
Miles Edgeworth — Ace Attorney
Shadow the Hedgehog — Sonic
Cloud Strife — Final Fantasy VII
Robert Robertson III — Dispatch
Flambae — Dispatch
Spock — Star Trek, The Original Series
Loki — Marvel
Wei Wuxian — Mo Dao Zu Shi
Lan Wangji — Mo Dao Zu Shi
Merlin — BBC Merlin
Jaskier/Dandelion — The Witcher
when i tell you i had an aneurysm
"Average canyon is full of arachnids" factoid actually just a statistical anomaly. Average canyon has a normal amount of arachnids. Spider Gorge-
tumblr has like 5 jokes that just get recycled.
it’s very efficient that way.
average tumblr user only knows five jokes factoid actually just statistical error. Spiders Georg-
easy to miss that one of the reasons maternal mortality is diminished so extremely by modern medicine is that modern medicine makes it so much more possible to identify the pregnancies that will die and take you with them, or are otherwise unacceptably high risk. and then discontinue those ones safely, before it's too late.
thought about this because it's so frustrating when people argue that 'dying in childbirth' is a historical sort of event that doesn't happen nowadays (false) and therefore is irrelevant to the legal status of abortion, since it's not a real danger.
except it super is, and i think a lot of people haven't noticed that this argument in addition to simply being incorrect is basically the same as when people say we don't need vaccines for deadly diseases because no one gets those now anyway.
like yeah one reason for that is we vaccinate everybody ffs.
Note: after the end of Roe v Wade in the US, the maternal mortality rate (and the infant mortality rate) are showing clear increases in the states with the strictest anti-abortion laws.
Forcing people to carry high risk or non viable pregnancies to term kills.
Also: All anti-abortion laws currently on the books in the USA contain some type of medical exception, and none of these medical exceptions have turned out to be good enough in practice.
Pregnant people do not have warning lights on their foreheads. All pregnancies present some degree of danger, some present more danger, but by the time it becomes clear that the patient will die without intervention, it's often too late.
If someone is having a miscarriage that isn't complete yet, the time to administer misoprostol/mifepristone or perform a D&C is as soon as it becomes clear that the pregnancy isn't viable. If a doctor has to wait until an infection gets started because they're afraid of vindictive district attorneys deciding the threat to the mother's life wasn't serious enough, that's fucking stupid, and it will cause unnecessary pain and harm to tons of patients and kill some of them.
Anti-abortion lawmakers, when presented with such cases, blamed the doctors for taking them too literally in order to make the law look bad, then declined to provide any regulatory guidance to clarify when the medical exceptions can be used.
That's because only two types of people believe abortion can be banned: Ones who don't believe in obstetric science, and ones who don't believe pregnant people are human.
This is a stressful job. Good thing Robert found some new stress relief methods. Like stress toys! (Or biceps.)
(HR would be upset by what he found at a superhero convention if they existed.)
Cursed post
rescuing a guy from a cave-in using a drill call that the amazing diggable circus
AND EVERYONE HAS COME TO WATCH THE GUY BE RESCUED THATS IMPORTANT TOO
THERES A FERRIS WHEEL THERE
its too late man you fucked it
not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.
I would liveblog Anything
i coloured it?
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.
Omg, it’s actually on my dash! This post is like a fossil!
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
no fucking way
I pawned your chastity key for drug money sorry
I don't think Americans exist
今見たことは秘密、だよ。
"What you just saw is a secret, got it?"
Bonus:
"Qifrey when he was caught in the middle of sneakily opening up a bag of limited edition flavor plum potato chips."
what if we admitted to each other that it's not always really romance that we want. What if we admitted that what we're really craving is intimacy and society taught us romance is the only way to get it.
if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems
I had a nightmare like this when I was 7
they hate me for my flat facial expressions and inability to contribute to conversations
yeah, i’ve just been itching to drawing robert but too lazy to do a legit drawing
